I would give Gaston a lot more credit than that. Gaston is not an idiot. He knows weather well due to being an excellent hunter and he saved the village from Portuguese mercenaries in 1740 at 16 and immediately joined the Royal French Army right after that. He served 8 years honorably in the War of Austrian Succession (1740-1748), including the bloody Battle of Fontenoy (which France won). During that time he would have faced different territories and different climates. If Gaston wasn’t of noble blood, he would have had little support when he returned in 1752. The commoner soldiers who returned were treated not the best as they received little support after the war. He does own his tavern though. I wish the spin-off was made to see what happened to him between 1748-1752. I wish Gaston had more respect at WDW. He wasn’t an immortal person, he just lost his way out of jealousy (like Brom Bones in Disney’s Sleepy Hollow). I wish Disney would have shown Gaston at 16. Maybe then he would get less hate. He’s a product of the people around him and the life experiences he went through. I wonder if in WDW someone called him captain LeGume, would he act more respectable in front of that person or the same goofy person? By the way, this was meant as a general statement, not directly disagreeing with your statement.