Hucifer and Dan's flipping huge trip report *Last 3 days/Epilogue! 10/9, pgs 36-38*

[DISUNC]

Even after witnessing that little scene, it isn’t going to stop me and Dan from having lunch. Besides, we had a reservation for the Prime Time, and the way reservations are getting sucked up around here lately

'As if' THAT is in anyway shape or form a hinderance to the Great & Powerful hucifer!

So we get to the Prime Time and are seated in Loukili’s section. (Is that Hawaiian?)

You forced me to goggle! Nutin came up for that name as a first name. As a family name its either French or Mid Eastern!

Here's Dan, looking so innocent with his elbows on the table and desperate to get caught.

REBEL!

“I’m a little teapot, short and stout…”

You mean WE WERE SUPPOSE TO PAY ATTENTION IN KINDYGARTEN????

“The room is getting quieter.…

..and everyone held their ears

(sometimes I even crack myself up!)

Applause broke out around me. .…

..

Sweet Relief!

Today I really deserved dessert.…

Everyday in WDW, Everyone DESERVES a Dessert!!

We hit Millionaire next..…

I will miss this attraction immensely!

Unlike our first day, the seats were packed. However, despite the filled seats, I finally figured out how to work the buttons…and managed to get my seat on the top ten board twice. Take that, you nose-picking husband!..…

What are you doing next month? I just got my 49th Call Back to appear on the REAL WWTBAM!!!!!!!!!

the seats are filling up with water…and now it looks like we all have incontinence.!

Right! Blame the Rain!

Gee, seems to me like those fastpasses we didn’t get sure would have come in handy right about now, aye Dan?.!

YEAH! DAN

I warned him too ...in your last update...of course that was 10 months AFTER the Fact!

So we’re standing in line with the rest of the yahoos

So where were you Nametags????? You didnt tell people WHO you ARE?????

and some young punk (yeah, everyone in their 20s is a “young punk” when you’re 35) is standing in front of us and…gasp! Smoking!

(missed a perfect smilie opportunity)

I know, I’m one of those people.

Probably because our blatant attempts weren’t working for squat

Did ja think they would??? Too bad for the "no cursing on WDW property" policy!!!!!!

Brilliant update My Sista from anudda Mista...and anudda mudda from anudda state!!!

 

[DISUNC]

*shakes head* I don't know, my friend. I just don't know.

NEVER WILL HAPPEN! Just accept fate & go forth with your lives!

 

[DISUNC]

There is a little hallway and a door off to the right of the elevators on each floor. I’ve never really wondered about them too much before, but today as we stand and wait for an elevator, the door suddenly opens and a large burly man walks through and comes toward us. Just as he approaches, the elevator bings!, the doors open, and the three of us walk into it. The elevator doors close and we start our descent.

I turn to the man. “Was that the door to the parking lot?”

Did I ever tell you the time I stayed at the SOG, right off the elevators....and EVERYTIME I walked out of the room SOMEONE was ALWAYS there ...asking me if MY Presidential Suite was the Parking Lot!!!!

As we were walking to the Poly to catch the monorail to MK (sans alligators), for no apparent reason, something weird came over me. I started singing. Loud. “There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow!”

“…shining at the end of every day!” Dan sang back, just as loud.

“Let’s sing this whenever we encounter people that need it,” I suggested.


And thus begun an obnoxious and deliberate way that we would spread the Magic whenever we saw it was deficient around the World. And believe me, we would be doing a LOT of Magic-spreading for the last few days.?”

You mean AFTER ALL THIS TIME, You just started THIS NOW???

Sort of brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?

YES! (see previous singing comments)


over this one!!!!!

 

[DISUNC]

Hello Katie! I have BAD news for you. I am leaving Monday morning for a two-week work trip and will have virtually no access to the DISboards or to my report at home.

What kind of Cave does your employer send you too????????

 

[DISUNC]

“Dan, no. We couldn’t do that again!”;
“But I feel so guilty.” "So my guilty self stands outside in the sprinkly rain (sigh) and waits for the verdict."; " I tell him he’s bad"

Gosh, Golly, Willickers! Someone is 'acting' all soooooooooo innocent!

He’s a hard shell to crack at times..

If it wasn't for the GREAT SCREWUP at RNR yesterday...I could be best friends with Dan!

Now, any woman that has ever tried to use the restroom at the LTT knows this before I even type it. The ladies’ restroom has only three stalls. And early or not, considering the size of this restaurant and how long the average woman takes in a bathroom trip, calculated by the number of women already present, divide that by the number of sinks, factoring in whether there are paper towels or hand dryers…also figure in if children are present and need assistance…well, it’s all very scientific. Needless to say at this point (but I’m going to anyway), I was gone for a bit...

