chiefmickeymouse
Sarcastic, silly and socially awkward
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Never trust a man who doesn't LOVE Disney! 

Never trust a man that cheats on his wife, even if you are the one he is cheating with. I have a friend that was the "other woman" while the guy was cheating on his wife. BUT, she was just positive that he was only cheating on his wife because his wife was horrible. So, the guy divorces his wife, and marries my friend. Guess what happens, yup, he cheats on my friend and they are now divorced and he is married to the woman he was cheating with. Gee, I wonder how that marriage will go.
I'll let you meet my family, but let it be known you were warned. You would thank me if you could know my mother before you met her. My wife sure regrets meeting her as I regret meeting her too if that could have been possible.Don't EVER trust a man who doesn't want you to meet his family.
I never trust a man
..who is BREATHING.![]()
Don't worry...we are probably just holding our breath until you go away!![]()
Who uses a coupon on a date.
Only if it's a first date. Nothing wrong with being thrifty.
Never trust a man with beedy eyes. Or as I like to call them Weasel eyes.![]()
I never trust a man.
Apparently I can't tell the difference between a keeper and a scmuck, so I'll just refrain.
I have to ask, what on earth does J/A mean!?!?!? Does it start with "Jack"? LMAO!Never trust a man that tells you he loves you after only two weeks of dating..... please J/A!
Good point.Don't EVER trust a man who doesn't want you to meet his family.
So true!!I never trust a man, or person for that matter, that the dog doesn't trust.
VERY TRUE!For me - never trust a man who spends more time in front of the mirror than I do. And I only take about 5 minutes. High maintenance men are creepy to me. And, I believe, narcissistic.
And never trust a man who doesn't treat his family well..
haha, love this one.Never trust a man who doesn't LOVE Disney!![]()
LMAO!I never trust a man
..who is BREATHING.![]()
I dont see anything wrong with it. He's being thrifty. OR maybe he's testing out to see who the diva's (gold diggers) are. LOL!Who uses a coupon on a date.
Maybe in your life - but I don't ever think that is ok.
Never trust *anyone* who is always smiling. They are either fake, or just plain stupid.My uncle always told me never trust a man that is always smiling....
Don't worry...we are probably just holding our breath until you go away!![]()
Yes, I had a friend like that. She was wife's best friend. Guy cheated on his wife with her -- the best friend -- while wife was pregnant with their baby. Guy divorces wife, marries girlfriend. She gets pregnant, he cheats on her with HER (new) best friend. He divorces wife, marries new(er) girlfriend, she's pregnant.... Guess what? I'm sure you can guess.
Never trust a man that cheats on his wife, even if you are the one he is cheating with. I have a friend that was the "other woman" while the guy was cheating on his wife. BUT, she was just positive that he was only cheating on his wife because his wife was horrible. So, the guy divorces his wife, and marries my friend. Guess what happens, yup, he cheats on my friend and they are now divorced and he is married to the woman he was cheating with. Gee, I wonder how that marriage will go.
Yes, I had a friend like that. She was wife's best friend. Guy cheated on his wife with her -- the best friend -- while wife was pregnant with their baby. Guy divorces wife, marries girlfriend. She gets pregnant, he cheats on her with HER (new) best friend. He divorces wife, marries new(er) girlfriend, she's pregnant.... Guess what? I'm sure you can guess.
I have a friend like this also. Her ex is on relationship 6 or something crazy like that and every one of the girls gets pregnant before he takes off on them. He really needs to have it cut off.
Anyone (man or woman) who gets into a relationship with anyone who has a history of cheating or a track record of poor decisions is just an idiot of monumental proportion. It isn't that hard to read people and figure out their character before you dive into a serious relationship with them.