I have not read the posts, however

[TriMom]

Or stuffing with meat in it.

How about stuffing with crabs??

 

[TriMom]

And here is your seal of approval:

 

[WDWtraveler27]

and here is your seal of approval:

lol

 

[Lintasare]

Awww it's cute...but I like my guy better.

 

[legalsea]

I just posted this on another thread (concerning Thanksgiving and the Pilgrams, I believe, although I did not read any of the posts) and thought I would put it here also for your reading amusement (I hope):

Interestingly, one of my ancestors was at that famous Thanksgiving meal, Cotton Mather Legalsea, and he even wrote down what they had, with the letter being carefully preserved over the generations; Cotton was writing to his creditors back in London:

To Satan’s Brood:

It is with utmost regret that I fynd I am in a peculiar situation and so cannot remit to thou bloodsuckers the King’s Coin which You have been Promise by Me before I boarded the Shipp; I do Hope that You Leeches saw me Waving to You as we quitted the Shores of Plymouth. Should You Foule Servantes of Darkness find yeself in My area of this World do looke me Up and I shall pay my Debt with the Utmost promptness. If I am not In when You creep upon these Shores be pleased to Wait until my Return.

We Pilgrims (for thus the Captaine has taken to calling ourselfs, whereas I suggested “Supreme OverLords of All We Survey”), had Occasion to Sit and Dine with the Local Peoples Whom Calle themselves “The Blessed People of This Most Abundant Land” (which we shortened to Indian), and had a Feaste of Unparallel Delight. It is My Thought that, since you and your Satanic Brothers have been disappointed by the Lack of Coin you would be satisfied to read of what we Partook of at the Feaste. I had been Seated at a spot next to the Poop Pit, which I was assured was the Best Seat available.

The Feaste mainly consisted of Fowle of the Land. I cannot heartily recommend the Crow, since it Tasted As bitter as one would Imagine Crow to taste, but the Sparrow Fitted nicely in the Mouth with a Pleasing Crunch. The Indians did bring a Deere which they Roasted over the communal Fire, of which I had a hoof; they did Assure Me it was the Best Part of the Animal. We also Ate of the Fish of the Sea, of a species Unknown but Called Su-shee by the Indians. I do Wishe the Su-shee had been Cooked, and, lacking that, at least Gutted. I only Wishe that You and Yours could have eaten of it.

The Indians also served a Dish called “bees and cheese” which was as Foule as It sounds. The Cheese was rather Pleasing, but a Substitute Must be found for the bees.

We also had what these Savages called Appetizers consisting of Various Roots pulled from the very Dirt under our Feet and served on a Large Plate with instructtions to Dip said Roots into a Foul mixture that was called Dippe. No One Ate of These and it sat Untouched.

I did Excuse Myself prior to Dessert (which I believe consisted of Mice on a Sticke) and so did please myself by Not Offering a “tippe” to these Indians for the Foule Feast. I believe a Warrant has been Issued for my Failure to “tippe” so I Shall sign Off now as I am Traveling Quickly to Another Locale that I Hope and Praye has Better Food.

Cotton Mather Legalsea
November 1621

Sorry, but as this is MY thread, I am reposting, for the drinkers, what I wrote earlier. I think the line about the bees and cheese is particularly good, and should be a possible 'tag' line, so long as the Moderators do not abuse the line. I am doing this due to the thread descending into the "thread death spiral", which is characterized by pictures of seals. Go look it up. It is true.

 

[gawrsh2008]

Ew jailbait.

I prefer something more like this...

Hopefully that picture won't get me in trouble.

Um. Okay. If you say so. BUT. I haven't read the posts. Seriously. i hsve not. Read them. At all. Really.

 

[Lintasare]

Sorry, but as this is MY thread, I am reposting, for the drinkers, what I wrote earlier. I think the line about the bees and cheese is particularly good, and should be a possible 'tag' line, so long as the Moderators do not abuse the line. I am doing this due to the thread descending into the "thread death spiral", which is characterized by pictures of seals. Go look it up. It is true.

I am shocked...shocked I say that I have not gotten a new tag out of this thread.

And I posted a pic of a shirtless guy...that usually means a thread is heating up.

 

[Lintasare]

Um. Okay. If you say so. BUT. I haven't read the posts. Seriously. i hsve not. Read them. At all. Really.

Uh right...just like I am totally not stalking Fire Dancer. Really I am not. I totally don't know how his car got washed or his gutters cleaned out. Really I don't. Because it totally wasn't me. I totally was not across the street in a tree with binoculars and a telephoto lens.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

And here is your seal of approval:

Don't tase me bro!

 

[legalsea]

Not seals again!

 

[gawrsh2008]

Uh right...just like I am totally not stalking Fire Dancer. Really I am not. I totally don't know how his car got washed or his gutters cleaned out. Really I don't. Because it totally wasn't me. I totally was not across the street in a tree with binoculars and a telephoto lens.

Yeah, okay. Gotcha. All Play. Crap.Well, I just lost. I hope you're happy. Darnit.

 

[Lintasare]

Yeah, okay. Gotcha. All Play. Crap.Well, I just lost. I hope you're happy. Darnit.

Hope you didn't lose your shirt.

 

[gawrsh2008]

Nope. Still on.

 

[Lintasare]

Nope. Still on.

That happened to me a couple times. Had an interesting walk back to my apartment the next day. Luckily it was right across the parking lot and I had a key.

 

[autumnsmommy]

Ew jailbait.

I prefer something more like this...

Hopefully that picture won't get me in trouble.

Looks like it got him in some trouble. There's a creepy hand on his shoulder. Could be snorin' Bob?

 

[gawrsh2008]

Hope you didn't lose your shirt.

No. It's still on.

 

[OK!]

Don't tase me bro!

lmao!!

I don't know about bees and cheese, but I do know someone who likes to mix peas with mac 'n' cheese. Much safer. I think I'm entitled, after all, to food that doesn't sting.

 

[goofyshell]

I don't know what the original purpose of this thread is, but can I ask for a quick summary the hot shirtless vampire/warewolf movie? I am going with a bunch of other not quite young ladies tomorrow (never read a book or saw the other film, it's a chance to get away from my kids). Anyway, can someone explain what I will see?

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I don't know what the original purpose of this thread is, but can I ask for a quick summary the hot shirtless vampire/warewolf movie? I am going with a bunch of other not quite young ladies tomorrow (never read a book or saw the other film, it's a chance to get away from my kids). Anyway, can someone explain what I will see?

Man ****s. Okay, before anyone gets the wrong idea, and I can't believe this is in the filters, I wrote bobs with an extra "o" in there. Really? This is ridiculous that this is considered a curse by the DIS filters.

 

[Mysteria]

I'm sorry I can't read this whole thread. It's way too long now.