I need to smack someone

[LaraK]

I'm in a really bad mood...could someone please say something stupid so that I can smack them down verbally? For that matter, what have you seen/experienced lately that makes you want to smack someone?

Rules....everything said must be done with the full knowledge that people in a bad mood WILL smack you down....no running to the "teacher" and complaining when it happens. This is not a "points" kind of thread.

No personal attacks, only smack down the statement, not the poster...If we could do that it would releave more stress but, let's face it, it's not nice.

OK...it's time for the rumble in the jungle....LET'S GET IT ON!

 

[sumrmist]

OK in the past hour Ive seen my Middle dd's friend be very mean to my 4 year old....I just went in there and read them the riot act.....so not cool to be mean to a 4yo who just wants to play cause shes home with boring ole mommy all day.

 

[preshi]

I would fully enjoy smacking my ex husbands new girlfriend for letting my 3 yr old walk up the street alone with 3 other children. She should for sure get smacked... oh and as a result of that he got a huge scrape on his elbow. AND right now in our area we have a breakout of drug resistant staph infections so now I have to be extra careful with him... GRRR

 

[Handbag Lady]

Uhm, you smell funny and your shoes don't match?







SMACKDOWN!

 

[LaraK]

I want every person who drives like a little wimpy twerp in the rain to be pulled from their cars and beaten about the face and arms....

 

[Cantw8]

OK.. I was chopping vegetables tonight with my Ginsu knives that I got for free when I ordered the Ronco Spud Buster Super Dupper Peeler and I accidently cut my hand off It's not completely detached, just kinda dangling thereno real big deal but I can't seem to control the blood spurtage so I was wondering.....do you think I should go to the hospital or just make due with duct tape and staples? I dunno, WWYD?

 

[LaraK]

Uhm, you smell funny and your shoes don't match?







SMACKDOWN!

It's a medical condition and my feet are different sizes!

 

[LaraK]

OK.. I was chopping vegetables tonight with my Ginsu knives that I got for free when I ordered the Ronco Spud Buster Super Dupper Peeler and I accidently cut my hand off It's not completely detached, just kinda dangling thereno real big deal but I can't seem to control the blood spurtage so I was wondering.....do you think I should go to the hospital or just make due with duct tape and staples? I dunno, WWYD?

spit on it and suck it up....when I was a kid that was good for you!

 

[sumrmist]

oh yeah Id help you smack her....no 3 yo should be walking up the street without an adult.

 

[Stitch Inside]

The Golden Compass

 

[Tigger&Belle]

OK.. I was chopping vegetables tonight with my Ginsu knives that I got for free when I ordered the Ronco Spud Buster Super Dupper Peeler and I accidently cut my hand off It's not completely detached, just kinda dangling thereno real big deal but I can't seem to control the blood spurtage so I was wondering.....do you think I should go to the hospital or just make due with duct tape and staples? I dunno, WWYD?

Add some super glue and you're in good shape!

 

[rie'smom]

One of these should do the trick!

George Bush is the devil. I hate him <

> he's the worst president we've ever had.

I adore George Bush <

>, he's an angel and the best president we've ever had.

 

[countingthedays]

So many people to smack and so little time....

At the moment, I want to smack DH 'cause he's in the chair snoring and he left the television blaring. All this noise hurts my ears! At least the noise will drown out the sound of me smaking him - I would hate to scare the dogs.

 

[LaraK]

George Bush is the devil. I hate him <

> he's the worst president we've ever had.

If you hate him: I adore George Bush <

>, he's an angel and the best president we've ever had.

Harumph! Sammy Davis Junior is TOO the best singer ever!

 

[sumrmist]

So many people to smack and so little time....

At the moment, I want to smack DH 'cause he's in the chair snoring and he left the television blaring. All this noise hurts my ears! At least the noise will drown out the sound of me smaking him - I would hate to scare the dogs.

 

[countingthedays]

One of these should do the trick!

George Bush is the devil. I hate him <

> he's the worst president we've ever had.

I adore George Bush <

>, he's an angel and the best president we've ever had.

Very smack worthy Make a decision and stick to it, already.

 

[Shugardrawers]

I've lost 2 pant sizes in 6 months for no real reason even though I just can't seem to stop eating lately I went out and bought all new clothes only to come home and find out all my underwear is too baggy too. My life sucks

 

[Michie]

I'm in a really bad mood...could someone please say something stupid so that I can smack them down verbally? For that matter, what have you seen/experienced lately that makes you want to smack someone?

Rules....everything said must be done with the full knowledge that people in a bad mood WILL smack you down....no running to the "teacher" and complaining when it happens. This is not a "points" kind of thread.

No personal attacks, only smack down the statement, not the poster...If we could do that it would releave more stress but, let's face it, it's not nice.

OK...it's time for the rumble in the jungle....LET'S GET IT ON!

My MIL just told me those pants look funny on you!

 

[LaraK]

So many people to smack and so little time....

At the moment, I want to smack DH 'cause he's in the chair snoring and he left the television blaring. All this noise hurts my ears! At least the noise will drown out the sound of me smaking him - I would hate to scare the dogs.

Ummmm.....do you own an air horn?

 

[freckles and boo]

I am handing out dum dums for Halloween. I am cheap. I really don't care.