I need to smack someone

[bigmerle1966]

I want every person who drives like a little wimpy twerp in the rain to be pulled from their cars and beaten about the face and arms....

HEY!!! I resemble that remark,
but I do drive in the right hand lane.

OK.. I was chopping vegetables tonight with my Ginsu knives that I got for free when I ordered the Ronco Spud Buster Super Dupper Peeler and I accidently cut my hand off It's not completely detached, just kinda dangling thereno real big deal but I can't seem to control the blood spurtage so I was wondering.....do you think I should go to the hospital or just make due with duct tape and staples? I dunno, WWYD?

Go back to posting weird pictures...

 

[Cantw8]

Add some super glue and you're in good shape!

What are you stupid? That'll sting

 

[rie'smom]

Harumph! Sammy Davis Junior is TOO the best singer ever!

Nope, Sammy Davis, Jr. is sucky.This is the absolutely best singer of all time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwMjpt62Ja4

 

[bigmerle1966]

I am handing out dum dums for Halloween. I am cheap. I really don't care.

No CHOCOLATE! You should be smacked, egged and TP'd!

 

[countingthedays]

Ummmm.....do you own an air horn?

Sigh. A girl can only dream...

Maybe Santa will bring one for Christmas

 

[LaraK]

I've lost 2 pant sizes in 6 months for no real reason even though I just can't seem to stop eating lately I went out and bought all new clothes only to come home and find out all my underwear is too baggy too. My life sucks

Bite me!!!!!!!! I think all the weight you're losing is going on MY thighs!

My MIL just told me those pants look funny on you!

But she said I could borrow them

HEY!!! I resemble that remark,

Beaten! Beaten with a big stick!!!!!!

 

[I'mNoPrince]

I want every person who drives like a little wimpy twerp in the rain to be pulled from their cars and beaten about the face and arms....

OMG you have no Idea.

I went from the City to Aberdeen down to your wonderful Annapolis today and you would have thought it was a 12 foot blizzard out there. I was so glad to get home I swear I'm getting a tank and am going to just start running them off the road.

 

[freckles and boo]

No CHOCOLATE! You should be smacked, egged and TP'd!

Hey, don't forget the shaving cream. Little punks. Can't even be grateful that I answer the door and give them something. Maybe I should just start handing out dirty q-tips wrapped in cellophane.

 

[LaraK]

I am handing out dum dums for Halloween. I am cheap. I really don't care.

You'd need to give smarties to my kids, they're gifted.

 

[Shugardrawers]

Bite me!!!!!!!! I think all the weight you're losing is going on MY thighs!

You're welcome to have it sucked out and put in my bra. Those are getting baggy too

 

[staley7580]

Hey, don't forget the shaving cream. Little punks. Can't even be grateful that I answer the door and give them something. Maybe I should just start handing out dirty q-tips wrapped in cellophane.

OMG!! GROSS!!!!!!!! That totally sounds like something I would do!

 

[sumrmist]

I cant believe no one has been saving their scabs for halloween treats

 

[rie'smom]

Very smack worthy Make a decision and stick to it, already.

 

[LaraK]

OMG you have no Idea.

I went from the City to Aberdeen down to your wonderful Annapolis today and you would have thought it was a 12 foot blizzard out there. I was so glad to get home I swear I'm getting a tank and am going to just start running them off the road.

It took me TWO AND A HALF HOURS to get home tonight!!! Why? Why? WHY???? Gridlock in downtown Baltimore with the fake rent a cops making the situation worse...they should also be beaten with a big stick!

Hey, don't forget the shaving cream. Little punks. Can't even be grateful that I answer the door and give them something. Maybe I should just start handing out dirty q-tips wrapped in cellophane.

How about apples with razor blades...that was quite the thing when I was a kid.

 

[Froggyswife]

I got you all beat I have a 15 yo dd with a boyfriend!

 

[countingthedays]

OMG you have no Idea.

I went from the City to Aberdeen down to your wonderful Annapolis today and you would have thought it was a 12 foot blizzard out there. I was so glad to get home I swear I'm getting a tank and am going to just start running them off the road.

When you're done with the tank, can I borrow it? It's raining here tonight and a tank would come in handy to support my road rage

 

[LaraK]

When you're done with the tank, can I borrow it? It's raining here tonight and a tank would come in handy to support my road rage

It's not road rage when the other people are IDIOTS! They need their genes removed from the pool!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Hey, don't forget the shaving cream. Little punks. Can't even be grateful that I answer the door and give them something. Maybe I should just start handing out dirty q-tips wrapped in cellophane.

And soap on all the windows in your house and your car.

 

[freckles and boo]

How about apples with razor blades...that was quite the thing when I was a kid.

Ick. I don't like blood. Earwax posing as candy is good enough for me.

 

[sumrmist]

FW? My 15 yo is gone to homecoming game and then the dance with her boyfriend ! I WIN at least for tonight . I do really like the kid tho. He is always respectiful and treats her really well.