Is Grandma a Princess or a Pirate? UPDATE 9/28! The Last Suppah! PICS!! Pg. 69!

[HomeschoolMama]

Well, since you say your caballeros hurt... I'm going to guess the ducks bit your buns. Doesn't everyone call their buns caballeros?

 

[jcc0621]

All I can say is

 

[PrincessV]

I grabbed the kidlets breakfast just as the motha came back from her carb attack work-out fest. She thoroughly enjoyed the gym…she gave it a gold star…or a 4-grade black spandex…whatever scale she rates gyms on these days.

I can't believe she actually worked out!

After TT, we decided to explore the magic of The Seas. We have never looked around here before. (ducking while you throw rotten fish) I know…I know…I had no idea. That anything even existed. Beyond all of the animated sea creatures.

It was pretty cool, no?!

We happened upon a little manatee pool. And when I say LITTLE…I mean freakin’ little. Pool little manatee.

No worries - the pool extends pretty far back "behind the scenes"

“Living With the Land”…otherwise known as Yawn City.

I smell a Lapu!

Y'know, if THIS is the Poly's sole source of pineapples, it's no wonder they ran out!

So, Jen, Jon, and the Lex-meister popped a little sit on a bench. And that’s when it happened for the FIRST time this trip…

Here’s a hint…

Any guesses or prophesies???

Duck poop?!

 

[princessjv]

Jen, your motha made you wake her up to go exercise? Wasn't walking 10 miles a day enough for her? The kids looked really happy to be there that AM. I thought they might start jumping for joy.

Now my ds LOVES Living with the land. LOVES it. He is all scientist like, like that. I can, however see how it could be an "Ellen" for some.

 

[puggymom]

Lookie, lookie, I am actually responding within 24 hours of you updating

HILARIOUS!

Motha is too much, see one more thing I love about Disney, no need to get on the treadmill If you don't completey pig out, you can walk/weat off a few pounds when there.

The original Figment was so much better I don't even bother going near that place anymore.

I love the Living Seas, I could totally lose track of time standing in front of that tank.

Hmm ducks, do they poop on your foot?

 

[adaygaby]

hope the caballeros were some canadian guys

Can't stop laughing with your report...Thanks for the laughs!!

 

[DisneyJo]

“Mom,” I whispered next to her ear…”Carbs!”

OMG hilarious

I turned on (sorry Disney Channel) Doodle Bops…and blared it loud.

great idea

I didn’t want to answer this door though. As I knew who it was. It was my dear friend Phillameana M. Snipey…otherwise known as P.M.S. Today…would be a wonderful day. I could feel my fangs growing longer by the minute. Yay for me…and anyone who got in my way.

Sorry but I loved the way you described PMS

We happened upon a little manatee pool. And when I say LITTLE…I mean freakin’ little. Pool little manatee.

As V said it is big back stage

“Living With the Land”…otherwise known as Yawn City. Sorry for any fans out there.

Hey I like the Land ride, I make the girls go on it at least once every trip

Any guesses or prophesies???

Ooooh you get nipped by a duck?!?!?

 

[HomeschoolMama]

I forgot to mention that my kids would not like to get woken up by the Doodlebops either. When I accidentaly turn the show on when I'm looking for something for the kids to watch, DS screams, "Ahh! My eyes!!! My eyes!" He's one funny guy!

 

[meeskamouska]

i am rolling.....

LOVE the Uncle Chip snippet....I can so see it....almost wet myself!!!

 

[Goofyluver]

Another hilarious update as usual

I love the the shot of the Ball, yes I call in the Ball, and I do not care

Me too...don't throw anything...

Figment is just a silly goofy fun ride, but probably would be more fun if you had been hitting the sauce

Honey...lots of things would be more fun if I hit the sauce...

A bird Poops on you

Ewwwww....no. But, that has happened before!

Or did you have popcorn and bird stole some

No.

Trying to get caught up again...I hear you on this...just wanted to give you kudos for not going the suffocation route!

Thanks!

