I love CBR. I stayed there in 1990 and again this past May.
Let me be fair and say that, in my opinion, it's nothing like the Caribbean. But CBR is beautiful. The setting is tranquil yet fun. Colorful but not tacky.
I loved it so much that when I took my first trip to the actual Caribbean, less than a year after my 1990 stay at CBR, I was actually disappointed that the real Caribbean looked different than CBR -- I liked the look of CBR better!
Some people complain about the sprawling size of CBR. I guess I've been lucky. In 1990 my room was in Aruba (by just plain dumb luck), which is across the lake (via bridge) from Old Port Royale, the location of the main pool, food court, shops, sit-down restaurant, etc. In May, I paid extra for "preferred location" (meaning the buildings nearest OPR) because we had 2 pre-schoolers as well as 2 out-of-shape in-laws who love to complain.
A lot of people say Jamaica is the village to request (to be close to OPR) if you don't want to pay extra for preferred location. I never understood why alomost everyone says Jamaica and almost no one says Aruba. The bridge that crosses the lake (to get to OPR) ends right at the dividing line between Jamaica and Aruba. Seems about equal to me. Trinidad South is fairly secluded and is the farthest village from OPR.
The food court food stalls are by no means gourmet, but are definitely a cut above fast food.
Each "village" has its own pool, plus there's the huge main pool at OPR. The village pools, called "quiet pools," are fairly large themselves.
At night, you can see some of Epcot's IllumiNations fireworks from several spots in CBR. I spied them by accident while I was in the Trinidad North pool one night.
The Custom House is the first building you'll go to when you arrive. This stand-alone building is the hotel "lobby" and has the front desk, guest services, etc. If you're the type of person who feels the need to physically visit the front desk or guest services every day (for some strange reason I don't think I'll ever figure out), then you'll want to request a room in Barbados, the closest village to the Custom House.
CBR seems to me to be fairly centrally located within WDW, which makes transportation pretty convenient.
CBR advertises it has beaches; there are beaches at each village. They're not "real beaches" in that you can't bathe in the lake waters. The beaches are nice to look at, and have wonderful hammocks to spend some lazy time napping in, but they're not like real beaches. I live at the beach. I love the beach. Those things aren't beaches.
But I love CBR. The resort isn't like the Caribbean. The beaches aren't like beaches. But if you just take CBR for itself and don't compare it to anything, it's a wonderful place to spend time with your honey or with your family. I really, really love it there.
-- Eric
