I'm still ignoring it while I think about the bacon.
Had to cook dinner for a church group last week. I made breakfast for dinner and made about 5 pounds of bacon and a couple of pounds of sausage. It was about time to eat so my wife beaconed "there's enough bacon, it's time to eat."
I quickly replied "honey, you can NEVER have enough bacon." Every man in the room simultaneously said "AMEN." It was perfect.