Help!

[ccudmore]

When determining the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, it is important to first determine whether it's an unladen African or European swallow.

 

[Robo]

Then, the Skipper said:

And now,
the reason you came;
the most spectacular site you'll see all day.
ladies and gentlemen,
a true wonder of the world!
a splendiferous sight of epic proportions!
a once in a lifetime opportunity!
ladies and gentlemen!
today's the day,
never again!
never before!
ladies and gentlemen!
get your cameras up!
get your children up!
because you won't see this anywhere else in the world today!
ladies and gentlemen,
I give you,
without further ado,
the much heralded!
the much anticipated!
the much awaited!
the much sought after!
the much talked about!
the much ballyhooed!
the pinacle of sight and sound that's unparalelled and unprecedented by anything else in the world today!
ladies and gentlemen!
I give you,
the pinacle of your Disneyland experience!
the crescendo of your Disneyland day!
ladies and gentlemen,
a sight that's unrivalled by anything else in the world today!
ladies and gentlemen,
you've searched the ends of the earth!
the corners of the globe!
the edges of the universe!
ladies and gentlemen,
the sole reason you came to Disneyland!
it's amazing!
incredible!
astounding!
fascinating!
ladies and gentlemen,
the highlight of the cruise!
ladies and gentlemen,
the sight that you'll be telling your grandchildren about for generations!
ladies and gentlemen,


the backside of water!

 

[twokids0204]

I know this seems unrelated (even to this thread)... but give it a complete watch through.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWS6qyy7bw

Oh, and to convert celcius to farenheit:
Multiply by 1.8 and then add 32.



Robo...

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?

 

[Wall-E1]

I know this seems unrelated (even to this thread)... but give it a complete watch through.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWS6qyy7bw

Oh, and to convert celcius to farenheit:
Multiply by 1.8 and then add 32.



Robo...

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?

That video reminds me of that one episode of Sex and the City - the one where Carrie gets that pair of Manolo high heels. Very interesting. I would also be curios to know exactly how the creme is inserted into twinkies.

 

[TLinden16]

I'm going to move this over to the community board.

 

[laurie31]

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

[chartle]

This thread is getting a little off track. So I'm going to have to bring it back to reality.

How to do percentages.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percentages

Now please keep this thread on topic.

Don't make me come back there.

 

[Starbrite]

I'm going to move this over to the community board.

Please - take it back to where ever it came from. I don't understand a word of it

 

[Handbag Lady]

When linking two or more ADR stages via ISDN, one must first determine that each has the same ISDN box. If not, a bridge will need to be established.

 

[Liberty Belle]

November is the 11th month of the year. It got its name from the Latin "novem" a prefix meaning "nine" (it was the 9th month of the Roman calendar).

 

[Piglets Mommy]

 

[AshleyW]

If you were to wash and dry one load of laundry every day for 52 years, you'd clean as much as the folks at Walt Disney Laundry do in a single day. The CM's launder an average of 285,000 pounds each day. In addition, between 30,000 and 32,000 garments are dry-cleaned daily.

 

[love2disney]

The maximum prize one could earn on a single day of Jeopardy! is $566,400.

 

[DVC Sadie]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I need the answer ASAP, TIA.

 

[joyjoy]

If a train leaves Cleveland at 10 a.m. travelling at 80 MPH and another train leaves Cincinatti at 9 a.m travelling at 75 MPH, at what time will the trains meet in Columbus?

 

[Liberty Belle]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I need the answer ASAP, TIA.

Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood.

 

[AshleyW]

Opera composers would sometimes hire a group of people to cheer their works or boo the works of their rivals. This group was called a claque (clapping) and was common at European opera performances.

 

[Magic Mom]

I like cheese. My favorite is swiss.

Do you like your swiss cocoa with or wothout marshmallows?

 

[Bob NC]

I've got my pet goldfish in my pocket.....

He's asleep.....

His eyes are closed.....

 

[love2disney]

U sure both his eyes r closed?