Haley and Jake!!!

[whs_singingrose]

All of a sudden I'm having a flashback to the first episode of "the chronicles of sara jane" on Sci Fi.

Ginny

so I wasn't the only one?

 

[TinkPinkPoem]

This entire thread is very funny.

But you know what is the most annoying thing those two will say?

When vmk will close and the vast majority of us will be at least heartbroken,I am sure both of them will still be on the home page and Jake will ask Haley why he can't log in anymore!!

Oh and Haley will answer by saying something along the lines of vmk being a promotion!!

 

[Yankeegal5]

yeah
Jake: Haley my log in button isn't working.
Haley: because VMK ended u dumbo jake it was just a promotion for the 50th anniversary.
Jake: oh thx haley i guess were out of a job
Haley: No now were gonna go bug the people on club penguin!

 

[Jasonbobdude]

yeah
Jake: Haley my log in button isn't working.
Haley: because VMK ended u dumbo jake it was just a promotion for the 50th anniversary.
Jake: oh thx haley i guess were out of a job
Haley: No now were gonna go bug the people on club penguin!

And Jake and Haley suddenly turned into chubby, genderless penguins.

- voip -

 

[Yankeegal5]

lol i could see them as penguins now and be like
Haleymg jake did u find the new pin in the cove
Jake: No im to dumbo to find it have u been to the dojo
Haley: jake im too cool for the dojo

 

[TinkPinkPoem]

I bet Haley-penguin will be the first penguin with pigtails.

 

[whs_singingrose]

I bet Haley-penguin will be the first penguin with pigtails.

and with an ego bigger than her penguin suit.

 

[Yankeegal5]

and with an ego bigger than her penguin suit.

lol she would have like a club pengin shirt like her vmk shirt
did u ever realize even though haley and jake are on the main page they dont have any rare clothing? or hats?

 

[TinkPinkPoem]

On their next workplace...

Jake-penguin:Haley, are we penguins now?! What happened to..
Haley-penguin: Uh Jake I told you. It was just a promotion. We (well I) were destined for great things. Great penguin things.
Jake-penguin:Um, Haley, I don't feel as good being a penguin.
Haley-penguin:Stop complaining and get back to your questions! Make me look smart again! You are the dumbo one remember?!

 

[Yankeegal5]

Jake:Haley i miss credits i dont like the coins and i hate these pizza and flying and fishing games and i cant eat anymore fish.
Haley: Jake thats it u are so dumbo i dont care what u want thats it your fired
Jake: I thought wat we had was special!
Haley:Iwant the page to myself leave
Jake: Fine im going to toontown!

 

[mikeyandscoobyx2]

how about..

Haley: That was a good idea to use your head as a bashing weapon to get through the angry mob to our car.
Jake: siodhhsf,n9ceytt4?
Haley: Don't worry. I think we lost them.
Jake: (recovering from the head bashing) I could've had a V8.
Haley: What's that noise coming from the side of our car?
Jake: Here i'll check! (Jake looks to find out what happened only to find he gets his head cut off by a stop sign)
Haley: Safety Hurts! At least I can run my own show now!

 

[gdulaney]

What if they end up on Pirates instead of Club Penguin??

Ginny

 

[Disney Dreams]

What did I start?

 

[TinkPinkPoem]

What did I start?

An outburst of creatively expressing our concerns for the future of Haley&Jake.

 

[Jasonbobdude]

An outburst of creatively expressing our concerns for the future of Haley&Jake.

Heck, we have no "concerns" about their futures, we are laughing at their pain!

Haley: 'kay im like a penguin now, how do i tell what gender i am
Jake: im not sure what you mean by gender
Haley: i sure do miss vmk when we got to have genders
Jake: its simpler this way...
Haley: complicated things like that always did hurt your tiny mind, jake
Jake: wut were we talkin about again?

 

[TinkPinkPoem]

What if they end up on Pirates instead of Club Penguin??

Ginny

Ok I think Haley is too cool for POTCO. She can't boss all those pirates, can she? Oh and Jake will not be able to process all the pirate talk. As Haley will be busy trying to boss around all those pirates, poor Jake will be helpless. I see him into a million digital pieces after one try.

Heck, we have no "concerns" about their futures, we are laughing at their pain!

It was meant to be sarcastic. Hence the .

 

[NedsTJ]

Jake: Arg!
Haley: What's wrong with your voice Jake?
Jake: Arg! I just got me' new job, arg!
Haley: Yes, yes, and I'm awaiting my new Disney Issued pixie wings as well. But what's that on your shoulder?
Jake: Arg! That's my parrot! A Norwegian Blue, beautiful bird!
Haley: Hmmm. I hate to say this Jake, but I think your parrot is dead.
Jake: No, no, 'e's uh not dead,...he's resting.
Haley: Look, Jake, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Jake: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Haley: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Jake: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Haley: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the parrot) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...
(Jake starts doing the VMK dance)
Jake: There, he moved!
Haley: No, he didn't, that was you doin' the VMK dance!
Jake: I never!!
Haley: Yes, you did!
Jake: I never, never did anything...
Haley: (yelling at the parrot repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Haley smacks bird on side of head. Bird flops over, smacks into jakes head and bounces back)

Haley: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.

Jake: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

Haley : STUNNED?!?

Jake: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.

Haley: Um...now look...now look, Jake, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased. 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't stapled 'im to your should'r 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Jake: (quietly) ....well...D'you wanna go play Toon Town?
Haley: Yea, all right. Sure.

 

[gdulaney]

Unfortunately I can only hear "arg" in Aengus' New England accent... and that takes the whole conversation to a new level!!!!

Ginny

 

[Amber_Kait]

LOL!!!!
you guys are seriously great. these little things your making of haley and jake, this is really getting some laughs out of me
thanks guys.

 

[gdulaney]

Amber_Kait --
It seriously feels good to laugh after the last couple of weeks.


Ginny