squirk
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Disclaimer - I am NOT endorsing this idea. Just idly wondering how it would play out.
What do you suppose would happen if somebody tried to hide on the ship on disembarkation day with the intention of stowing away for a freebie second cruise? Granted, it's crazy because you'd have no stateroom to sleep in, no place to store your personal effects or clothing, and no valid KTTW card to use to make purchases or get off/on the ship at ports. Nonetheless, I am sure that more than one loon has tried this, thinking they'd stay on the ship the entire time, living out of a backpack, and trying to find secluded places in public areas to sleep.
Where would DCL/Customs/Port Authority/DHS nail you? My guess is the first flag would go up when the manifest identifies passengers who did not scan their KTTW card in the exit gangway. But would they start looking for you then, or would they (at least initially) chalk that up as a "fell between the cracks" thing where the person is presumed to be off the ship, but simply failed to swipe their card in the crowded rush through the gangway?
I assume the real alarm would start when there is a discrepancy between the manifest and Customs. Then the ship-wide search would take place with Port Authority police, Customs and Homeland Security involved?
The ships are so big with so many places to hide. Would they tear the ship apart, reviewing all camera footage looking for you? Could they use the longer-range RFID scanners to locate your KTTW card (assuming you did not ditch it)? Could the next sailing not embark until you are found? If (for the sake of argument) you somehow were able to pull this off, I don't see how you could get past Customs at the end of the second cruise.
If anyone has encountered a situation like this, I'd love to hear what happened.
What do you suppose would happen if somebody tried to hide on the ship on disembarkation day with the intention of stowing away for a freebie second cruise? Granted, it's crazy because you'd have no stateroom to sleep in, no place to store your personal effects or clothing, and no valid KTTW card to use to make purchases or get off/on the ship at ports. Nonetheless, I am sure that more than one loon has tried this, thinking they'd stay on the ship the entire time, living out of a backpack, and trying to find secluded places in public areas to sleep.
Where would DCL/Customs/Port Authority/DHS nail you? My guess is the first flag would go up when the manifest identifies passengers who did not scan their KTTW card in the exit gangway. But would they start looking for you then, or would they (at least initially) chalk that up as a "fell between the cracks" thing where the person is presumed to be off the ship, but simply failed to swipe their card in the crowded rush through the gangway?
I assume the real alarm would start when there is a discrepancy between the manifest and Customs. Then the ship-wide search would take place with Port Authority police, Customs and Homeland Security involved?
The ships are so big with so many places to hide. Would they tear the ship apart, reviewing all camera footage looking for you? Could they use the longer-range RFID scanners to locate your KTTW card (assuming you did not ditch it)? Could the next sailing not embark until you are found? If (for the sake of argument) you somehow were able to pull this off, I don't see how you could get past Customs at the end of the second cruise.
If anyone has encountered a situation like this, I'd love to hear what happened.


