Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
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Okay before we begin and make fun of everybody, let me start by saying I have been to every kind of New Years party there is. Last night was the best one of my entire life and the people I was with made it ten times more memorable, I love you all and thank you for having me there.
Now whoever took my ELP Spinner just return this Friday, and no questions asked. Now lets have some fun.
Well it was me that is Raul, I sat next to the wife Donna, and Ruthie, and then you had Mathew, Lauri, Cynthia, Dom, Kathryn, and Gary. We were at the Rose and Crown in the UK. It was 10:50 pm and the temperature was a chilly 35 degrees. Not bad for Florida.
It all started when Charlie our waitress said let me bring you some nibbles, and I thought she said nibbles with ps rather than bs, and I was all for her bringing them out. Gosh I thought you gotta love the British, Well alright lets start the new year off right, bring out the (you know the word) I yelled. Well Ruthie hit me, and Cynthia left the room since she was choking, but yelled thats it hes out of the Caballeros, and Charlie the waitress ran away holding up her hands up in the air, and yelling thats it I cant handle that one on the end. Lauri Mathew just stared at each other mouths open saying did he just the N word. They were both at a loss they wanted to moderate, but could not find a keyboard or a mouse.
Mathew told me the next day that Lauri felt she had to do something so she went online and moderated a post I had done 6 months ago.
Then Lauri got cold and made Mathew turn up heat lamp the restaurant provided for us next to our outside table, to next highest setting which was tourist broiler inferno plus two degrees, as the temperature reached 102 degrees I felt comfortable and at peace with the world since summer was back. (Can you believe this, we are in Florida and we had to use upright standing heaters to warm the place up)
The waitress returned and refused to talk to me, kept calling me a naughty boy or something like that, and then she said I deserved a spanking Before I could even open my mouth all the women are our table yelled out NOOOOOO!!!! All I could do was close my mouth and say WHAATTT!!!.
Then Ruthie went into pin withdrawal (Ex small fish will tend to this when first removed from their little safe environment) and started to shake, we kept showing her pin books but since she had already seem them she just kept yelling been there done that, she then got really figidity and started to throw sugar packs at Gary , Kathryn yelled oh my gosh shes loosing it, quick Ed give her your lanyard.
I put my lanyard on her and she settled right down, she kept spinning my Main street electrical parade spinner It was kinda creepy though it was like that scene in the Cain Mutiny where Bogart kept spinning the marbles in his hand. ahhhhh but the strawberry see that where I had them, I knew there was a second key
Some small fishes leave the pond bypass the lake swim across the ocean and loose it in England. Not our Ruthie AKA Shark hunter trade with me, or die. She rocks and bites sharks for fun.
Then the fireworks began Disney really did outdo themselves this year, the fireworks were so intense and the booms shook the place so hard that two Taliban soldiers hiding under the restaurant came up and surrendered at our table. Since they had no lanyards on them we just turned them over to the headwaiter.
Then both Lauri and Cynthia made the comment well poor Jazzy Jeff all he gets to do is watch a giant tortilla drop into a bowl of salsa at midnight, and the hooting and hollering started (sorry Jeff not my fault this time)
Lauri was now warm enough, and we all had awesome tans, so Mathew lowered the heat to the tourist simmer lava rock welder level. Lauri so did the enjoy the fireworks so much every time one would go off she would scream Woo hoo Whos your daddy huh
Illuminations was awesome followed by a solid minute of non-stop fireworks, we were so close we could see everything down to the rocket launcher shooting up the rockets directly at us HELLLLOOO!!!!
At midnight and 2 seconds the first pin trade of the New Year was made Yes it was made between Donna, and myself, the trade an LE1000 for a rack pin. Im not worried I know where she live and will trade it back tonight as she sleeps.
Now Dom hes the quiet one, Dom sat in the end of the table quiet at first until they handed out the party horns, then Dom and the kid at the other table got into dueling party horns Dom won, but he kept drinking lemonade, which was okay until we left the restaurant, and on our way back to the car he had to hit every restroom between the UK and parking lot. At one point Cynthia was found yelling into a mens room thats it Dom no more lemonade for you ever.
Kathryn then ordered a to go box which was strange because she wanted 5 to go boxes and they all had the 100 years celebration design on them but she had no food left over and kept smiling and whispering this little song
Im gonna sell you on ebay do da do da. A special 100 years lunch carrrrying tray all the do da day.
And finally Mathew pulled me over to one side and said I was gonna do this later, but Jeff sent this pin with me to trade with you its a very limited pin, very rare it was a diamondback pin shaped like the letter A.
Jeff I know you wanted an LE of 1000 or less for your pin, but the most I could come up with was an LE5000 Electrical Light parade spinner, Mathew scoffed at the pin and refused to trade.
All good things must come an end so as we were walking out of the parks, we were all discussing what to do in the morning sleep in was the consensus, just then my cell phone rings. Can it be yes LE2000 beauty and the beast pin being released in the morning wristbands being handed out at 7:00am, but its 2:00am now, whats the point of going home. So we all gathered in a circle started a small fire using old discarded pin cards, and sang pin songs until 7:00am.
Disclaimer:
I am toooo darned tired to fix this post, any misspellings or errors are a figment of your imagination Note Figment is a trademark of Disney used here with expressed permission of Judy Sue and Mike and friends of figment forever. The events may or may not have happened you all know me I seldom exaggerate. Adam West was and will be Batman forever. I do not flirt (much) and if I do its all in the name of science.