Man you are frikkin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwwww...thanks Kat!

I never seem to get out of MK before 3pm. I guess I just need to devote 2 whole mornings to it. And now that we have added the characters, we're done...gonna have to live at MK...

You did awesome!

Thanks!!!

That Pushing lady -- you had such good restraint.

I usually do...but I curse them on the inside...

Such a wonderful sentiment. Disney has truly captured the magic, the love, the joy of family and fun. So cool that Jon let you hold him!

Yea...that doesn't happen everyday!

Ok, all caught up!!

Nemo is such a terrific ride but that's about all we do in that bldg -- except that Coral Reef is now on our must do list for food!

Figment is cute -- that's all I can say. My DD2 loved it. Also, they have the best restrooms!!

Hmmm, attack of the ducks....

Good to know about the potties...but we will not be doing that ride again. Even Jon looked at me with a "OMGosh" look on his face!

Well, since you say your caballeros hurt... I'm going to guess the ducks bit your buns. Doesn't everyone call their buns caballeros?

I thought so...

All I can say is

Thanks Janet!

I can't believe she actually worked out!

You would if you met her!

Hey! Maybe our mothas can be friends...

No worries - the pool extends pretty far back "behind the scenes"

Ohhhhhh...that makes me feel a lot better!

Duck poop?!

No.

Jen, your motha made you wake her up to go exercise? Wasn't walking 10 miles a day enough for her? The kids looked really happy to be there that AM. I thought they might start jumping for joy.

Now my ds LOVES Living with the land. LOVES it. He is all scientist like, like that. I can, however see how it could be an "Ellen" for some.

Yea...it was sorta like waking up to no Christmas presents for me. Lots of anticipation with not a lot of reward.

Hmm ducks, do they poop on your foot?

No...but I love how everyone thinks I deserve to get crapped on.

hope the caballeros were some canadian guys

Can't stop laughing with your report...Thanks for the laughs!!

Not canadians eh...

Hey I like the Land ride, I make the girls go on it at least once every trip

Your poor girls!

Ooooh you get nipped by a duck?!?!?

Nipped? Noooo...more like attacked...

I forgot to mention that my kids would not like to get woken up by the Doodlebops either. When I accidentaly turn the show on when I'm looking for something for the kids to watch, DS screams, "Ahh! My eyes!!! My eyes!" He's one funny guy!

Jon shrinks back in fear...

i am rolling.....

LOVE the Uncle Chip snippet....I can so see it....almost wet myself!!!

That's because you know him...

 

[Goofyluver]

When I have an interview in the morning?

Let me share what happened tonight with you. Just to break up the monotony of this TR...and to give you a little laughy-poo...

I brought my little bitty 3 pound chihuahua here to Albuquerque with me. She was acting fine tonight...when all of a sudden...she started screaming. Like a baby. Yes, screaming. I couldn't touch her...I couldn't hold her. She kept screaming. and then...she stopped walking. She couldn't get up and walk, or jump down from the couch or the bed. And she is only a baby. Just a little thing.

So, at 9:30 tonight, Jon and I loaded up little Kinzee Faith to go to the emergency vet.

We get there...and I swear to you...it was a miraculous recovery. The vet said that chihuahuas feign injuries a lot...basically...she's a liar liar pants on fire. She was fine. They gave us motrin and sent us on our way.

Now...I'm housesitting for my mother's dogs right now while she and my step-dad are away.

I get home from the vet at 10:45 or so.

I cart Jon off to bed...along with dear little faker Kinzee Faith.

I walk into the kitchen...and notice...an empty bag of torn apart chocolate chip cookies on the floor.

And I knew what had happened. My mother's dog ate a whole bag of chips ahoy.

So, I call my brother, and have him come sit with Jon so that Jon can at least get a few winks of sleep tonight.

And I am once again...off to the emergency vet.

I walk in and the ladies in the front begin to laugh...not only because I am back..but because my mother's dog has done this several times before.

So, they immediately take cookie monster Cori to the back and make her "rid herself" of the cookies.

