Hijack this!!!

[kejoda]

LOL Tina!!!! It was always a fun time talking to my MIL. You just never knew what she was going to talk about. it was a buckle yourself in and pray you make it to the end kind of conversations with her.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

ok who is he?

I don't know, either, but he's not bad!

 

[SillyMe]

let the thread flow.


Simba is king!!!!!!

Did you really say "hijack this"? Wait, is this a set up?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Today my 12yo wanted to know why it's ok for girls to have girlfriends and nobody thinks anything about it, but boy can't have boyfriends (in a platonic sense). He thinks it's because girls don't know that there are lesbians. And I think he was serious.

 

[helenabear]

LOL yes! with a young helen hunt!

Dang! That is who I was trying to think of!! I used to love watchign that movie!!!

Nice sig there BTP!!! Very cute!!!

That all said, Beccy, I am so bad... I cannot leave well enough alone on a thread! Tie my hands up please????

 

[lovemygoofy]

Well my Matt has been gone a month now and everytime my MIL called she liked to go on about how HER son was going to be killed and that he should have never joined the army. She also has to tell me how I should have had his baby by now or be pregnant now so his legacy will live on. After about 5x of this the umm witchy woman came on and I told here that if my Matt dies I won't need his kid b/c I'll have his insurance money. Haven't heard from here since.

 

[Boston Tea Party]

ok who is he?

LOL, just answered on another thread.

He's Johnny Damon, cf, Red Sox.

 

[kejoda]

Did you really say "hijack this"? Wait, is this a set up?

go for it!!!!! got any drinks? Miss the ll's btw


LOL T&B!!! The way that boys think sometimes

 

[Briarmom]

Did you really say "hijack this"? Wait, is this a set up?

 

[Briarmom]

Well my Matt has been gone a month now and everytime my MIL called she liked to go on about how HER son was going to be killed and that he should have never joined the army. She also has to tell me how I should have had his baby by now or be pregnant now so his legacy will live on. After about 5x of this the umm witchy woman came on and I told here that if my Matt dies I won't need his kid b/c I'll have his insurance money. Haven't heard from here since.

You are my hero!

 

[kejoda]

Well my Matt has been gone a month now and everytime my MIL called she liked to go on about how HER son was going to be killed and that he should have never joined the army. She also has to tell me how I should have had his baby by now or be pregnant now so his legacy will live on. After about 5x of this the umm witchy woman came on and I told here that if my Matt dies I won't need his kid b/c I'll have his insurance money. Haven't heard from here since.

Good for you!!!! What a selfish one she is.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

He's Johnny Damon, cf, Red Sox.

Duh, I can't believe I didn't know that.

 

[helenabear]

LOL, just answered on another thread.

He's Johnny Damon, cf, Red Sox.

He's cute!!! Not a Sox fan, but I don't mind looking at him!

Well my Matt has been gone a month now and everytime my MIL called she liked to go on about how HER son was going to be killed and that he should have never joined the army. She also has to tell me how I should have had his baby by now or be pregnant now so his legacy will live on. After about 5x of this the umm witchy woman came on and I told here that if my Matt dies I won't need his kid b/c I'll have his insurance money. Haven't heard from here since.

You have guts!!!!! Nice come back!

 

[StaceyA]

LOL, just answered on another thread.

He's Johnny Damon, cf, Red Sox.

I knew who he was because he was on SNL, that is how I get all my news,...LOL

wasnt he the one that wasn't going to cut his hair till the sox won or something?

 

[Cantw8]

OK, let's go high-jack all over your arses... It's all good, we have permission what can I pour ya?

whoops, wrong pic

 

[Pam]

Pam steps into the thread with a bewildered look on her face.....

"Well, drat it all to Pigeon Hollow.... color me confused....."

Embarrassed she sucks her gut in once more (that Angelina Jolie black leather jumpsuit is very tight and confining!). She then strips the leather gloves from her hands and sheepishly reaches up and pulls off the black ski mask.

"That stinkin' Beccy! I thought she told to come over and we'd car-jack! Not hijack threads!!"

Ummmmmm... if any of you own a red Corvette, a black Stealth, purple Hummer, or a silver Cadillac -- do NOT panic.... I know where your cars are......

 

[lovemygoofy]

Pam steps into the thread with a bewildered look on her face.....

"Well, drat it all to Pigeon Hollow.... color me confused....."

Embarrassed she sucks her gut in once more (that Angelina Jolie black leather jumpsuit is very tight and confining!). She then strips the leather gloves from her hands and sheepishly reaches up and pulls off the black ski mask.

"That stinkin' Beccy! I thought she told to come over and we'd car-jack! Not hijack threads!!"

Ummmmmm... if any of you own a red Corvette, a black Stealth, purple Hummer, or a silver Cadillac -- do NOT panic.... I know where your cars are......

You better give me back my caddy! I had to paint it silver after stealing from a Mary Kay lady.

 

[helenabear]

Pam steps into the thread with a bewildered look on her face.....

"Well, drat it all to Pigeon Hollow.... color me confused....."

Embarrassed she sucks her gut in once more (that Angelina Jolie black leather jumpsuit is very tight and confining!). She then strips the leather gloves from her hands and sheepishly reaches up and pulls off the black ski mask.

"That stinkin' Beccy! I thought she told to come over and we'd car-jack! Not hijack threads!!"

Ummmmmm... if any of you own a red Corvette, a black Stealth, purple Hummer, or a silver Cadillac -- do NOT panic.... I know where your cars are......

Paaaaaam!!!!

*Lainey taps her foot impatiently*

What on earth did you do now???​

 

[SillyMe]

You better give me back my caddy! I had to paint it silver after stealing from a Mary Kay lady.

You stole my car?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Geez, I think that it's time for me to get my bottle of Windex!