I just took out my Female Restroom Calculater. I inputed all the above equations, thrown in PI (one of the rare few times anyone will ever need this in their life). Took the statistics from another DisBoard thread (there is sometimes way tooooooo much info given out on these boards) stating that at 5:00 - 5:20 on any given evening there are 5.3 woman using the facilities @ LTT. My calculated estimates are that you were gone for 47m 32s!!!!!!!

Minnie returns at this point. She again points to my empty chair....

My spin on this is that Minnie thinks the Dan is lying!

Our dinner at the LTT was fantastic again. We both highly enjoy the food here…in fact, Dan says it is his favorite meal at WDW now. The boy is so fickle.....

Better than the Tuna?

But this will give you an idea of how crazy-crowded these parks were during our visit.[/SIZE]

Maybe you should go during the 'busy' summer months....We walked into every rest. with no problem, never waited more than 20 minutes (At most) for any attraction....and NO RAIN!

 

[DISUNC]

first!!!!!!!!

Please tell me that you are not sitting at your PC 24x7, syringing lip gloss and mascara into a TSA approved gel bra!!!!

 

[aGoofyMom]

I love reading your report, and the speed with which you post seems to be one I can actually keep up on. Since it has taken me 2 days to try to catch up from where I left off...

But now I have lost track of how much longer we are waiting for the next installment...

 

[katiesmomluvsdizne]

Hey Wendy!
Glad you're back and I got to read an installment before we leave
Your pic reminds me of last November-we went during Jersey week, F&W festival, soap star weekend, and Festival of the Masters. NEVER NEVER again.

 

[Philadisney]

whew! it's been a while since I've been on the TR board but I managed to catch up with your story. Your funny, well-written, highly amusing story! Hooray!

 

[Loubon]

whew! it's been a while since I've been on the TR board

It's been awhile since this trip report has been on the trip report board.......

 

[NMAmy]

Wow! I'm exhausted after reading all 32 pages in a two day time span (hey, I have to eat and sleep and work sometimes, you know!) and I can't decide whether I'm happy that I came late to the party so I didn't have to wait for installments or sad that I've been missing the fun all along.

Hucifer--I'm loving the trip reports which is kind of obvious, I guess, since I read 'em all in one chunk. Thanks so much for sharing all the fun. I think my favorite part was seeing the picture of Dan as the Amish Caveman.

And, Mal--why the heck didn't you tell me what I was missing over here on the Trip Report board?? I need to get out of the CB more.

So, we're up to, what, Day 8 now? Can't wait to read more--hint, hint.

 

[scottishtink]

HI Just sat and read through the whole report in one sitting!!! best report i have ever read cant wait for the next installment!!!!We are having an all girls trip to WDW in Oct but think it will be after yours as we dont arrive until the 28th
Anyway a big thank you from
Lorraine

 

[sheridac]

Uh, HELLO???!!!

 

[Beana9802]

Uh, HELLO???!!!

I know this is off topic, but what is up with your collander? YOU crack me up, ya know!

 

[sheridac]

I know this is off topic, but what is up with your collander? YOU crack me up, ya know!

Oooooh!! Off topic!!! My FAVORITE topic!!! I will 'splain it to you. It's a little gift. From the Tag Fairy. Who likes to flirt with Sher. 'Cause I am sooo loveable. And sassy!!

 

[horsegirl]

Ehem.....And where is the superduper-tip-for-the-less-fortunate-who-want-to-know-how-dan-got-you-into-LTT-without-an-ADR-people?


Hmmmm?

 

[Beana9802]

Oooooh!! Off topic!!! My FAVORITE topic!!! I will 'splain it to you. It's a little gift. From the Tag Fairy. Who likes to flirt with Sher. 'Cause I am sooo loveable. And sassy!!

Ahh, yes... the tag fairy.... I think I am going to be her for halloween....do you think she wears a lime green fairy dress? And carries a lime green wand?

 

[hunnypotmama]

Ah, another post from hucifer! The image of Pluto throwing himself in the booth into a fetal image had me laughing silly.

I have just now figured out the "subscribe" option! No more wondering around on the Trip Reports board looking for hucifer's report!

 

[Maleficent13]

And, Mal--why the heck didn't you tell me what I was missing over here on the Trip Report board?? I need to get out of the CB more.

I did, I did!! I distinctly remember giving a shout out to Hucifer's report on the CB!!

Okay, well, not directly *to* you, specifically...sorry...

 

[NMAmy]

I did, I did!! I distinctly remember giving a shout out to Hucifer's report on the CB!!

Okay, well, not directly *to* you, specifically...sorry...

I must have missed it. Darn work. Always wanting me to stop DIS'ing and do something I'm actually being paid for.