I need to smack someone

[bigmerle1966]

It's not road rage when the other people are IDIOTS! They need their genes removed from the pool!

Hey I told you I stayed in the right lane already, cut it out before I smack you!!!!!

 

[freckles and boo]

And soap on all the windows in your house and your car.

Soap can't hurt. That and a good rain will get the egg off.

 

[staley7580]

Make like a monkey (or a 2yo) and throw poo...

 

[LaraK]

FW? My 15 yo is gone to homecoming game and then the dance with her boyfriend ! I WIN at least for tonight . I do really like the kid tho. He is always respectiful and treats her really well.

Hey TEO...what did you do with the "nice" boys when you were 15?

 

[Shugardrawers]

Hey TEO...what did you do with the "nice" boys when you were 15?

If my momma only knew If my daddy knew he'd be in prison for murder

 

[Froggyswife]

FW? My 15 yo is gone to homecoming game and then the dance with her boyfriend ! I WIN at least for tonight . I do really like the kid tho. He is always respectiful and treats her really well.

NOPE still got you beat my 15 yo's boyfriend lives within walking distance. I start a new job tomorrow. Both Frog and I will be out of the house at times. Thank goodness we have relatives that live next door who can keep an eye on the house.

OH yeah and he sprained his ankle this week so he is on crutches.





























NO I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!

 

[Shugardrawers]

NOPE still got you beat my 15 yo's boyfriend lives within walking distance. I start a new job tomorrow. Both Frog and I will be out of the house at times. Thank goodness we have relatives that live next door who can keep an eye on the house.

She's got a loaded skillet and she's not afraid to use it

 

[Froggyswife]

She's got a loaded skillet and she's not afraid to use it

Ya got that right sweetpants.

 

[bigmerle1966]

Ya got that right sweetpants.

I think at this point that would be loose pants!

 

[sumrmist]

Hey TEO...what did you do with the "nice" boys when you were 15?

I didnt know any nice boys...

 

[Froggyswife]

I think at this point that would be loose pants!

Yeah her and her granny panties.

 

[LaraK]

So is anyone else in a crap mood drinking?

Lift your glass to kicking...um...fanny!

 

[sumrmist]

Im drinking coffee sans baileys

 

[Handbag Lady]

Okay, I work from 9 am to 7pm. My husband works from 8:30am to 5:30 pm. He is ALWAYS home before me.

Guess what he says the moment I walk in the door almost every night?


"What's for dinner?"




SMACKDOWN


Although he did make London Broil last night and it was good.

 

[I'mNoPrince]

NOPE still got you beat my 15 yo's boyfriend lives within walking distance. I start a new job tomorrow. Both Frog and I will be out of the house at times. Thank goodness we have relatives that live next door who can keep an eye on the house.

OH yeah and he sprained his ankle this week so he is on crutches.


NO I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!

DD 14 (Tomorrow) has a new friend (she's not allowed to date until 16 )

So she asked us the other night if they could hold hands.

I told her no you can get pregnant and then I laughed and said Just kidding but if he wants to keep playing Soccer he should think real hard about it.

Ed Norris uses the Shovel Of Wisdom to let the idoits have it at the end of his Show It's just too funny.

 

[sumrmist]

Im thinking we need a Gallagher moment for SMACKDOWN !!

 

[Froggyswife]

Im thinking we need a Gallagher moment for SMACKDOWN !!

Will this work?

 

[Shugardrawers]

Sledge-o-matic Baybee!!!!!!!!

 

[sumrmist]

oh yeah nice work FW

 

[LaraK]

There used to be this fantastic on-line game where you could smack either John Kerry or George Bush....it was the best for stress relief...wish I could find it.