Hijack this!!!

[kejoda]

oh my can't breathe y'all aare to funny

 

[Pam]

You stole my car?

Ya think that's freakin' bad?? She stole my tube of Radiant Red lipstick!!

 

[Aidensmom]

Pam steps into the thread with a bewildered look on her face.....

"Well, drat it all to Pigeon Hollow.... color me confused....."

Embarrassed she sucks her gut in once more (that Angelina Jolie black leather jumpsuit is very tight and confining!). She then strips the leather gloves from her hands and sheepishly reaches up and pulls off the black ski mask.

"That stinkin' Beccy! I thought she told to come over and we'd car-jack! Not hijack threads!!"

Ummmmmm... if any of you own a red Corvette, a black Stealth, purple Hummer, or a silver Cadillac -- do NOT panic.... I know where your cars are......

Aw crap, does this mean we can't keep the cars?

 

[Pam]

Geez, I think that it's time for me to get my bottle of Windex!

Why? Got a spare $20.00 and a date with questioner later on??

Don't forget the squeegee!

 

[Pam]

Paaaaaam!!!!

*Lainey taps her foot impatiently*

What on earth did you do now???​

Lainey, refresh my memory..... what kind of car do you drive? And please say that you didn't park it around the corner......

 

[lovemygoofy]

You can have the lipstick back is way too much trashy for me but the mary kay car is MINE

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Why? Got a spare $20.00 and a date with questioner later on??

Don't forget the squeegee!

OMG, that is a scary, sobering thought!!!

 

[lovemygoofy]

OMG, that is a scary, sobering thought!!!

At least you'd get an answer too

 

[Pam]

You can have the lipstick back is way too much trashy for me but the mary kay car is MINE

Yeah - fob it back on me now that you've eaten half the tube (duh, it's stuck on your teeth!)

That's okay take the Cadillac -- the Mary Kay saleslady is tied up in the trunk -- try explaining that one to the coppers....

 

[Pam]

At least you'd get an answer too

And maybe, as a bonus -- some great and interesting conversation!!

 

[Cantw8]

Does anybody else picture Questioner looking like this?

 

[kejoda]

Yeah - fob it back on me now that you've eaten half the tube (duh, it's stuck on your teeth!)

That's okay take the Cadillac -- the Mary Kay saleslady is tied up in the trunk -- try explaining that one to the coppers....

Pam you are on a roll!!!


We need Kama to show up. Need a good diser to pick on ya know.

 

[Pam]

Does anybody else picture Questioner looking like this?

 

[lovemygoofy]

Yeah - fob it back on me now that you've eaten half the tube (duh, it's stuck on your teeth!)

That's okay take the Cadillac -- the Mary Kay saleslady is tied up in the trunk -- try explaining that one to the coppers....

I'll tell them that I thought the Mary Kay lady was my MIL and that's the only way to get to listen to what I want to on the radio insted of Dido and Enya constantly.They'll have sympathy and if that doesn't work I hear flashing does.

 

[Pam]

MOM!!!

It just dawned on me (remember I've led a sheltered life, peoples!) that lovemygoofy implied that I am trashy!

I'm not, am I???

 

[kejoda]

MOM!!!

It just dawned on me (remember I've led a sheltered life, peoples!) that lovemygoofy implied that I am trashy!

I'm not, am I???

do you really want us to answer that?

 

[Pam]

I'll tell them that I thought the Mary Kay lady was my MIL and that's the only way to get to listen to what I want to on the radio insted of Dido and Enya constantly.They'll have sympathy and if that doesn't work I hear flashing does.

You lie! You disappeared from this thread for about 3-4 minutes - you went out to the car and released the Mary Kay lady, didn't you?? And I suppose she ran as fast as she could! And I suppose that she neglected to leave me some free samples and 10% coupons, huh??

We are going to intensify the training of this one, Beccy. I bet she apologized to the lady, too. Please say that you didn't give her her car back!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

That's him, I know it! Let me see if I can find my $20!

 

[Pam]

Speaking of Windex..... remember that Steve Martin movie, "The Man With Two Brains" ? (of course you all do!)

Remember that Merv Griffin appeared as himself and was the Clindo Cleaner Killer?

 

[Pam]

That's him, I know it! Let me see if I can find my $20!

Don't forget the squeegee!!