Has anyone ever actually wished....

[Cantw8]

...that they were an Oscar Mayer Weiner?

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i were an oscar mayer weiner
everyone would be in love
oh everyone would be in love
everyone would be in love with me

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

I don't, because everyone's already in love with me.

 

[VanniGirl]

No, I can't say that I have But I guess it could be interesting....

 

[spacemountain]

I never really thought about it. I guess it would be nice... until you got eaten!

 

[CyanFey]

Oh nooo...Where I come from, being called a weiner isn't a good thing!

 

[Cantw8]

I never really thought about it. I guess it would be nice... until you got eaten!

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Just think you would be the all american food. Sort of like Apple pie. Food of choice at the ball parks.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Dont' make my ponder such things this early in the morning

 

[pixiemomma]

I highly doubt it.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Dont' make my ponder such things this early in the morning

I love that smilie.

 

[robinb]

No, but I would love to drive one of these! I saw one yesterday . I live in Madison, the headquarters of Oscar Mayer. ETA: The WI licence plate was "YUMMY".

 

[POB14]

Nope.

I have, of course, wished that I was a Dole banana. And a Lender's bagel, egg, with cream cheese. Then there was that one time I wished I was a Krakus Polish ham, but I took a couple of aspirins and a nap and the feeling went away. Right now I wish I was two pounds and five ounces of really good Italian beef.

But a hot dog? Of course not. That would be silly.

ETA: Yeah. The Weinermobile. Want that, want it bad. There was a contest one time to get to drive it for a week or something. Had the following conversation with DW:

DW: You can win WHAT now?
Me: I could drive the Weinermobile for a week.
DW: You mean that car that looks like a hot dog?
Me: Well, yeah, the Weinermobile.
DW: Why?
Me: Well, so I could drive the Weinermobile, and everybody would see me driving the Weinermobile.
DW: Why?
Me: Hon, it's . . . the . . . Weinermobile!

I didn't win. The argument or the Weinermobile.

 

[Cantw8]

Nope.

I have, of course, wished that I was a Dole banana. And a Lender's bagel, egg, with cream cheese. Then there was that one time I wished I was a Krakus Polish ham, but I took a couple of aspirins and a nap and the feeling went away. Right now I wish I was two pounds and five ounces of really good Italian beef.

But a hot dog? Of course not. That would be silly.

ETA: Yeah. The Weinermobile. Want that, want it bad. There was a contest one time to get to drive it for a week or something. Had the following conversation with DW:

DW: You can win WHAT now?
Me: I could drive the Weinermobile for a week.
DW: You mean that car that looks like a hot dog?
Me: Well, yeah, the Weinermobile.
DW: Why?
Me: Well, so I could drive the Weinermobile, and everybody would see me driving the Weinermobile.
DW: Why?
Me: Hon, it's . . . the . . . Weinermobile!

I didn't win. The argument or the Weinermobile.

you're a nut....I like that

 

[trappednabox]

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Nope.

I have, of course, wished that I was a Dole banana. And a Lender's bagel, egg, with cream cheese. Then there was that one time I wished I was a Krakus Polish ham, but I took a couple of aspirins and a nap and the feeling went away. Right now I wish I was two pounds and five ounces of really good Italian beef.

But a hot dog? Of course not. That would be silly.

ETA: Yeah. The Weinermobile. Want that, want it bad. There was a contest one time to get to drive it for a week or something. Had the following conversation with DW:

DW: You can win WHAT now?
Me: I could drive the Weinermobile for a week.
DW: You mean that car that looks like a hot dog?
Me: Well, yeah, the Weinermobile.
DW: Why?
Me: Well, so I could drive the Weinermobile, and everybody would see me driving the Weinermobile.
DW: Why?
Me: Hon, it's . . . the . . . Weinermobile!

I didn't win. The argument or the Weinermobile.

 

[robinb]

ETA: Yeah. The Weinermobile. Want that, want it bad. There was a contest one time to get to drive it for a week or something.

The year we were married Oscar Mayer donated a day in the Weinermobile as a prize to some charity auction. I was all over bidding on it for my wedding, but my Hubby-to-be nixed the idea. We ended up with a horse and carriage (our reception was less than a mile from where we were married) but I still imagine myself riding around in the Weinermobile in my wedding dress like a hot-dog Princess. *sigh*

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

The year we were married Oscar Mayer donated a day in the Weinermobile as a prize to some charity auction. I was all over bidding on it for my wedding, but my Hubby-to-be nixed the idea. We ended up with a horse and carriage (our reception was less than a mile from where we were married) but I still imagine myself riding around in the Weinermobile in my wedding dress like a hot-dog Princess. *sigh*

hot-dog Princess!

 

[Living with the Land]

Thanks for making me smile on a really bad day!

Holly

 

[POB14]

The year we were married Oscar Mayer donated a day in the Weinermobile as a prize to some charity auction. I was all over bidding on it for my wedding, but my Hubby-to-be nixed the idea. We ended up with a horse and carriage (our reception was less than a mile from where we were married) but I still imagine myself riding around in the Weinermobile in my wedding dress like a hot-dog Princess. *sigh*

Obviously you should have immediately dumped the tasteless philistine.

Although, in his defense, perhaps he thought the Weinermobile would . . . uh . . . raise expectations for that night that he would be unable to live up to?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Obviously you should have immediately dumped the tasteless philistine.

Although, in his defense, perhaps he thought the Weinermobile would . . . uh . . . raise expectations for that night that he would be unable to live up to?