I need to smack someone

[DisneyfeverTN]

My DH will not order at the drive through unless he is there alone. I don't know why it is so hard to order a happy meal, but apparently this man who does all kinds of things using his brain all day is unable to communicate through that little box. So, at a drive through, I have to yell over him to order for me and the kids. Then he talks to say his own order. Makes me feel like such an idiot, but I guess he is the one who should feel stupid.

I wish my DH would just let me yell over him. He always gets the order mixed up. Even if it is just three meals with three drinks. How hard can that be????? I have to constantly correct him in the background or none of us would get what we want.

 

[Vivianne]

Maybe this will help...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bit9YxtTamY

 

[S. C.]

I'd like to SMACK the people that are driving 85mph on my bumper when all of the people in front of me and in all 3 lanes are driving 65mph. Makes me want to

. What do they expect me to do spread wings and fly over the top of all the others

 

[bigmerle1966]

How about someone smack my DEAR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!

I come home tonight from my sisters in VA, an hour and 20 minute drive thinking the whole way about the really great leftover pizza in the fridge I am going to have when I get here. Go in the fridge and the witch ate almost all of it!!!!!!!! And can't understand why I would be PO'd about it. Umm maybe cause it was MINE!!!

 

[S. C.]

How about someone smack my DEAR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!

I come home tonight from my sisters in VA, an hour and 20 minute drive thinking the whole way about the really great leftover pizza in the fridge I am going to have when I get here. Go in the fridge and the witch ate almost all of it!!!!!!!! And can't understand why I would be PO'd about it. Umm maybe cause it was MINE!!!

 

[sumrmist]

SMACK DA MOMMA!!!

who else are we smacking today?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Reminds me of a really old "Surgar Smacks" commercial, that asks the questions "Have you been smacked today?"

 

[LaraK]

Ooh Ooh, I know who I'm smacking today...people who use the self check out on really really busy days at the grocery store and don't know how to use them...then there are the ones who see the ten deep line and think it's cute to let their child scan all the items taking at least twice as long to complete their transaction....SMACK!

 

[DVC Sadie]

OK.. I was chopping vegetables tonight with my Ginsu knives that I got for free when I ordered the Ronco Spud Buster Super Dupper Peeler and I accidently cut my hand off It's not completely detached, just kinda dangling thereno real big deal but I can't seem to control the blood spurtage so I was wondering.....do you think I should go to the hospital or just make due with duct tape and staples? I dunno, WWYD?[/QUOTE

Thanks for the laugh!


No need to go to the hospital, just rinse it off and get your handy, dandy nail gun and stitch that puppy back on.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

OK.. I was chopping vegetables tonight with my Ginsu knives that I got for free when I ordered the Ronco Spud Buster Super Dupper Peeler and I accidently cut my hand off It's not completely detached, just kinda dangling thereno real big deal but I can't seem to control the blood spurtage so I was wondering.....do you think I should go to the hospital or just make due with duct tape and staples? I dunno, WWYD?[/QUOTE

Thanks for the laugh!


No need to go to the hospital, just rinse it off and get your handy, dandy nail gun and stitch that puppy back on.

I still think a little super duper glue from ronco will fix than, and you can use the Duct tape to decorate it!

 

[Shugardrawers]

Someone please smack the woman at Target today who opened 2 packages of underwear, compared the sizes of each then went and got an UNOPENED package exactly the same size and colors of one she had opened to look at and put it in her cart

 

[LaraK]

Someone please smack the woman at Target today who opened 2 packages of underwear, compared the sizes of each then went and got an UNOPENED package exactly the same size and colors of one she had opened to look at and put it in her cart

Yeah, that's smackable.

I could say something about smacking people get their panties in a wad for the littlest thing, but I may get smacked.

 

[sumrmist]

ahh heck lara you wanna be smacked?

 

[LaraK]

ahh heck lara you wanna be smacked?

Oooo Baby!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Oooo Baby!

"Ohhhhh you know I like the rought stuff"

(Christmas fairy from "Scrooged")

 

["Got Disney"]

I REALLLLLLY need to smack someone...A horse story from today....

As mentioned before I have been volunteering at a evacuated horse camp here in SanDiego...well

this jerk wad lady comes to pick up a friends horse to trailor back home. She was soooo nasty to this horse and so uptight that she was making me uptight. And the poor horse to boot. Let me add that she was also making the other 10 people standing around feel the same way.

The horse did not want to get into the trailor so me and another guy( I am not a guy)came down to get the horse in. She was stressing poor Rossane the (horse) out.

As I mentioned to her what we were going to do(walk horse in circles 10 times to break concentration than show her a carrot and get her in... she said no way...I am not bribing her.

We tryed it my way(after 10 other times doing something that she wanted to do with no sucsess) and got the horse in and was tying her up(the horse not the jerk wad lady) and when she came around the side of the trailor she yelled something nasty and the horse reared up in side of the trailor and cut her widdle head she needed to get 5 stitches ( the horse not the jerk wad lady)

Jerk wad lady than says ...just put the horse in and dont tie her down I want to get out of here do what???? I said to her...

Do you realize( I am saying nicely) that you never ever do that because of this this and this.....

