"And one and two and twirlie twirlie twirlie! And one and two and you're still getting it wrong! And one and two and three and four you can hit me all day cause you punch like a... what?"
From A Knight's Tale
"It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you."
From The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Seriously, who would make this **** up?"
From Stargate: Continuum
"Well... it's *not* a pry bar."
From The Road to El Dorado
"Rap... metal... rap... metal... And Whitney Houston."
From Empire Records
"You boys better get dressed faster 'cause I been up here alone for almost 30 years now."
From Without a Paddle
"Love. You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her home."
"Half of writing history is hiding the truth."
"This record here's about twelve years old. Parliament buried it and it stayed buried until River here dug it up. This is what they were afraid she knew. And they were right to fear. There's a universe of folk who're gonna know it, too. Someone *has to* speak for these people. Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave."
From Serenity
"Hello. We're teachers on sabbatical and we've just won the lottery."
From Quantum of Solace
"Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said ---- so much."
"You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." This is *** and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble."
"Wow, I feel sore. I mean physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950's."
From Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
"Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"
From The Dark Knight
"Each breath you take is a sin. No shadow will be safe again, for you will be hunted by angels."
From The DaVinci Code
"Still a little on-edge from being shot at but I'll be fine, thanks for asking."
From National Treasure
"For as long as we can ride it. There ain't no reins on this one."
From Brokeback Mountain
"Better were the days when mastery of seas came not from bargains struck with eldritch creatures... but from the sweat of a man's brow and the strength of his back alone. You all know this to be true!"
From Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
