Help!

[AshleyW]

Do you like your swiss cocoa with or wothout marshmallows?

No, you can't use your refillable mug from last year's trip on your next one... unless you don't tell anyone, I mean really.. who would know?

 

[love2disney]

No, you can't use your refillable mug from last year's trip on your next one... unless you don't tell anyone, I mean really.. who would know?

but wouldnt ur parole office arrest you for lying?

 

[momtolots]

Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood.

Is a unit the same as a cord? and is that a face cord or a full cord? I need to know as DH is outside piling the wood as we speak

 

[Magic Mom]

Is a unit the same as a cord? and is that a face cord or a full cord? I need to know as DH is outside piling the wood as we speak

I could only ever play 1 cord on the guitar, but I bought some cord at Lowes to stake up new trees so it's all good.

 

[twokids0204]

I could only ever play 1 cord on the guitar, but I bought some cord at Lowes to stake up new trees so it's all good.

I can use a good steak right now...

I live in Canada, and have never seen Le'Cellier anywhere except at Epcot.

Why is it a penny for your thought, but you have to put your two cents in? Someones making a penny.

 

[Liberty Belle]

Is a unit the same as a cord? and is that a face cord or a full cord? I need to know as DH is outside piling the wood as we speak

Unless your DH is a woodchuck, madam, you must use a different formula.

 

[twokids0204]

I have another question...

If I trade a game at a place like Gamestop, and I get $15.00, but they take off a 10% for a cash trade. What would $15.00 - 10% be? I am thinking I would probaby get $10.00 or maybe just a Fastpass for Test Track and a Grey Goose Slushie?

 

[AshleyW]

I have another question...

If I trade a game at a place like Gamestop, and I get $15.00, but they take off a 10% for a cash trade. What would $15.00 - 10% be? I am thinking I would probaby get $10.00 or maybe just a Fastpass for Test Track and a Grey Goose Slushie?

I'd take the Grey Goose Slushie if I were you!

 

[DVC Sadie]

Unless your DH is a woodchuck, madam, you must use a different formula.

What is the formula because my last husband was definitely a woodchuck and I guess that's why the marriage didn't last. That and the fact those chuck marks hurt. I DIDN'T know the formula.

Now if the White Collar guy was doing the woodchucking I'd just let him woodchuck me to his hearts content. OOh baby, I could eat him with a spoon.

 

[irishbosoxfan]

Ok I have a question.

3 guys split a hotel room costing $30 for a night so they each chip in $10. After they leave the counter the clerk realizes the room was supposed to be discounted to $25 so he hands $5 in ones to the janitor and asks him to bring it to the guys room. On his way up the janitor gets to thinking why give all the money to the guys so he pockets $2 and gives them $3.

Here's my question--

Once they each receive their $1 back they have now paid $9 each for the room.

9x3=27 then add the $2 the janitor stole and the total is $29

Where'd the other $1 go?

 

[tnkr_bell]

Ok I have a question.

3 guys split a hotel room costing $30 for a night so they each chip in $10. After they leave the counter the clerk realizes the room was supposed to be discounted to $25 so he hands $5 in ones to the janitor and asks him to bring it to the guys room. On his way up the janitor gets to thinking why give all the money to the guys so he pockets $2 and gives them $3.

Here's my question--

Once they each receive their $1 back they have now paid $9 each for the room.

9x3=27 then add the $2 the janitor stole and the total is $29

Where'd the other $1 go?

Did they pay cash or credit. If they paid with a credit card then the other dollar went to the credit card company.

 

[AshleyW]

Ok I have a question.

3 guys split a hotel room costing $30 for a night so they each chip in $10. After they leave the counter the clerk realizes the room was supposed to be discounted to $25 so he hands $5 in ones to the janitor and asks him to bring it to the guys room. On his way up the janitor gets to thinking why give all the money to the guys so he pockets $2 and gives them $3.

Here's my question--

Once they each receive their $1 back they have now paid $9 each for the room.

9x3=27 then add the $2 the janitor stole and the total is $29

Where'd the other $1 go?

They didn't each pay $9 for the room. The $27 is $25 for the room + $2 that the janitor stole.

You still haven't added the $3 they have in their pockets.

$27 + $3 = $30

 

[nskjerven]

In a few minutes I'm going to a girl scout halloween party, they are bringing cheerios, whip cream, chocolate pudding, donuts, gummy worms. Do I have to stay in the same room as my scouts?

 

[binny]

Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood.

BRAVO!!!!!!!

 

[binny]

may the force be with you

 

[tnkr_bell]

I have a really great and easy corn bread recipe...

1 box Jiffy Cake Mix
1 box Jiffy Corn Bread Mix
2 Eggs
1 cup of milk

Mix together and bake at 350 for 30-40 mins.

Yummy!!!

 

[WDWBarb]

I like grapes.

 

[Anne MN]

I have a great recipe for cupcakes-

get in vehicle at
go to store
buy cupcakes

go back home

 

[Anne MN]

In a few minutes I'm going to a girl scout halloween party, they are bringing cheerios, whip cream, chocolate pudding, donuts, gummy worms. Do I have to stay in the same room as my scouts?

NO!!!!

you only have to keep looking in from the doorway to make sure they are not comotose from the sugar

 

[laurie31]

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?


Why do we have feet that smell and noses that run?



If a man speaks in a forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?