Have you guys seen this? Chuck Norris....

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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

 

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When Chuck Norris falls in water he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

 

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Some of my favorites.

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris does a push-up he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

He was on Fox & Friends one morning going through a book and picking out his personal favorites, he really got a kick out of some of them (no chuck norris pun intended ).