Lola’s Lake Waconia Half: Race Report
I’m never running this course again!! I don’t care that I smashed my PR (by 12 minutes if you go by a 1:1 comparison, since the previous PR was virtual, so I stopped at exactly 13.1, or by 5 minutes if you go by today’s on-course time)—there were nasty hills, and changing road surfaces. There’s nothing worse on sore feet than running on a dirt road and hitting large stones. Also, I don’t like running along active highways.
Anyway, I got to Waconia a little less than a half hour before the start, and parked a couple blocks away. I got a warm up stretch in just by walking up a giant steep hill to get from where I parked to the race

I checked my bag (really glad I packed my stuff in a bag at home, since they didn’t have any). The start chute wasn’t particularly organized, so I stuck myself between the 2:20 pace group (which was the slowest one, but much too fast for me) and the “Last Runner” lady, who was only about 20 feet behind the pacer lady.
This is technically a picture of the back of the start line, but it was what I could get easily.
We hit the first hill of the race not far past the start, and then we got on a bike path and ran through a park, then onto the first dirt road, then back onto a bike path, then onto the first highway. This one wasn’t too bad because it had a real shoulder lane, so we had space to pass people if needed. Then we hit the second dirt road, and that was a longer stretch and I hated it. Then we hit a lakeside residential road which was hilly and in bad shape. They actually had a sign about how bad it was:
So we had to avoid potholes, gravel that was supposed to be in the potholes, vehicular traffic, and the fast runners that had emerged from a loop. I dunno who thought it was a brilliant idea to have the course loop back on itself so the fast runners came back to mix in with the slow runners. Then we were going up another steep hill, with a water stop in the middle. As a half runner, I got to turn left at the top of the hill to do the loop back to the dirt road and the pothole road. Then go back up the awful hill with the water stop. I refilled my water bottle on the second time through this stop, and had a cup of water and a cup of Gatorade. The Gatorade was a mistake—warm blue Gatorade made from powder was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever tasted

Then it was time for more busy highway running, this time into the wind. Yay


Then there was a more residential highway, but no longer into the wind. You’d think it would start feeling good to hit the home stretch, except that there was a giant nasty hill in the last mile


I finally got back onto the city streets, and more hills, but no traffic. Lots of finished runners walking around and cheering us stragglers on. I stopped for a few seconds when my watch hit 13.1 miles so I could get a shot of my exact half marathon time
I still had a half mile to go at this point, but I finished strong and almost broke 3 hours on the course. If there hadn’t been so many steep hills that I had to walk up, I probably could have done it. I grabbed my bag and switched into my Sanuks (still the best feeling in the world, taking the race shoes off). On my way out of the park, I got to ring the PR bell, which is fun. There was free food available at a local restaurant, but that involved walking down a bunch of hills in the opposite direction of my car, so I chose that instead and went to Dairy Queen for a hot dog and fries (and an Oreo blizzard, but that was a bit too much for my stomach, so it’s still 3/4 full in my freezer).
My feet are a little sore, but I’m otherwise doing just fine. I hit the segment function on my watch when I hit each mile marker, so I could see afterward how my watch miles stacked up against the course miles.
2022 workout data to date: 139h 31m 9s of exercise; 60,954 active calories burned; 74,184 total calories burned