I see the future mon and it's not pretty

[JKanownik]

I hope that Miss Cleo sticks around for awhile! She has me LMAO!



-Colleen

 

[oddball27]

Hmmmmmm..... what about me?!?!?!

 

[chell]

Miss Cleo I must admit that you are pretty good at what you do. Apparently you knew I needed the little pick me up that you have provided today.

Thanks!

 

[Melora]

Took me a minute to figure out what was going on...but I got it eventually....!!!



I needed a good laugh!

 

[Connieh]

Miss Cleo,

You are amazing, thanks for the laugh, and Happy Mothers Day to you!

 

[TarraLee]

Miss Cleo-- Too funny~! Hope you'll stick around the DIS for awhile!

 

[Miss Cleo]

Originally posted by oddball27
Hmmmmmm..... what about me?!?!?!

Hmmmmm you are coming in fuzzy. My powers fade the more I don't get paid you see. *rubs crystal ball*

You seem to be very important...some sort of leader of a few things.

You have an obsession with Orlando, Florida and the Law there - For some reason you think he is hot. Well, dear, Florida is hot...but a state isn't a he.

You unfortunately will pass away at the age of 89 when you fail to dunk your oreo in milk for at LEAST 7 minutes and choke.

Miss Cleo hates to be the bearer of bad news but I must reveal the truth.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Oh I hope Miss Cleo is wrong about Harley Quinn being a transvestite she one of my favs along with Poision Ivy and Jessica Rabbit.

 

[oddball27]

Originally posted by Miss Cleo
Hmmmmm you are coming in fuzzy. My powers fade the more I don't get paid you see. *rubs crystal ball*

You seem to be very important...some sort of leader of a few things.

You have an obsession with Orlando, Florida and the Law there - For some reason you think he is hot. Well, dear, Florida is hot...but a state isn't a he.

You unfortunately will pass away at the age of 89 when you fail to dunk your oreo in milk for at LEAST 7 minutes and choke.

Miss Cleo hates to be the bearer of bad news but I must reveal the truth.

Orlando BLOOM is VERY HOT, and he is obviously a he!! Hmmm...I thought it was 7 seconds.... I'll remember that!!! Thanks You Miss Cleo!!!

 

[Blueeyes101817]

miss cleo-I sense a trip to DisneyWorld around you...I get that vibe often around here. How odd.

You feel you can weigh alternate objects in place of yourself for your driver's license. You can't. Weighing your suitcase (no matter how full it may be) cannot be a replacement for you. Doesn't work that way child.

I'm feeling you have blue eyes and you were born in 1981.

You will be going to the amazon to save the rainforest. There you will meet a medicine man and he will take you for his wife. You will never be heard from again.

Let me know how it goes! Good luck mon!


Disney is defnitely in the near future...hmm the medicine man..i will let you know!!

 

[Aurora63]

What about me, Miss Cleo?

 

[katerkat]

I can always count on the DIS for a pick-me-up!

 

[Miss Cleo]

Originally posted by Aurora63
What about me, Miss Cleo?

I'm having trouble making the rent this month so my visions are getting so blurry. I'll give it a shot though...


I sense you have recently relocated and you are feeling down. Don't worry! You will meet a new friend. His name is Magical Jack and he will appear only to you. Just make sure not to talk to him when your DH to be is around...he might get jealous. Magical Jack is HOT!

Don't worry about your job situation. You will be getting into acting! Yes, you will get a job as an energetic person dancing all around in a V8 commercial. It won't be you drinking the V8 though. Isn't that hilarious?

Hope this helps you on your journey child.

 

[cynsaun]

TOO FUNNY!!!

 

[mickeyboat]

Miss Cleo -

Thank you for the tremendous guidance and wisdom you have bestowed upon the DIS. We hope you will stay a while.

Denae

 

[castlegazer]

Miss Cleo - Miss Cleo - Over here - tell me what my future holds!

 

[Miss Cleo]

Originally posted by castlegazer
Miss Cleo - Miss Cleo - Over here - tell me what my future holds!

Oh Dear! You will be severely maimed when your boss doesn't see you as he is whipping through your office on his Segway. Don't worry though, he is worth a pretty penny! Therefore, I see great fortune in your future.

My visions are starting to fade which coincidentally coincides with the search function being down again.

 

[castlegazer]

Oh if I could be sooo lucky! Thank you thank you - your checks in the mail.

 

[Winka]

Originally posted by Miss Cleo

My visions are starting to fade which coincidentally coincides with the search function being down again.

Search function!

Miss Cleo you are cracking me up. Keep up the good work.

 

[cynsaun]

Ok, so Miss Cleo I have to ask!

What do you see in my future!