I wish they'd air more about the Michael Jackson death!

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

This just in, michael jackson remains dead..


they finally planted it..

after the family squeezed as much publicity as possible. ("tribute" movie/album out soon, only $199.99!)

I wonder how long it will be until those people that were paid to keep quiet about the molestations will start to come forward looking for either more money, or their 15 minutes of fame.

hehehehehhehe

and the stories just keep dribbling in...

 

[Imzadi]

This just in, michael jackson remains dead..


they finally planted it..

But, he's in some crypt. So, technically, he could just wake up. If there's a door knob on the inside of the crypt, he could walk out in time for the MJ Tribute tour they are planning and actually sing at his own show.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

But, he's in some crypt. So, technically, he could just wake up. If there's a door knob on the inside of the crypt, he could walk out in time for the MJ Tribute tour they are planning and actually sing at his own show.

The Thriller video just popped into my head....

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

But, he's in some crypt. So, technically, he could just wake up. If there's a door knob on the inside of the crypt, he could walk out in time for the MJ Tribute tour they are planning and actually sing at his own show.

hehehhehee

Thats what pappa joe was probably planning all along, that old cash cow has to start paying again. I'm suprised they didn't encase him in lucite or something and prop him up on a stage while a band played the music and some dancers did his moves.

Sadly, people would be dumb enough to pay to see that.

The Thriller video just popped into my head....

me too, except that I suspect that he really looked like that in real life, and that his face was covered with pancake makup the rest of the time.

 

[pizzachica]

Oh Grumpy, you ARE a naughty monkey aren't ya!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Oh Grumpy, you ARE a naughty monkey aren't ya!

why yes, yes I am.

heheheheheh

RUM?

 

[pizzachica]

I'll take that rum and leave you a gift!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I'll take that rum and leave you a gift!

holy moley...NEVER pick up hitchhikers!!!!!!


hehehehehhehee

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

If MJ makes an appearance a la Elvis, please ask him if he's become smarter on the other side.
Ya have to wonder about his choices in physicians-one cuts off his nose and the other one gives him too much anesthesia and kills him.

HEHEHEHH

Good point, I guess doctors just wanted to cash in (150K a month) that a pretty good payday...if you can collect.

Sorry, wrong MJ thread.

Are you sure?

Hey, Grumpy Pirate! Is he still dead?

an update...Yes I believe he is still taking a dirt nap and is worm food.

I saw a news article where the "Grand memoral tour councert" or what ever the heck they were touting it, for the end of September, got cancelled. It was supposed to be in Austria.

Seems all the big stars backed out (The "other commitments" excuse) and now, it will be in June 2010 in England...till they cancel that. Its not going to suprise me if they "postpone" (read: no one cares) it till the end of 2010, then into 2011, Hmm, maybe December 12, 2012?

(I wonder if they are going to do the old, "sell the tickets, then no refunds" trick that they have pulled in the past.)

michael jackson remains dead. everyone else is scrambling to make money.

 

[Magic Mom]

Apparently he's hanging out in purgatory while the details are sorted out.

 

[Imzadi]

Well, no wonder why it took so long to finally bury him.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Apparently he's hanging out in purgatory while the details are sorted out.

HEHEHEHEH

I always thought that if there was any doubt, you go "south"

...and in his case there is no doubt he is having to answer for his..


"activities"

at least he will be warm!!!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Well, no wonder why it took so long to finally bury him.

they had to find all the money..

I think of the scene from Scrooge where the thiefs are playing cards for the sheets of the bed where he died.

 

[Imzadi]

they had to find all the money..

I think of the scene from Scrooge where the thiefs are playing cards for the sheets of the bed where he died.

Hey, I thought I saw the auction for MJ's sheets on eBay!
The Seller's name was "Tito'sNofool."

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Hey, I thought I saw the auction for MJ's sheets on eBay!
The Seller's name was "Tito'sNofool."

Hmmmm, any winning bids yet?

I would think they would go fast...before forensics could get them!!!


were they the ones with bunnies and duckies?

 

[DarthKTrava]

Or posing at science fiction conventions.....

 

[Magic Mom]

Here are some pictures so we can remember him like we knew him best.

This is my favorite. It's so touching.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

hehehee

good pics of the freekshow.

I remember that southpark episode... it really showed the true nutball that he was.

so now they released the fact that he died due to overdose (Duhhhhhh!)

I guess they will try and hang the doctor out to dry, but some places are saying he should be let off, as he was just doing what the customer wanted.


it the meantime, MJ if probably frying for his actions with kids.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

this just in...no, michael jackson is still dead...

but the sightings have increased!...just like Elvis!!!

hmm, zombie?

maybe the new zombie movie will use that to advertise their movie.

that family continues to try and make more money off the dead!

watch, they will "discover" more "Forgotten songs" stuff every year or so. what a nuthouse parade this is turning out to be.

but hey, anything to get the "fans" to spend money is a good thing...right?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

an update...


no he has not come back to life..

he remains taking a dirt nap



guess the "new" song he released was a rip off of a song release in the 80's.



guess it dosn't matter, as long as his family can line their pockets with money!

watch as the "movie" falls flat, and I would be willing to bet that the "concert" , once cancelled and rescheduled, will also be cancelled again. and probably no refunds. thats what they seem to be best at, ripping off the "fans" who are silly enought to buy into it.