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The following quotes were taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians.........
By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
The patient has been depressed ever since she started seeing me in 1983.
Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his plane ran out of gas and crashed.
She is numb from her toes down.
Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
When she fainted her eyes rolled around the room.
( I hope none of our friends in the medical field take offense)
By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
The patient has been depressed ever since she started seeing me in 1983.
Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his plane ran out of gas and crashed.
She is numb from her toes down.
Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
When she fainted her eyes rolled around the room.
( I hope none of our friends in the medical field take offense)
Thanks for the laugh, Kathi!