I wait for her in the room...

As soon as the vet walks into the exam room...he looks straight at me...his jaw drops open...and he begins to laugh.

I said, "Yes, it's me again. The one who has a chihuahua who fakes injuries and a 3 legged dog (my mom's dog only has 3 legs) who can open cookie packages."

Long story short, both Kinzee (the faker) and Cori (the cookie hound) are going to live...$300 later.

As I was leaving...and this is the best part...the vet slips me his card with his number on it. Apparently, he finds me hilarious and cute. So, there was an upside to the night.

Now...good-night. I'm off to sleep some before my interview tomorrow. And to dream about dear Dr. Dugger.

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

Hilarious! Glad that the dogs are both okay and for getting the number of the cute vet.

 

[DisneyJo]

I said it on TFW but OMG Jen what a night You couldn't make up better stuff than that

 

[HomeschoolMama]

So, when are you calling Mr. Cutie Vet?

 

[Parla]

Alright, I came here first. Lets see how fast I can read 33 pages!

 

[PrincessV]

again! Sorry Jen!

 

[cmp1111]

OMG, Jen. Firstly, the update was fantastic. I think the duck is going to eat your shoes.

Then, the dogs... I can't believe that yours would fake it like that. Now, the cookies, I totally get. My dog ate half of a pound bag of M&M's this winter.

WOOT WOOT (it's my new thing) on the cutie vet!!!

 

[OregonDisneyFanatic]

When I have an interview in the morning?

Let me share what happened tonight with you. Just to break up the monotony of this TR...and to give you a little laughy-poo...

I brought my little bitty 3 pound chihuahua here to Albuquerque with me. She was acting fine tonight...when all of a sudden...she started screaming. Like a baby. Yes, screaming. I couldn't touch her...I couldn't hold her. She kept screaming. and then...she stopped walking. She couldn't get up and walk, or jump down from the couch or the bed. And she is only a baby. Just a little thing.

So, at 9:30 tonight, Jon and I loaded up little Kinzee Faith to go to the emergency vet.

We get there...and I swear to you...it was a miraculous recovery. The vet said that chihuahuas feign injuries a lot...basically...she's a liar liar pants on fire. She was fine. They gave us motrin and sent us on our way.

Now...I'm housesitting for my mother's dogs right now while she and my step-dad are away.

I get home from the vet at 10:45 or so.

I cart Jon off to bed...along with dear little faker Kinzee Faith.

I walk into the kitchen...and notice...an empty bag of torn apart chocolate chip cookies on the floor.

And I knew what had happened. My mother's dog ate a whole bag of chips ahoy.

So, I call my brother, and have him come sit with Jon so that Jon can at least get a few winks of sleep tonight.

And I am once again...off to the emergency vet.

I walk in and the ladies in the front begin to laugh...not only because I am back..but because my mother's dog has done this several times before.

So, they immediately take cookie monster Cori to the back and make her "rid herself" of the cookies.

I wait for her in the room...

As soon as the vet walks into the exam room...he looks straight at me...his jaw drops open...and he begins to laugh.

I said, "Yes, it's me again. The one who has a chihuahua who fakes injuries and a 3 legged dog (my mom's dog only has 3 legs) who can open cookie packages."

Long story short, both Kinzee (the faker) and Cori (the cookie hound) are going to live...$300 later.

As I was leaving...and this is the best part...the vet slips me his card with his number on it. Apparently, he finds me hilarious and cute. So, there was an upside to the night.

Now...good-night. I'm off to sleep some before my interview tomorrow. And to dream about dear Dr. Dugger.

OOOO the move is looking up Tell me all about this guy. He is even a DR. Give Kenzie and Cori hugs from us

 

[OregonDisneyFanatic]

Have you gone to your interview yet

 

[puggymom]

Hey I like the Land ride, I make the girls go on it at least once every trip

But don' you dare take them on that Behind the Seeds tour, remember my trippie from last October.

No...but I love how everyone thinks I deserve to get crapped on.

And for the record I don't think you deserve it