I have not read the posts, however

[NHdisneylover]

Excellent predictions! I especially will bet on the turkey discussion.

As for the "feeding blue buffalo" thread (mentioned above), it puzzled me too. I assumed at first that it had something to do with drinking. However, that is usually my first assumption about most threads.

it doesn't have something to do with drinking

 

[legalsea]

Oh oh! In the “How does Disney get away with this (CM related)" thread someone just brought up the subject of trade unions in Florida. If you wish to appear that you have read the whole thread get in there NOW with your opinion on trade unions (or, to appear smart, just write that Florida is not a Union shop state).

 

[just4today]

most threads can eventually be summed up as:

all parents (other than *me*) are terrible

kids the days

teachers are terrible

teachers are great

people need to be more tolerant of kids (mostly *mine*)

cell phones should not be given to anyone under 18

kids need cell phones

and Disney rocks (but is going down the drain quickly)

You forgot a couple of biggies:

1. That wasn't me posting. It was my (friend/coworker/spouse/child) using my ID to post that stuff.

2. We are declaring bankruptcy next week, but we're going to WDW this week and it's a (gift trip/already paid for the plane tickets) so we still are going.

 

[Briarmom]

A 30 something diabetic is not the same as a child that is alergic to every food under the sun.
.

THANK YOU.

'How upset would you be over this?'
~not even a little bit

'What's for dinner?'
~chicken

'How are you cooking your turkey this year?'
~I'm not.

 

[monkeybug]

My brother sat in a big pile of poo on a McDonalds bench once.
He sat up and we were like "Umm Kenny there's something on your pants...it kinda' looks like you sat in a... (and then a draft from the door blew our way) OH MY GOD!!! IT'S POO!!!! You totally sat in a giant pile of poo!!! Kenny! How on earth did you eat your entire lunch and not know you were sitting on POO????
There was a lot of laughing, and gagging, and I'm pretty sure my SIL peed her pants!!
There may have been a four year old in sight when my brother stripped off his pants in the middle of the restaurant and ran out in horror. He left the poo pants on the floor. I'll bet if there was a 4 year old there, he poked those poo pants uninvited. I mean he might have left them on the floor, but they were my brothers pants. You shouldn't poke poo pants that don't belong to you. It's rude is what I'm sayin'
To this day we haven't decided if the poo was from a child or an old person, but my moneys on the old person. Some of them look shifty. Like they might purposely plant poo piles.
I don't eat inside fast food restaurants anymore.

 

[legalsea]

THANK YOU.

'How upset would you be over this?'
~not even a little bit

'What's for dinner?'
~chicken

'How are you cooking your turkey this year?'
~I'm not.

I especially agree with the point that virtually every thread that starts out with "How upset would you be" turns out to not upset me at all. However, those thread usually turn into all-out fights.

I guess I should have entitled this thread "How upset would you be if I have not read the posts" or such.

 

[NHdisneylover]

You forgot a couple of biggies:

1. That wasn't me posting. It was my (friend/coworker/spouse/child) using my ID to post that stuff.

2. We are declaring bankruptcy next week, but we're going to WDW this week and it's a (gift trip/already paid for the plane tickets) so we still are going.

oh goodness HOW could I forget THOSE?!?! Thank you

My brother sat in a big pile of poo on a McDonalds bench once.
He sat up and we were like "Umm Kenny there's something on your pants...it kinda' looks like you sat in a... (and then a draft from the door blew our way) OH MY GOD!!! IT'S POO!!!! You totally sat in a giant pile of poo!!! Kenny! How on earth did you eat your entire lunch and not know you were sitting on POO!!!
There was a lot of laughing, and gagging, and I'm pretty sure my SIL peed her pants!!
There may have been a four year old in sight when my brother stripped off his pants in the middle of the restaurant and ran out of the in horror. He left the poo pants on the floor. I'll bet if there was a 4 year old there, he poked those poo pants uninvited. I mean he might have left them on the floor, but they were my brothers pants. You shouldn't poke poo pants that don't belong to you. It's rude is what I'm sayin'
To this day we haven't decided if the poo was from a child or an old person, but my moneys on the old person. Some of them look shifty. Like they might purposely plant poo piles.
I don't eat inside fast food restaurants anymore.

 

[ginna74]

I swear that sounded like an episode from south park

"OH MY GOD!!! IT'S POO!!!! You totally sat in a giant pile of poo!!! Kenny! How on earth did you eat your entire lunch and not know you were sitting on POO!!!"

