i want to ask my aunt for a date

[ols386]

It must been a long time since you had any for you wanting to have sex with your aunt.

 

[kirbsam]

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with his aunt. I guess it's pretty serious. so it is not unheard of.

 

[lillygator]

ask her - and keep us posted!

 

[bdcp]

It's been a while since the OP has posted. I guess he lost interest in his aunt and moved onto another relative.

 

[cm8]

Whether OP is trolling or not, who cares? This is the funniest thread I've read in a very long time.

, Agreed!

 

[MickeySP]

I could ask her to move in with me not letting on that I like her. they are losing their house either one of them is not going to be able to keep the house they are so far in debt. they are filing for bankrupty (sorry i know its spelled wrong) she will have to rent a house or apartment. I live in the same township that she does. that way the kids will be able to go to the same schools. theres not too many houses for rent in the township. Than I could slowly start coming on to her.

What a great solution!! Then you could sit in her closet while she slept and watch her

REALLY!!! You're 41 and this even remotely strikes you as a rational idea? I really really hope you are trolling cause if not boy does the word skewed mean anything, dude.


Yeah this does wreak of Deliverance(not the south) "You got a nice mouth"

 

[DaParkers]

Forget what everybody else is saying and GO FOR IT! Don't forget to videotape it when you reveal your feelings and post it online so that we can see her disgust, I mean reaction!

 

[rie'smom]

OK, I skipped most of the thread, ask her. At least then you'll know. Be sure to keep us posted.
It will make for interesting family get togethers if you two get together.

 

[Ppufi]

Wow-ee. I'm just waiting for the aunt in question to "find" this thread. Now where's that popcorn smiley?...

 

[hucifer]

That sounds like a healthy honest way to begin a relationship.

OMG

 

[Mrs.Toad]

op, i have read the whole thread and i am sorry the way that some are treating you. to answer your question about whether or not to ask her out. i cant give you an honest answer without knowing how big her jugs are. if they are big i say, go for it. hope this helps.

OMG, you had me going, there!

 

[lakelandgal70]

How can a post be funny and sad at the same time? Is it wrong I can't stop laughing??

 

[lakelandgal70]

op, i have read the whole thread and i am sorry the way that some are treating you. to answer your question about whether or not to ask her out. i cant give you an honest answer without knowing how big her jugs are. if they are big i say, go for it. hope this helps.

OMG now I have to change my underwears!! hahhahahhahah

 

[DWGal210]

I love the holiday season on the Dis......constant entertainment. There have been some real doozies lately but this takes the cake!!

 

[lovetoscrap]

OK,
It will make for interesting family get togethers if you two get together.

I can't wait to read those In Laws Venting threads:

My MIL used to be my SIL and I just don't understand why she doesn't like me any more. It is like she thinks it is wrong that her DS, my DH, used to be my DN. And she really should be getting my girls 2 presents each since she is their DA and their DSGM.

Add in the halves and there is no way I can keep the Abbreviations list updated to reflect this family dynamic!

On a lighter note...this reminds me of the best selling greeting card in WV...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UNCLE DADDY. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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That actually happened in my family. My grandmother married a much older man and while she was pregnant with my bio. father. He had a heart attack and died. So his younger brother married her. Rather interesting solution. I never asked any questions because that was really more than I wanted to know!

 

[tinatark]

I just hope all the "troll" posters and posters who obviously don't believe this is a true post get points from the mods... like I did in a similar thread!

Seriously, I think this was posted just to get a reaction from the other posters, and it did.

OP, if you really want to date your uncle's soon to be ex wife.. it's nothing I would have ever wanted to do, especially since dating one of my uncles ex wives would be a little strange to me since I don't date women... but go ahead! You only live once! Do what feels right! Look out for yourself! If it feels good, do it!

 

[LondonUnderground]

LOL maybe this is a response to the spectacular NYE thread last year!
But IMHO, asking out your aunt is pretty sick. That would be like me asking out my uncle, eugh.
The thought just makes me cringe LOL.

 

[S. C.]

I just hope all the "troll" posters and posters who obviously don't believe this is a true post get points from the mods... like I did in a similar thread!

Seriously, I think this was posted just to get a reaction from the other posters, and it did.

Let me get this straight ... you hope people get points for NOT believing it is a true post. While at the same time ... YOU believe it was posted just to get a reaction. UMMMM ... OK ...

 

[KellyNY]

I wonder where is OP, football does not take that long.

 

[S. C.]

I wonder where is OP, football does not take that long.

that he