I have not read the posts, however

[focusondisney]

I'm posting this to tell you how horrified I am at how this innocent thread has become a breeding ground for obnoxious behavior. I cannot tolerate it anymore and therefore will not be posting here further as I cannot be known for being part of where this thread has gone.

I just wanted to tell you that.

Hopefully you will all feel ashamed and change your ways and beg me to stay. But I won't know you are begging me because as I said, I will not be coming here anymore.

Until you come back for YAGE!

 

[legalsea]

I must be off for the weekend.

Thanks for all the truly enjoyable posts (although I confess I didn't read them).

 

[OK!]

Hmmph. You're lucky. My children insisted that I get covered with tattoos (or as they call them, Taters), and that they do the job themselves. Since I did not wish to thwart their creativity, I agreed (well, after they tied me down). The amount of blood I lost was surprisingly little. They are now talking about 'piercings' (or, as they call it, 'stabbin' daddy').

That would be an outstanding name for a band, BTW.

 

[OK!]

Oh I hope you're staying club level for all the great meals they have in the lounge!

I just hope I'm hungry after spending all day the day before roaming around the local Sam's, living on samples.

 

[estherhead]

I really am leaving, but I just forgot to post in my leaving post before that I wish I had the time all of you lazy people who Dis constantly have so that maybe I could be witty and obnoxious too.

As for the friendly poster who posted after me evidently inviting me to a Thanksgiving dinner, I am actually allergic to butter and peanuts and think that people who eat them are murderous haters. I'm a mean, lean 150 lbs and I keep my fabulous frame by eating only organic, non-processed, non-HFCS foods. And anyone who doesn't eat exactly the way I do (and uses coupons to buy disgusting foods) is clearly a fool who hates themselves and earth.

And now, I really am leaving (unless I don't.)

I hope you are all proud of yourselves.

 

[OK!]

If you are going through bankruptcy I really don't advise spending all that money for a two week trip at the GF. That's horribly irresponsible! The wise financial decision would be a two week cruise. It's much harder for the repo man to reach you at sea.

Holy cow, that is an excellent point! But what if the "cruise" is actually to Tom Sawyer Island and I just stow away in the cave? Best of both worlds, and I'd like to see the repo man try to get his evil tow truck down in there. Ha HA! Foiled again, repo man!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

attention, those of you wishing to exit please use the doors to the back of the auditorium so as to not disturb others.

 

[monkeybug]

Now you are getting sick!

I shall do a medicine dance for you:

I can do my own medicine dance thank you very much!!!
I own Joseph Campbell books, The Seven Arrows, Dances with wolves, AND like every other 100% white person I am 1/100th black foot Indian.
I'm also pretty sure I'm a Shaman (and so are all those people wearing t-shirts depicting either wolves or eagles and who have dream catchers hanging from their rear view mirrors.)

 

[MerMom60_94]

Can I just ask a question without getting flamed? I notice that Legalsea leaves and Grumpy Pirate comes on. I have never actually seen them posting on-line at the same time. Do you think they are one and the same? Kind of like the Janet / Michael Jackson rumors of long ago.

 

[Pakey]

A woman was really nasty to my 4 year old Chinese crested dog and told my dog that she needed to quit strolling around without any hair. I'm so offended that I'm quitting my job and taking a vacation to Europe where I'm gong to make sure I don't tip anyone (and don't worry, the trip will a gift from someone); I'll figure out how I'm going to afford to feed (and obviously clothe) my dog when I get back.

If I get sick on vacation, I'll be sure to post to get a medical diagnosis from all of you professionals. And if you give me the wrong one, I will sue. Then I wouldn't need to worry about finding a job to clothe my hairless dog.

 

[Scurvy]

attention, those of you wishing to exit please use the doors to the back of the auditorium so as to not disturb others.

I think it's too late for that. I just got caught up on this thread and I'm pretty disturbed already. (Yes, I read all the posts. I couldn't help it.)

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Well that's the kind of place I would think you could afford with a job of that status. My husband being in the military has much experience in the turd polishing arena. Of course the Military doesn't pay a member any where near what it pays a civilian to polish poo. We have to stay in moderates for now.
Someday I'll get to the Poly with that polished poo money. To the Poly with Poo.

Liar. You did not stay at a Deluxe. You're only allowed to stay at SOG, which is just like a Value. You only wish you could stay in a Deluxe, like those other guests at the dinner party. Wannabe.

 

[legalsea]

Can I just ask a question without getting flamed? I notice that Legalsea leaves and Grumpy Pirate comes on. I have never actually seen them posting on-line at the same time. Do you think they are one and the same? Kind of like the Janet / Michael Jackson rumors of long ago.

I am sick and tired of people assuming that Grumpy Pirate is Janet Jackson and that I am Michael Jackson!

Of course, when Michael passed away so unexpectedly, many realized that I am not Michael. However, now the whispers are starting that I am Tito (I do not know if they mean the Jackson family member or the former strongman of Yugoslavia; I guess it makes no difference).

I will now exit left, pursued by a bear....

 

[Diznotyzed]

Heavens to Murgatroid...

 

[Nom]

I'm not sure where this thread has gone since I stopped reading it yesterday, but I just had to go ahead and use the 'New Rule' as the first reply on the thread "OTC Fixer for Smile Lines or Parethesis?" The combination of using the rule and using it as a first reply was just too much for me to handle! Now I am off to bathe with my 12 year old son.



...BTW, does that make me a bad mom?!?!?!?!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I'm not sure where this thread has gone since I stopped reading it yesterday, but I just had to go ahead and use the 'New Rule' as the first reply on the thread "OTC Fixer for Smile Lines or Parethesis?" The combination of using the rule and using it as a first reply was just too much for me to handle! Now I am off to bathe with my 12 year old son.



...BTW, does that make me a bad mom?!?!?!?!

depends on if its a mud bath.

 

[Pakey]

I am sick and tired of people assuming that Grumpy Pirate is Janet Jackson and that I am Michael Jackson!

Of course, when Michael passed away so unexpectedly, many realized that I am not Michael. However, now the whispers are starting that I am Tito (I do not know if they mean the Jackson family member or the former strongman of Yugoslavia; I guess it makes no difference).

I will now exit left, pursued by a bear....

Crap, if you get to be Tito, can I be Jackie? But let me, for the record, state that I DO NOT WANT TO BE RELATED TO GRUMPY PIRATE.

 

[liesel]

I have not read all the posts but I would like to say something that I am terrified to post elsewhere.

I think grown women rushing out to the theater to drool over a seventeen year old boy is creepy. Whew, I said it.

 

[TriMom]

This just in....

Don't move to California, for some reason all sorts of everyday items cause cancer there.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

I have not read all the posts but I would like to say something that I am terrified to post elsewhere.

I think grown women rushing out to the theater to drool over a seventeen year old boy is creepy. Whew, I said it.