 

[Rose&Mike]

My brother sat in a big pile of poo on a McDonalds bench once.
He sat up and we were like "Umm Kenny there's something on your pants...it kinda' looks like you sat in a... (and then a draft from the door blew our way) OH MY GOD!!! IT'S POO!!!! You totally sat in a giant pile of poo!!! Kenny! How on earth did you eat your entire lunch and not know you were sitting on POO????
There was a lot of laughing, and gagging, and I'm pretty sure my SIL peed her pants!!
There may have been a four year old in sight when my brother stripped off his pants in the middle of the restaurant and ran out in horror. He left the poo pants on the floor. I'll bet if there was a 4 year old there, he poked those poo pants uninvited. I mean he might have left them on the floor, but they were my brothers pants. You shouldn't poke poo pants that don't belong to you. It's rude is what I'm sayin'
To this day we haven't decided if the poo was from a child or an old person, but my moneys on the old person. Some of them look shifty. Like they might purposely plant poo piles.
I don't eat inside fast food restaurants anymore.

ok, I think I just peed my pants.

 

[Briarmom]

My brother sat in a big pile of poo on a McDonalds bench once.
He sat up and we were like "Umm Kenny there's something on your pants...it kinda' looks like you sat in a... (and then a draft from the door blew our way) OH MY GOD!!! IT'S POO!!!! You totally sat in a giant pile of poo!!! Kenny! How on earth did you eat your entire lunch and not know you were sitting on POO????
There was a lot of laughing, and gagging, and I'm pretty sure my SIL peed her pants!!
There may have been a four year old in sight when my brother stripped off his pants in the middle of the restaurant and ran out in horror. He left the poo pants on the floor. I'll bet if there was a 4 year old there, he poked those poo pants uninvited. I mean he might have left them on the floor, but they were my brothers pants. You shouldn't poke poo pants that don't belong to you. It's rude is what I'm sayin'
To this day we haven't decided if the poo was from a child or an old person, but my moneys on the old person. Some of them look shifty. Like they might purposely plant poo piles.
I don't eat inside fast food restaurants anymore.

 

[monkeybug]

who, Who, WHO!!!!!

I don't know. I kinda' like the m at the end of who. It makes the thread sound more important. I like posting on threads that sound important because they make me sound more important, and I am very, very important.

 

[monkeybug]

I swear that sounded like an episode from south park

"OH MY GOD!!! IT'S POO!!!! You totally sat in a giant pile of poo!!! Kenny! How on earth did you eat your entire lunch and not know you were sitting on POO!!!"

Sadly far too much of my little brothers life sounds a lot like a south park episode. Far too much!

 

[legalsea]

Ha! Just4today, you are the limit! He/she just used ‘the magic phrase’ on the thread “I have asked in the past, I will ask again”.

I bet using the phrase “I have not read all the posts” would make for a find drinking game. I will start.

 

[monkeybug]

ok, I think I just peed my pants.

Seriously I have to be careful when I think of that story. Thinking of it while at a party and getting the snort laugh
Remembering it while at Midnight Mass in a Church you don't normally attend and getting the snort laugh
My older brother once pooped in a training potty that was a part of a JC Penny's baby display. (he was three) My parents turned to see why a crowd had gathered around the display and why they were laughing and there he was...
My brothers have poo problems!

 

[just4today]

Ha! Just4today, you are the limit! He/she just used ‘the magic phrase’ on the thread “I have asked in the past, I will ask again”.

I bet using the phrase “I have not read all the posts” would make for a find drinking game. I will start.

Excellent!

 

[punkin]

I don't know. I kinda' like the m at the end of who. It makes the thread sound more important. I like posting on threads that sound important because they make me sound more important, and I am very, very important.

I stand corrected Your Majesty!!!!

 

[Handbag Lady]

I haven't read this entire thread yet but I wholeheartedly agree with the OP.

 

[monkeybug]

I stand corrected Your Majesty!!!!

That's OK. It is difficult to see my crown through the computer screen.

 

[MerMom60_94]

My brother sat in a big pile of poo on a McDonalds bench once.
He sat up and we were like "Umm Kenny there's something on your pants...it kinda' looks like you sat in a... (and then a draft from the door blew our way) OH MY GOD!!! IT'S POO!!!! You totally sat in a giant pile of poo!!! Kenny! How on earth did you eat your entire lunch and not know you were sitting on POO????
There was a lot of laughing, and gagging, and I'm pretty sure my SIL peed her pants!!
There may have been a four year old in sight when my brother stripped off his pants in the middle of the restaurant and ran out in horror. He left the poo pants on the floor. I'll bet if there was a 4 year old there, he poked those poo pants uninvited. I mean he might have left them on the floor, but they were my brothers pants. You shouldn't poke poo pants that don't belong to you. It's rude is what I'm sayin'
To this day we haven't decided if the poo was from a child or an old person, but my moneys on the old person. Some of them look shifty. Like they might purposely plant poo piles.
I don't eat inside fast food restaurants anymore.

I almost just spit out my water and I have tears coming down my face!

 

[legalsea]

Excellent!

Oooh! Busted on that other thread! Remember, folks, using the phrase "I have not read all the posts" is not for the faint-hearted. You must be flame-resistant.

Anyway, that is the original purpose of this thread (before it sank into talk about poop and South Park). Using the Legalsea method you can avoid the 'call outs' suffered just now by just4today who was only responding to the original posters' concern, and got blasted for not following the whole thread with its various twists and turns.