Jake: Arg!
Haley: What's wrong with your voice Jake?
Jake: Arg! I just got me' new job, arg!
Haley: Yes, yes, and I'm awaiting my new Disney Issued pixie wings as well. But what's that on your shoulder?
Jake: Arg! That's my parrot! A Norwegian Blue, beautiful bird!
Haley: Hmmm. I hate to say this Jake, but I think your parrot is dead.
Jake: No, no, 'e's uh not dead,...he's resting.
Haley: Look, Jake, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Jake: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Haley: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Jake: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Haley: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the parrot) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...
(Jake starts doing the VMK dance)
Jake: There, he moved!
Haley: No, he didn't, that was you doin' the VMK dance!
Jake: I never!!
Haley: Yes, you did!
Jake: I never, never did anything...
Haley: (yelling at the parrot repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Haley smacks bird on side of head. Bird flops over, smacks into jakes head and bounces back)
Haley: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Jake: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Haley : STUNNED?!?
Jake: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Haley: Um...now look...now look, Jake, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased. 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't stapled 'im to your should'r 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
Jake: (quietly) ....well...D'you wanna go play Toon Town?
Haley: Yea, all right. Sure.
