"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya...

[cm8]

are you living or existing - the family that preys

call the po po ho@- dairy of a mad black woman

my memory is very long ms Hillary - beaches

just let me go nelson, walk away- sweet november

he's my bodyguard- the bodyguard

what color were her eyes- nights in rodanthe

i'll play for your heart - in love and basketball

 

[starrzone]

"And why is the carpet wet, TODD?"

"I don't know, MARGO!"

~National Lampoons' Christmas Vacation

 

[2cats1kid]

"These aren't the droids you're looking for." (Star Wars ep 4)

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" (Star Wars ep 4)

"I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else." (Wednesday Addams going to a fancy dress party in The Addams Family)

"I'm going to bed before you get us all killed. Or worse, expelled." (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)

 

[entropy63]

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age

Wooderson:Man, it's the same bs they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.


Dazed and Confused.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Open the pod bay doors hal.


I'm sorry dave, I can't do that.

 

[klacey1]

"Says you" from Who's Harry Crumb?
Short, but the WAY he says it just puts me in stitches.
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place" from Monty Python's The Holy Grail

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

"Are you now? or have you ever been?" auto-confessional--THX1138

 

[jsmith]

"I'll have what she's having' When Harry met Sally

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

"What kind of engine have they got in that thing?"

"that not an engine, thats my car"

- One Crazy Summer

 

[Kimberly]

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious ****." - Doc Brown, Back to the Future

"Sweep the leg." - Cobra Kai Sensei, The Karate Kid

"Skis huh? They yours? Both of 'em?" - Harry, Dumb and Dumber

 

[bunkkinsmom]

"galaxy quest":

Ohhhh, thats not right!

bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I love that flick!!!!!

 

[bunkkinsmom]

Raising Arizona: Convict: Do these balloons blow up into those funny shapes?
Cashier: Not unless you think round is funny.

I will have a Raising Arizona in my list as well!

 

[bunkkinsmom]

I know this is perhaps a bit sacrilegious, but I've always found the line funny - and Alan Rickman's delivery was perfect.

Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.

Alan Rickman as Metatron in Kevin Smith's "Dogma"

"I don't believe in Voodoo! But I do believe in this............."
Matt Damon in Dogma. Brilliant movie!!

 

[camsmomE]

"Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass..."

 

[Kimberly]

"Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass..."

OMG, one of my faves!

 

[camsmomE]

OMG, one of my faves!

I have WAY too many fav quotes from that movie!

 

[bunkkinsmom]

Naw not that mother scratcher, Bill Parker - Raising Arizona

A Jew? Here? - Robin Hood Men In Tights

Did you just say it turned inside out? Yes, and it exploded! Galaxy Quest

Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt. - Reservoir Dogs

 

[LiberalPrincess]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

Maybe my favorite movie quote of all time.

 

[tchrchgo]

When Harry Met Sally: "I'll have what she's having."

Silence of the Lambs (last scene when Hannibal spots his old prison warden): "I have to go. I'm having an old friend for dinner."

Runaway Bride (bride has jumped on a UPS truck to escape the wedding):
Rita Wilson: "Where do you think she's going?"
Hector Elizondo: "Wherever it is, she'll be there by 10:30 tomorrow"

 

[Carl Fredricksen]

"The Dude abides"

The Big Lebowski