When I nicelly said to her that she needed to relax that her tension was being felt by the horse she kindly said to me...shut up....

so it came down that we were not letting her take this horse in the trailor even it we could get her in....she left and the owner (who was very nice) came down and we called the vet and sedated the horse and home she went....


So Smack down ...right on wacko ladys head!!!!

Ahhhhh I need a hug.....

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

[QUOTE="Got Disney";21518366]I REALLLLLLY need to smack someone...A horse story from today....

As mentioned before I have been volunteering at a evacuated horse camp here in SanDiego...well

this jerk wad lady comes to pick up a friends horse to trailor back home. She was soooo nasty to this horse and so uptight that she was making me uptight. And the poor horse to boot. Let me add that she was also making the other 10 people standing around feel the same way.

The horse did not want to get into the trailor so me and another guy( I am not a guy)came down to get the horse in. She was stressing poor Rossane the (horse) out.

As I mentioned to her what we were going to do(walk horse in circles 10 times to break concentration than show her a carrot and get her in... she said no way...I am not bribing her.

We tryed it my way(after 10 other times doing something that she wanted to do with no sucsess) and got the horse in and was tying her up(the horse not the jerk wad lady) and when she came around the side of the trailor she yelled something nasty and the horse reared up in side of the trailor and cut her widdle head she needed to get 5 stitches ( the horse not the jerk wad lady)

Jerk wad lady than says ...just put the horse in and dont tie her down I want to get out of here do what???? I said to her...

Do you realize( I am saying nicely) that you never ever do that because of this this and this.....

When I nicelly said to her that she needed to relax that her tension was being felt by the horse she kindly said to me...shut up....

so it came down that we were not letting her take this horse in the trailor even it we could get her in....she left and the owner (who was very nice) came down and we called the vet and sedated the horse and home she went....


So Smack down ...right on wacko ladys head!!!!

Ahhhhh I need a hug.....[/QUOTE]

Too bad SDSO or animal control wasn't around. she should have been cited!! The horses are already stressed enough without adding to it! You have more paitence than me, I would have given her a oops smack!

(for those who don't know, and oops smack is a reflex smack to the face, followed by an explination that you have a rare form of terets, instead of language, you hand moves of its on accord!)

 

[LaraK]

[QUOTE="Got Disney";21518366]I REALLLLLLY need to smack someone...A horse story from today....

As mentioned before I have been volunteering at a evacuated horse camp here in SanDiego...well

this jerk wad lady comes to pick up a friends horse to trailor back home. She was soooo nasty to this horse and so uptight that she was making me uptight. And the poor horse to boot. Let me add that she was also making the other 10 people standing around feel the same way.

The horse did not want to get into the trailor so me and another guy( I am not a guy)came down to get the horse in. She was stressing poor Rossane the (horse) out.

As I mentioned to her what we were going to do(walk horse in circles 10 times to break concentration than show her a carrot and get her in... she said no way...I am not bribing her.

We tryed it my way(after 10 other times doing something that she wanted to do with no sucsess) and got the horse in and was tying her up(the horse not the jerk wad lady) and when she came around the side of the trailor she yelled something nasty and the horse reared up in side of the trailor and cut her widdle head she needed to get 5 stitches ( the horse not the jerk wad lady)

Jerk wad lady than says ...just put the horse in and dont tie her down I want to get out of here do what???? I said to her...

Do you realize( I am saying nicely) that you never ever do that because of this this and this.....

When I nicelly said to her that she needed to relax that her tension was being felt by the horse she kindly said to me...shut up....

so it came down that we were not letting her take this horse in the trailor even it we could get her in....she left and the owner (who was very nice) came down and we called the vet and sedated the horse and home she went....


So Smack down ...right on wacko ladys head!!!!

Ahhhhh I need a hug.....[/QUOTE]



I think the horse should have been allowed to smack her....hoof to the head would take care of her attitude.

 

[bgirl29]

Can I add one? I have been wanting to smack a couple of the girls on my DD basketball team. Last week Thursday was the last game. My daughter was lucky enough to make a free throw with 12 seconds left in the game to break the tied score. This was a game where for a change the gym was full of screaming people and the other team was off the bench jumping up and down, it was against the other middle school in out district so it was the one they really wanted to win. Well the coach mentioned on the announcements the next day congradulations to the team for winning and to my DD for scoring the free throw to break the tie. Well some of the girls gave her a hard time about being mentioned. Well should she have missed the basket? She didn't ask the coach to say anything!!! And dont get me started on the ones that complained that she got to play longer than they did.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Can I add one? I have been wanting to smack a couple of the girls on my DD basketball team. Last week Thursday was the last game. My daughter was lucky enough to make a free throw with 12 seconds left in the game to break the tied score. This was a game where for a change the gym was full of screaming people and the other team was off the bench jumping up and down, it was against the other middle school in out district so it was the one they really wanted to win. Well the coach mentioned on the announcements the next day congradulations to the team for winning and to my DD for scoring the free throw to break the tie. Well some of the girls gave her a hard time about being mentioned. Well should she have missed the basket? She didn't ask the coach to say anything!!! And dont get me started on the ones that complained that she got to play longer than they did.

Congrats to your daughter!