I think Darth Vader is in my house...

[cynsaun]

I am in the kitchen, and at the front of the house I hear the sound that he makes when he is breathing through that stupid mask thingie.

I want my mommy!

 

[SillyMe]

Don't run toward the noise! Do not look to see what it is! Run the other way and don't wear high heels.

 

[Aidensmom]

Did you remember to charge your lightsaber?

 

[cynsaun]

If the phone rings, I am SO not answering it!

No, my spare lightsaber is in the car. DARN IT!!!

 

[sweet angel]

Remember, don't go upstairs. And if you think it's dead, don't poke it to find out.

 

[SillyMe]

Call Howie. He has an extra lightsaber.

 

[cynsaun]

Ok, well I do have lifeSAVERS, but I don't think that will help! HA!

But, seriously, it's freaking me out! We need to get some window coverings ASAP!

 

[sweet angel]

You have no windowcoverings? So ANYBODY could be peeking in?

Be vewwy vewwy qwiet -- he could be hunting...




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YOU!

 

[cynsaun]

You have no windowcoverings? So ANYBODY could be peeking in?

Be vewwy vewwy qwiet -- he could be hunting...




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YOU!

MOMMY!

 

[SillyMe]

If you run out the house, remember to check the back seat of your car first.

 

[cynsaun]

If you run out the house, remember to check the back seat of your car first.

Well, I didn't leave the door open, so there shouldn't be an opposum in there.

 

[sweet angel]

Don't forget to check UNDER the car too.

 

[cynsaun]

Oooh! Because he could grab my ankles. I'm freaking out here!

 

[minkydog]

sounds like one of the kids has the croup

 

[cynsaun]

sounds like one of the kids has the croup

I wish! That I could handle! I swear, I always freak myself out when Halloween is coming.

 

[anewvance]

There is a bathroom at our local Toys R Us... every time I go in there, i'm not sure where the noise is coming from, but I swear Darth Vader is peeing with me.

 

[cynsaun]

There is a bathroom at our local Toys R Us... every time I go in there, i'm not sure where the noise is coming from, but I swear Darth Vader is peeing with me.

MOMMY! You mean I'm not the only one that has heard this!?!?!?!?! Call the FIB, call the police!

 

[Sparx]

MOMMY! You mean I'm not the only one that has heard this!?!?!?!?! Call the FIB, call the police!

I heard it just today! I was walking out of the building and I heard it, I had to turn around to prove to myself that I was really alone!!

 

[cynsaun]

I heard it just today! I was walking out of the building and I heard it, I had to turn around to prove to myself that I was really alone!!

Ah, geez! Clearly, there is a Darth Vader conspiracy going on!

 

[Briarmom]

May the force be with you.