Hucifer and Dan's flipping huge trip report *Last 3 days/Epilogue! 10/9, pgs 36-38*

[Cass]

Poor.. poor Dan

 

[DISUNC]

I gathered more intel bout her that I can't release here as it could mean the end of this trip report as we know it. Actually shocking - least it were ta me. Don't worry - the truth will come out soon and it will shock you as well.

I dunno!!!!! Me thinks I 'got it". I was reprimanded at one point of this TR for 'catching on to something"

However I am

 

[DISUNC]

Alright! Alright! I'm not a spy, just one busy girl.

Isn't that what you are TRAINED to say???

 

[kimbac3]

And to think, I left my Dokken shirt at the resort.

Rokken with Dokken in the 80's huh??? Me too

Great trip report! Glad you're posting again...I had thought you abandoned us!! But you didn't
Thanks for rememberin' us
Kimba

 

[HMHunters]

Laughing, I swim toward the steps as quickly as possible so we can ride this again, but I notice Dan is really dragging behind. When finally he climbs out of the pool, he tells me that he’s in a lot of pain.

Did you mean "dragging his behind"?!?

3 TRs at once - of course I didn't take my time and read one at a time. I'm caught up. Again. By the way, when I started reading this trip report a few weeks ago, I figured that one started in April must, if not complete, be close to it. Not quite. But you're great and I love you anyway. You're on a roll; keep going!!!

 

[Padme_Bluebell]

After dinner, I order the Cinderellabration Dessert.

Our wonderful waitress Melissa bringing me my goods. No, I cannot explain the look on her face either.


It looks like a chocolate crown in front of a chocolate-orange mousse thingee. Well, whatever it was, it was tasty. After dessert, we were full and ready to crash back at the resort.

Either I'm just not looking at the picture correctly, or hucifer and the waitress Melissa are fish... ;

Great Trip report Hucifer! This has got to be my favorite TR to read! (Thus far, I've been lurking around, reading when I get the time, but 3 updates at once? I'm impressed.)

Can't wait for the next part.

 

[hucifer]

Either I'm just not looking at the picture correctly, or hucifer and the waitress Melissa are fish... ;

Great Trip report Hucifer! This has got to be my favorite TR to read! (Thus far, I've been lurking around, reading when I get the time, but 3 updates at once? I'm impressed.)

Can't wait for the next part.

Thanks for the wonderful compliments, Padme!

No, the uploading photo area has screwed up my photos YET AGAIN, so I deleted the photos and I'm fixing the trip report so that the caption make sense again. This is very frustrating, as it's happened before.

ETA: Okay, you can go back and re-look at the last two installments. The pictures should make sense now.

 

[Loubon]

When will the trip report make sense?

 

[alberto]

Since you won't get bathing suit shots of me in my TR, this is as close to waterpark pics as you get. Sorry.

Ahh Ms Hucifer, so glad to read posts, i missed so much your writing. I search internet, i think i find picture of you on beach??

Can't wait for next post

 

[DISUNC]

Thanks DISUNC! I just spit my milk and cookies all over the keyboard. Heh Heh

That is my only goal in life!
I hope they weren't Oreo's...That would be too much of a waste!
How are things in LawwngIlynd?

 

[DISUNC]

Welcome Back, Honey West!

(Yes, 7:30 is “sleeping in” at Disney World.)

Our waitress is a little freaky, however. This middle-aged woman has plucked off all of her eyebrows and drew them in with marker or something. But she didn’t draw them right; they’re too high and very severe-looking…almost like Seinfeld’s Uncle Leo…

But is she single?

Over and over he kept saying a phrase that sounded like another language, although it was difficult to tell. He had a big smile on his face while saying something that sounded like “Your wife’s a (woman of the evening).”…

They have them down in Disney World?????

For the rest of the day we would break out in a random “your wife’s a (woman of the evening)” at the other person.).

You didn't find it ODD THAT YOU said that to DAN!...And he Laughed????????????

No "Hey wait a minute" moments!

Like I said, we amuse ourselves in the silliest of ways.

Once inside Typhoon Lagoon..... Crush ‘n’ Gusher......but I notice Dan is really dragging behind. When finally he climbs out of the pool, he tells me that he’s in a lot of pain

HEY! wait a minute here! YOU are a SPY! Them word's are taken right from my yet unpublished TR!! Same thing happened to me...and NO I wasn't warned & YES it did hurt!

Apparently, when your tailbone makes a connection with the conveyor on this slide, it doesn’t feel so good.

And yes IT LEFT A BRUISE!



As ALWAYS...thumbsup2! Thanks!

 

[Maleficent13]

Wow! I knew it would pay off to visit the board on a Sat night. My Dh said, "Hey, let's go out, have a nice dinner, go dancing, and buy you some new shoes!" but I said "Nope! I just KNOW hucifer is going to update today, and I must stay home!"

Worth it as usual...

 

[DISUNC]

Dang, what is it about over-reactive CMs who scream about safety when nothing we did was really deemed unsafe?

They are importing and training them!

So we do the most natural thing that came next. We belted into song, “It’s a great big beautiful tomorrow…shining at the end of every day!” God I hope the Ride Nazi heard that. Every freaking word.

THATS SHOWING HIM!

…just as we spin under it, that little stream hits Dan right in the fruit bat area. .

