I have not read the posts, however

[curious3069]

Incorrect. cancer is the sign of the crab, and everyone knows that crabs are from Maine, therefore Maine can cause cancer...and crabs!!!

But crabs are old ladies who are also in Wal Mart, which means that Walmart causes cancer too. And Mr. Pibb.

Mr. Pibb causes cancer that is, Walmart does not cause Mr. Pibb.


FYI-I got a C in logic. But it wasn't my fault. My mom said so.

 

[OK!]

Incorrect. cancer is the sign of the crab, and everyone knows that crabs are from Maine, therefore Maine can cause cancer...and crabs!!!

Crabs are not a laughing matter!


And as a random aside, the night that my grandmother had a massive stroke and slipped into a coma, my whole family was gathered in the visitors' lounge at the hospital going through some paperwork and trying to process what all had happened. Everyone had been crying all day and were pretty much spent emotionally. So my uncle, looking for something to do, picked up a hospital newsletter and flipped through it. I glanced over his shoulder and saw that the huge, screaming headline on that page was "INCONTINENCE IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER." Naturally, I burst out laughing because really? Sometimes it is.

 

[OK!]

But crabs are old ladies who are also in Wal Mart, which means that Walmart causes cancer too. And Mr. Pibb.

Mr. Pibb causes cancer that is, Walmart does not cause Mr. Pibb.


FYI-I got a C in logic. But it wasn't my fault. My mom said so.

Oh snap, what happens if that Walmart is one of the ones that has a McDonald's inside it?! The ramifications are far too terrifying to ponder.

 

[curious3069]

Oh snap, what happens if that Walmart is one of the ones that has a McDonald's inside it?! The ramifications are far too terrifying to ponder.

Easy, that means it's a portal to the netherworld that spews forth demons dressed like children who like to touch your purse.

Which brings us back to cancer.

 

[Lintasare]

I'm sorry. I read a post. Lintasare, you need to go to Thinkgeek.com.They have all sorts of Star Wars stuff. They have the phaser and the tricorder, even. You can thank me later.

I am seriously considering adding mac and cheese to my Thanksgiving menu for the sole purpose of irritating the crap out of my MIL.

The phaser and tricorder are from Star Trek. Yet your sci fi right.

And you should totally make mac and cheese. Anything that irritates a MIL is cool in my book.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

But crabs are old ladies who are also in Wal Mart, which means that Walmart causes cancer too. And Mr. Pibb.

Mr. Pibb causes cancer that is, Walmart does not cause Mr. Pibb.


FYI-I got a C in logic. But it wasn't my fault. My mom said so.

but walmart sells mr. pibb, therefore they are a contributing cause of carbs, and crabs.

so by that logic walmart can cause overweight crabby kids.

 

[OK!]

Easy, that means it's a portal to the netherworld that spews forth demons dressed like children who like to touch your purse.

Which brings us back to cancer.

It always comes back to cancer. I'm gonna go on the record as stating that yams cause cancer, mainly because I don't like them. Same goes for ham. And none of that has anything to do with Henry VIII.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

It always comes back to cancer. I'm gonna go on the record as stating that yams cause cancer, mainly because I don't like them. Same goes for ham. And none of that has anything to do with Henry VIII.

not true, I hear he ate a lot of ham, so even thought he did not have a wallmart or mr. pibb, he did have a lot of carbs, so that means Heney VIII causes crabs in walmart.

 

[OK!]

not true, I hear he ate a lot of ham, so even thought he did not have a wallmart or mr. pibb, he did have a lot of carbs, so that means Heney VIII causes crabs in walmart.

But isn't ham relatively low-carb? Oh, wait.....forgot about Honey Baked hams. I see your point.

 

[curious3069]

It doesn't all come back to cancer, it all comes back to Henry VIII. Should have seen that one coming. Especially since he was so large. And hammy.

 

[estherhead]

I thought it all came back to the Hokey Pokey. I mean did I get lost or is that what it is all about?

 

[MinnieTink]

I can't believe all of you with your sense of entitlement to post on this thread. I'm entitled. I'M ENTITLED.

I REALLY am not into people who love to use the word "entitled."

And I don't like Girl Scouts.

Or stuffing with meat in it.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I thought it all came back to the Hokey Pokey. I mean did I get lost or is that what it is all about?

depends on if Henry VIII did the Hokey Pokey before eating crab.

 

[gawrsh2008]

The phaser and tricorder are from Star Trek. Yet your sci fi right.

And you should totally make mac and cheese. Anything that irritates a MIL is cool in my book.

Word. Sorry about that. I get confused sometimes. But I'm not going to say my bad. Because that irritates the bejesus out ouf me. I think I'll make creamed onions, too. Just to throw her off her game. Are you on board with this game plan?

 

[Caropooh]

 

[Lintasare]

Word. Sorry about that. I get confused sometimes. But I'm not going to say my bad. Because that irritates the bejesus out ouf me. I think I'll make creamed onions, too. Just to throw her off her game. Are you on board with this game plan?

It has my seal of approval.

If I had a seal of approval. I need a seal of approval.

 

[gawrsh2008]

Yeah, and???

 

[Lintasare]

Yeah, and???

And...I need to find a seal of approval. In particular a hot shirtless guy.

 

[gawrsh2008]

Would you like me to post a pic of Taylor Lautner?

I am kicking butt at Disney Scene it, by the way. There is no Mr. Pibb in this house.

 

[Lintasare]

Would you like me to post a pic of Taylor Lautner?

I am kicking butt at Disney Scene it, by the way. There is no Mr. Pibb in this house.

Ew jailbait.

I prefer something more like this...

Hopefully that picture won't get me in trouble.