Hijack this!!!

[kejoda]

Now, last Sunday you promised to stay up until 2:00 to hve fun with me!

Shes a liar too!!! Man are we full of it tonight!

 

[helenabear]

Now, last Sunday you promised to stay up until 2:00 to hve fun with me!

*sigh*

fine

let me at least rest and get my laptop out then

 

[Miss Jasmine]

You shouldn't tell me secrets when I am drinking.

Darn you!

 

[Pam]

*sigh*

fine

let me at least rest and get my laptop out then

Well..... actually, I haven't written my column yet - or transferred the copy...... and I have to pee......

 

[Pam]

You shouldn't tell me secrets when I am drinking.

Spill your guts, woman!!

We're all here!!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Stick, squeegee....

BINGO

 

[Pam]

Hey, lovemygoofy has left the building!
And I never got my tube of lipstick back!

Lynchmob gathering in 5 minutes!

 

[helenabear]

Okay, don't try to drink Pepto when you are reading this thread!!!!

'nuff said!

Now go pee Pam!

 

[kejoda]

Hey, lovemygoofy has left the building!
And I never got my tube of lipstick back!

Lynchmob gathering in 5 minutes!

I have cheetos!!! I know she isn't a man but make up stealing is worth it, esp trashy make up.

 

[Aidensmom]

Spill your guts, woman!!

We're all here!!

Who do you want to know about?

 

[Pam]

Who do you want to know about?

Who has my tube of Radiant Red lipstick?

Does Miss Jasmine really dye her hair pink??

 

[lovemygoofy]

Hey, lovemygoofy has left the building!
And I never got my tube of lipstick back!

Lynchmob gathering in 5 minutes!

Sorry I was out spray painting over the bad remarks about you!! Some people really don't like you on those water towers

 

[SillyMe]

Hmmm... alas.... I was afaid of that. I can't drive stick..... I know that for a fact because I just tried to drive one about 20 minutes ago. It was a black Honda Civic Si. I didn't want to do it but beccy was sitting in the passenger seat and she was all and (and if the truth be told, she was doing a lot of )

And then she spied these hot guys walking down the street and she rolled her window down and stuck half her body out and started at them, and then yelling, "Hey, babeeeeeee" (I was very embarrassed) and then one of them walked over to the car and said, "Nice wheels, babeeee! " And well..... you know, Beccy. She just stuck her old lips way out the window and started this hot guy.

And the other dude walked up and Beccy said, "Hey babeeeeee.... what you say my friend and I you!" Yeah, that's what I did!

And I got real skeered (real, real ) And I told Beccy that I wanted no part of any and that I was going to Church! She just

Can you believe it? She slide down in her seat and just

That's when I got and I said, "That does it, Beccy! I'm Yep, I'm out of here!"

And I mixed up the clutch with the brake and then I mixed up the brake with the gas..... and well.... I have this here headlight, and I think Beccy saved the backseat (are we all surprised about that? I thought not! )

But hey, I just know that you didn't park your Civic around the corner? Right??

OMG! You are unbelievable! That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!

 

[Pam]

Sorry I was out spray painting over the bad remarks about you!! Some people really don't like you on those water towers

Well, crap on a cracker.... thanks a whole bunch, sweetie!

And I suppose that you so very "kindly" spraypainted over my phone number, too, huh?

Now what am I supposed to do for dates all weekend?

AND WHERE IN SAM HILL IS MY TUBE OF RADIANT RED LIPSTICK?????

 

[Pam]

OMG! You are unbelievable!:

That's what all those men who spraypainted the watertower said, too!

 

[SillyMe]

Well, crap on a cracker.... thanks a whole bunch, sweetie!

And I suppose that you so very "kindly" spraypainted over my phone number, too, huh?

Now what am I supposed to do for dates all weekend?

AND WHERE IN SAM HILL IS MY TUBE OF RADIANT RED LIPSTICK?????

I found it! I found it!

 

[lovemygoofy]

Well, crap on a cracker.... thanks a whole bunch, sweetie!

And I suppose that you so very "kindly" spraypainted over my phone number, too, huh?

Now what am I supposed to do for dates all weekend?

AND WHERE IN SAM HILL IS MY TUBE OF RADIANT RED LIPSTICK?????

I used the rest of trailer trash red lipstick to highlight your phone number but I just didn't want everyone to know what color your roots are. See I'm being a girlfriend here

 

[Aidensmom]

Who has my tube of Radiant Red lipstick?

Does Miss Jasmine really dye her hair pink??

Miss Jasmine's hair is pink with specks of purple, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

I have your lipstick, and someone's Corvette, what are you going to do about it?

 

[Rex Rules]

And on and on and on....

So, what is the weather like near you??

Cool and rainy here!

 

[Pam]

I found it! I found it!

Ummmmm...SillyMe..... you go ahead and KEEP that lipstick, honey!

It, ummmmmm........., looks DIVINE on you, girlfriend!