OHNO!!!! Again...stolen from my yet unpublished TR! and that really really hurt!

“Ow!” Dan’s eyes get very big. “Umm…that hurt!”.

SEE I told ya!

“Well, if you’re expecting me to kiss it and make it better, you’re very mistaken.”!”.

(no comment posted)

Now I’m thinking, for being so adamant (and harsh) about stressing safety, one would think such hazards as these little waterfalls would be reconsidered. I mean, someone could lose an eye. Or the ability to produce offspring..

One would think that! I Know I did!

The only thing I can do, outside from laughing at Dan’s expense, is to try to protect Dan’s jewels. ..

And how preytell is this accomplished?

They are, after all, my property...

Not that it should or would ever happen...(god forbid) but in the event you and Dan ever part(thoo,thoo!) I would love to see you explain THAT ONE to Judge Judy!

I haven’t had a Whopper in, I don’t know, eight years maybe. But I’m sure I enjoyed this one much better since it wasn’t a bundle of charred animal remains....

Well you just ruined that nutricious delight for me!!! No more

from

!!!!
(or is it because you talked about Dans fruit bat area & Whoppers in the same TR?)

This is a great place to let out a little steam…by aiming those suckers at passersby. We always have a ball getting folks wet and watching them dive underwater to avoid getting sprayed. Makes no sense. But boy, it sure makes us laugh and laugh at these people. We are so bad.....

At the bus stop, Dan decides to get the sand off of his sexy water shoes and he smacks the shoes against a sign pole. “You’re so dirty,” he says to the shoes. “You are such dirty, naughty shoes and need to be punished.” He smacks them against the pole again. “Yeah, you like that, don’t you?”.....

Now I can never wear Water shoes AGAIN, either!! OR Stand at a Bus Stop EVER!!!!!!!!

Dan agrees that we were lucky to pick a bus that was so chock-full of celebrities.

(shameless plug here) I Have Forrest Gump & Inspector Clouseau Jr...coming up in my TR!

I guess we were too busy taking his picture to bother with saving his life. Plus, I’m not touching that thing…I’m sure he was full of all kinds of turtle germs and viruses and the like. Ew..

Cue the Twilight Zone music...YET again...You are pseudo pilfering from my yet unpublished TR!!! Only my story involves a suicdal Squirrel!


yet again...... (and a bit scary)

 

[DISUNC]

We step inside the front car and the driver is waiting for us with balloons, strawberries, champagne, and a Welcome Wendy and Dan sign. “I’ve been waiting for this moment all day,” the driver says, handing us each a glass of champagne and choking back tears of joy.

I was gonna WRITE..."Finally something not pilfered from my own yet unpublished TR!"

And then you wrote this....

Okay, not really..

Good ONE! Got me!

He even gave us Monorail Co-Pilot cards.

They STOPPED doing this!

You know, because I helped him steer the train. Dan worked the horn..

You mean you didnt ask them the #1 & #2 questions? "Where did you go to school for this?" and "How much money you make?"....BTW #3 is "DID YOU EVER CRASH?"

Dan doesn’t do “exotic” things like duck or seafood, he won’t eat red meat anymore, and he doesn’t like poultry meat still attached to the bone,..

Ahem! Whats left??????

A whole menu of nothing to eat. Welcome to MY world, Dan..

Like are you the ONLY ones there???? And you actually made a Rez?

wine has made me seriously sick to my stomach. It’s as if karma is getting me back for celebrating something evil. To this day I still cannot drink wine without feeling a little ill.

Me too! Cant touch the stuff!

“I bib ma lib,” he says, holding his lip and trying to look at it to assess the damage. “Does it loog like it’s bleebing?”.

OWP! dab dub hurbs!
FYI --- For a Cut/burned lib or tunba...rinse with MILK...it instantly gets healed!

I laughed. Yes, I laughed. At his expense. Right in front of him and everything. “You’re accident-prone today, aren’t you? And yes, I see blood. Lots of it. We better take you straight to the hospital.

Thats nice you are SO supportive!

Our wonderful waitress Melissa bringing me my goods. No, I cannot explain the look on her face either..

And you ATE that...AFTER she served it WITH THAT FACE! I haven't seen that look since The wicked Queen gave Snow white the apple!!!!!


WOW A THREEFER DAY!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEAUTIFUL!

 

[DISUNC]

Sounds more like a commercial for some feminine products.

Ps. I want your "its a great big beautiful tommorrow" tag!

 

[DISUNC]

Is that Wendy or Gidget?

 

[Loubon]

Is that Wendy or Gidget?

Not sure but rumor has it her next trip report will be called, "Hucifer's Beach Blanket Bingo".

 

[DISUNC]

Not sure but rumor has it her next trip report will be called, "Hucifer's Beach Blanket Bingo".

With Dan as Moondoggie???????

 

[NMAmy]

…just as we spin under it, that little stream hits Dan right in the fruit bat area.

WAY to tie your TR's together, woman! It's all connected, isn't it?

So, here I was, Saturday night, couldn't sleep, DH is upstairs snoring away so thought I'd just look through to see if there was anything interesting to read and BAM--hucifer's trip report was updated not once, not twice, but three freakin' times! Thanks so much for the fun reports!

 

[Loubon]

With Dan as Moondoggie???????

Actually he has more of a Dobie Gillis look going for him.....