Meeeeeemory. All alone in the mooooonlight.
Ok, self. No more singing show tunes. Especially songs from Cats. I highly doubt that the readers want to hear them. But you guys should know that I do love me some musical theater. I grew up listening to the music from Annie and The Sound of Music. Which I adore. Actually, I more than adore it. I just hope my daughter doesnt hate me when I name her Liesl. Or Brigitta. But seriously, I love musicals. Defying Gravity is my go-to shower song. I was obsessed with Hairspray long before Zac Efron made it cool. And Im not going to lie, I burst out into Jesus Christ Superstar far more often than is socially acceptable.
Okay. Where was I? Oh, right
Memories.
I thought Id use this update to share with you some of my random Disney memories. Its about time I shared them with people who get it. I mean, Im sure youve all had that experience where youre all excited to tell everyone you know about the HILARIOUS things that happened to you at WDW, but then when you actually tell them, they dont respond nearly the way you want them to. Because they honestly have no idea what youre talking about. Or they just dont care all that much about how funny it was when you tripped over Tiggers foot. But you guys would think its funny. Because you get it.
So Im going to tell you. And you will all laugh hysterically. Or at least pretend that youre laughing hysterically. Theres no way for me to know that its fake. And I dont mind having my ego stroked every once in a while.
So here it goes
Well start with one of my FAVORITE memories from last July. We were at Ohana, stuffing our faces, and just enjoying a nice relaxing meal together as a family. But shortly after our waiter brought over the meats on the giant skewers, hilarity ensued.
There was a family sitting at the table next to us. They had a couple of younger children one was young enough to require a high chair. For the most part, the kids were really well behaved. They were quietly enjoying their meals. And it was adorable watching the youngest one eat some of the Asian noodles out of a little plastic bowl that the parents had brought along.
It looked kind of like one of these-
Anyway, our waiter had brought our main course, so we were all hard at work trying to devour as much of it as we could. Then, out of nowhere, that little plastic bowl came flying in the direction of our table, hitting my unsuspecting mother on the head. I completely lost it. From my spot at the table, I saw the entire thing happen and it was just too funny. You know how in movies whenever something is about to spill, they do it in slow motion? Well, I felt like I was watching the whole thing happen in slow motion.
The parents felt terrible and were apologizing over and over to my mom, who just laughed the whole thing off. Thankfully, the bowl was empty when it took flight, so its not like anything was ruined. She was a little surprised though, which was to be expected. I mean, not many people go out to restaurants expecting to get hit in the head with a flying plastic bowl.
So after a few more laughs, we got back to our meal. Looking back at the whole experience still makes me laugh, though. I mean, who ever thought that something that happened during a meal at Ohana would end up being more memorable than the actual meal? That food is GOOD. Its hard to top it in the memorable department. But apparently all it took was a little plastic bowl.
Another one of my favorite memories from last July happened here:
Im kind of a MAJOR Idol junkie. Ive barely missed an episode since the show started. Its horrible, and frankly I need to stop watching. But I. Just. Cant. No matter how hard I try, every Tuesday night at 8:00 I park my butt on the couch to watch. And it doesnt help that Glee is on right after. I figure if Im going to be watching Glee anyway, I might as well watch Idol. And you know the obsession is BAD when I really dont like any of the contestants left this season, but I still watch. I told my mom I would stop watching after Tim got eliminated, but that hasnt happened. And yes, before you all ask, I DID vote for Tim Urban. Was he the best singer? No. But he sure was entertaining to watch. And I felt bad because of the way the judges were handling him. I mean, grading his performances on a special Tim Scale? Real mature, Randy, real mature.
Ok. Idol rant over.
So, I was really excited to finally get to see the live show at MGM. And it didnt disappoint. We spent 2 days at MGM, and Im pretty sure I sat through at least 5 of the shows. Im just a sucker for anything related to that stupid show. And it didnt hurt that one of my celeb crushes and last seasons winner, Kris Allen (and of course hes married boo!!) was featured heavily during a couple of the shows I saw.
Anyway, hilarity ensued during one of the evening finale shows. For those of you who have never been to the American Idol Experience, before the actual singing portion of the show starts, theres an actor who comes out to pump up the crowd and explain how the show (voting, etc.) works. They play Rihannas Dont Stop the Music and Mr. Warm-Up Guy has the audience clapping and swaying along.
