I have not read the posts, however

[PrincessKsMom]

I'm not sure where this thread has gone since I stopped reading it yesterday, but I just had to go ahead and use the 'New Rule' as the first reply on the thread "OTC Fixer for Smile Lines or Parethesis?" The combination of using the rule and using it as a first reply was just too much for me to handle! Now I am off to bathe with my 12 year old son.



...BTW, does that make me a bad mom?!?!?!?!

I have not read all the posts but I would like to say something that I am terrified to post elsewhere.

I think grown women rushing out to the theater to drool over a seventeen year old boy is creepy. Whew, I said it.

And you're complaining to a woman who is about to bathe with her 12 year old son?

 

[monkeybug]

I have not read all the posts but I would like to say something that I am terrified to post elsewhere.

I think grown women rushing out to the theater to drool over a seventeen year old boy is creepy. Whew, I said it.

Well yeah...but drooling over a 17 year old (who is really in his hundreds) is totally acceptable!

 

[monkeybug]

Liar. You did not stay at a Deluxe. You're only allowed to stay at SOG, which is just like a Value. You only wish you could stay in a Deluxe, like those other guests at the dinner party. Wannabe.

SOG is NOT just like a value!!!
It's MUCH worse!!!

If you think it's bad getting woken up by the cheerleaders outside your window at All Stars, just imagine how bad it is when a bunch of men ( in really bad outfits) wake you with their loud chanting of
"I don't know but I've been told!
Mickey's poo is solid gold!
Sound Off"
And they don't even have resort mugs. Shameful really!

 

[gawrsh2008]

Monkey - you have that wrong. Jacob (Taylor Lautner) really IS 17. It's Edward (Robert Pattinson) is 23 or 26, I think. The Vampires are old, not the werewolved, if I'm not mistaken.

Oh, and the mac and cheese thread is turning ugly. Not that I've read all the posts.

 

[monkeybug]

Monkey - you have that wrong. Jacob (Taylor Lautner) really IS 17. It's Edward (Robert Pattinson) is 23 or 26, I think. The Vampires are old, not the werewolved, if I'm not mistaken.

Oh, and the mac and cheese thread is turning ugly. Not that I've read all the posts.

Your right. That is sort of creepy.
Perhaps I should seek counseling?

 

[Boxley]

Christmas trees can spontaneously blow up...that and the words blue and banana should never ever ever in mix

 

[estherhead]

This just in....

Don't move to California, for some reason all sorts of everyday items cause cancer there.

 

[NMAmy]

I have not read all the posts but I would like to say something that I am terrified to post elsewhere.

I think grown women rushing out to the theater to drool over a seventeen year old boy is creepy. Whew, I said it.

Amen! On a related note, my sister posted to her Facebook page that she had seen "that guy from Twilight" near her apartment today. She lives in California so it might be possible but I suggested she just saw someone having a bad hair day.

You'll also be pleased to know that a concensus appears to have been reached on the Henry VIII thread that Henry was revolting AND obese but it's best not to say revoltingly obese in order not to offend legalsea who apparently covets Henry's armor. (That's not a euphemism, by the way.)

 

[gawrsh2008]

Your right. That is sort of creepy.
Perhaps I should seek counseling?

Well if you need it, I guess I do too. Maybe we can get a discount?

 

[Pakey]

I'm perfectly fine with live Christmas trees.

 

[Boxley]

Well if you need it, I guess I do too. Maybe we can get a discount?

Ahem....my card.

 

[gawrsh2008]

Why thank you?Do you mind if I wear my Jacob t-shirt that my son bought me? I've never een a fan of blue bananas.

 

[estherhead]

Ahem....my card.

So is the discount 50%? And if so, where can I get a half cent?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

This just in....

Don't move to California, for some reason all sorts of everyday items cause cancer there.

BUT you are perfectly fine if you come here as a tourist, spend your money, then go home.

no problem!!!!!

 

[Lintasare]

So I haven't read any of the new posts on this thread because it appears some people can't read and were posting after I explicitly said not too until I got home from work. Sheesh the people around here...can't follow simple directions.

So anyways I was going to say...no you weren't. Yes I was. Oh no you weren't. Stop talking to me. But I am you.

Don't you just hate it when you argue with yourself and you lose?

As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted...why is it when I go through the Mc'Ds drive thru I always get the same guy in the pay window who asks me wha the Millenium Falcon is? Yes I have a sign in my back window that says "My Other Ride is the Millenium Falcon". Because I am a dork and that is how I roll. Anyways he always asks and I always tell him it's from Star Wars. And he always says...oh I haven't seen the new ones yet. And that is when I grab my card back from him and go get my food and drive off. And he never gets my order right. I always get a 13 with a large Coke and sweet and sour sauce. And he always hears it as either a 7 with Sprite or a 2 with Mr Pibb. What the crud yo? I don't even like Mr Pibb.

 

[curious3069]

Things I learned today when I should have been working:

Waitresses might stab me with forks for not tipping them

Blankets might kill you

Old people are grumpy and we should hate them for it (this one worries me because I plan on being a crotchety old lady)

Librarians should lie

Mac and Cheese causes arguments

 

[gawrsh2008]

I'm sorry. I read a post. Lintasare, you need to go to Thinkgeek.com.They have all sorts of Star Wars stuff. They have the phaser and the tricorder, even. You can thank me later.

I am seriously considering adding mac and cheese to my Thanksgiving menu for the sole purpose of irritating the crap out of my MIL.

 

[OK!]

So is it safe to assume that Mr. Pibb causes cancer?

 

[curious3069]

So is it safe to assume that Mr. Pibb causes cancer?

Only in California, the cancer state. The state cancer is Melanoma.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Only in California, the cancer state. It's state cancer is Melanoma.

Incorrect. cancer is the sign of the crab, and everyone knows that crabs are from Maine, therefore Maine can cause cancer...and crabs!!!