Now whoever took my ELP Spinner just return this Friday, and no questions asked. Now lets have some fun.
Well it was me that is Raul, I sat next to the wife Donna, and Ruthie, and then you had Mathew, Lauri, Cynthia, Dom, Kathryn, and Gary. We were at the Rose and Crown in the UK. It was 10:50 pm and the temperature was a chilly 35 degrees. Not bad for Florida.
It all started when Charlie our waitress said let me bring you some nibbles, and I thought she said nibbles with ps rather than bs, and I was all for her bringing them out. Gosh I thought you gotta love the British, Well alright lets start the new year off right, bring out the (you know the word) I yelled. Well Ruthie hit me, and Cynthia left the room since she was choking, but yelled thats it hes out of the Caballeros, and Charlie the waitress ran away holding up her hands up in the air, and yelling thats it I cant handle that one on the end. Lauri Mathew just stared at each other mouths open saying did he just the N word. They were both at a loss they wanted to moderate, but could not find a keyboard or a mouse.
Mathew told me the next day that Lauri felt she had to do something so she went online and moderated a post I had done 6 months ago.
Then Lauri got cold and made Mathew turn up heat lamp the restaurant provided for us next to our outside table, to next highest setting which was tourist broiler inferno plus two degrees, as the temperature reached 102 degrees I felt comfortable and at peace with the world since summer was back. (Can you believe this, we are in Florida and we had to use upright standing heaters to warm the place up)
The waitress returned and refused to talk to me, kept calling me a naughty boy or something like that, and then she said I deserved a spanking Before I could even open my mouth all the women are our table yelled out NOOOOOO!!!! All I could do was close my mouth and say WHAATTT!!!.
Then Ruthie went into pin withdrawal (Ex small fish will tend to this when first removed from their little safe environment) and started to shake, we kept showing her pin books but since she had already seem them she just kept yelling been there done that, she then got really figidity and started to throw sugar packs at Gary , Kathryn yelled oh my gosh shes loosing it, quick Ed give her your lanyard.
I put my lanyard on her and she settled right down, she kept spinning my Main street electrical parade spinner It was kinda creepy though it was like that scene in the Cain Mutiny where Bogart kept spinning the marbles in his hand. ahhhhh but the strawberry see that where I had them, I knew there was a second key
Some small fishes leave the pond bypass the lake swim across the ocean and loose it in England. Not our Ruthie AKA Shark hunter trade with me, or die. She rocks and bites sharks for fun.
Then the fireworks began Disney really did outdo themselves this year, the fireworks were so intense and the booms shook the place so hard that two Taliban soldiers hiding under the restaurant came up and surrendered at our table. Since they had no lanyards on them we just turned them over to the headwaiter.
Then both Lauri and Cynthia made the comment well poor Jazzy Jeff all he gets to do is watch a giant tortilla drop into a bowl of salsa at midnight, and the hooting and hollering started (sorry Jeff not my fault this time)
Lauri was now warm enough, and we all had awesome tans, so Mathew lowered the heat to the tourist simmer lava rock welder level. Lauri so did the enjoy the fireworks so much every time one would go off she would scream Woo hoo Whos your daddy huh
Illuminations was awesome followed by a solid minute of non-stop fireworks, we were so close we could see everything down to the rocket launcher shooting up the rockets directly at us HELLLLOOO!!!!
At midnight and 2 seconds the first pin trade of the New Year was made Yes it was made between Donna, and myself, the trade an LE1000 for a rack pin. Im not worried I know where she live and will trade it back tonight as she sleeps.
Now Dom hes the quiet one, Dom sat in the end of the table quiet at first until they handed out the party horns, then Dom and the kid at the other table got into dueling party horns Dom won, but he kept drinking lemonade, which was okay until we left the restaurant, and on our way back to the car he had to hit every restroom between the UK and parking lot. At one point Cynthia was found yelling into a mens room thats it Dom no more lemonade for you ever.
Kathryn then ordered a to go box which was strange because she wanted 5 to go boxes and they all had the 100 years celebration design on them but she had no food left over and kept smiling and whispering this little song
Im gonna sell you on ebay do da do da. A special 100 years lunch carrrrying tray all the do da day.
And finally Mathew pulled me over to one side and said I was gonna do this later, but Jeff sent this pin with me to trade with you its a very limited pin, very rare it was a diamondback pin shaped like the letter A.
Jeff I know you wanted an LE of 1000 or less for your pin, but the most I could come up with was an LE5000 Electrical Light parade spinner, Mathew scoffed at the pin and refused to trade.
All good things must come an end so as we were walking out of the parks, we were all discussing what to do in the morning sleep in was the consensus, just then my cell phone rings. Can it be yes LE2000 beauty and the beast pin being released in the morning wristbands being handed out at 7:00am, but its 2:00am now, whats the point of going home. So we all gathered in a circle started a small fire using old discarded pin cards, and sang pin songs until 7:00am.
Disclaimer:
I am toooo darned tired to fix this post, any misspellings or errors are a figment of your imagination Note Figment is a trademark of Disney used here with expressed permission of Judy Sue and Mike and friends of figment forever. The events may or may not have happened you all know me I seldom exaggerate. Adam West was and will be Batman forever. I do not flirt (much) and if I do its all in the name of science.
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