However, during this particular finale show, Mr. Warm-Up Guy went out of his way to really interact with the audience. There was a family of at least 20 people sitting down the row from us wearing matching lime green t-shirts. (Side Note: I just happened to be wearing my lime green Ohio State t-shirt at the time
I almost asked to switch places with some guy so that I could join the family. HAHA) Mr. Warm-Up Guy noticed them immediately, and we soon learned that they were the Greenhorn family and they were at WDW for a family reunion. Mr. Warm-Up Guy was talking with the grandfather and he was absolutely hilarious.
Seeing the opportunity for comedic gold, Mr. Warm-Up Guy gave Papa Greenhorn a special job. If one of the judges gave one of the contestants a harsh critique, Papa Greenhorn was supposed to stand up and yell out, What you talkin about, Judges? Mr. Warm-Up Guy made us practice a few times and it was hilarious. We were all just hoping that Papa Greenhorn would get the chance to deliver during the actual performance.
So the show starts, our host, Not!RyanSeacrest, does his best Ryan Seacrest impersonation, the first contestant comes out to sing. She does an ok job. Randy and Paula are kind to her, but then Simon criticizes the performance. Right on cue, Papa Greenhorn stands up and shouts out his line. The whole place breaks out into hysterical laughter. Simon had no idea that would happen, so even he was laughing. It was amazing.
So the show continues, the next contestant does well and all of the judges praise her. The third contestant was a little rough, so when Randy starts to criticize, Papa Greenhorn stands right up and yells out his line again. It was even funnier than the first time because people didnt really think hed do it again. Simon jokingly tells him to sit down and stay out of it.
The next time the judges start to criticize a contestant, Papa isnt as quick to deliver. So the entire audience starts chanting, PA-PA! PA-PA! to get him to say his line. It was the funniest thing ever. Even my sister, who at first really didnt want to be there because she would much rather have been riding the Tower of Terror, was laughing hysterically. I was literally crying I was laughing so hard.
I am eternally grateful that Papa Greenhorn wasnt afraid of being silly, because that Idol show was one of the most memorable moments of our trip. Take note all you uptight WDW vacationers. Youll have the most fun if you just let yourself loosen up a bit.
And also, I think we can all agree that the shows at WDW are even more fun if you luck out and wind up with an audience willing to play along. For instance, my FAVORITE ever experience in the Country Bear Jamboree happened during the Evening EMHs when a group of college-aged guys were loudly clapping and singing along. They got the whole crowd into it, and it was so much fun. And not to toot my own horn or anything, but I have been known to get the crowd clapping at the end of the Tiki Room. I just cant resist.
Another one of my favorite Disney memories also happened at MGM. In this case, we were waiting to see Block Party Bash on Hollywood Boulevard. It was REALLY hot out and very sunny.
Heres a picture I took of the sky. As you can see, it was really nice out.
My mom and sister found a bench while my dad and I went to get some drinks. Imagine our surprise when we returned only to find them sitting on the bench surrounded by little plastic traffic cones. One of the police officer Streetmosphere characters was patrolling and was determined to keep them safe. He even questioned me and my dad before we were allowed within the designated area. It was really funny. Im really upset that we dont have pictures of this. They were on my dads camera and got lost in the aforementioned Great Computer Crash of August 2008.
Eventually he moved on and more of the Streetmosphere characters stopped by. While we were enjoying their performances, the weather started to change. A good old Florida summer storm was brewing. The sky started to darken, and it got really windy. Like, REALLY windy. So windy that a huge chunk of bark flew off of one of the palm trees and landed right in front of one of the characters.
In this pic, you can see just how dark it started to get.
So, this huge piece of bark had fallen and these guys, being as good at improv as they are, ran with it. They picked it up and over-dramatically exclaimed that it could have killed them.

Then, one of the actors realized just what the fallen bark looked like
A corset.
We were all dying. They were just so funny about it. And they never put the darn thing down for the rest of their performance. Someone was always wearing it. And they were constantly asking the other characters if they liked their new fashion trends. When they all lined up to march out before BPB started, the actress in blue wore it. I can only imagine what the other people lining the streets who hadnt seen the whole thing happen were thinking as this crazy woman marched down the street holding a piece of bark to her chest.
So these are some of my favorite WDW memories. They're kind of random, but when I sat down to try and think of what to put in my next update, these stories kept popping into my head.
Thanks for reading! And I hope that you're all having a WONDERFUL day!!
