God bless the Simpsons...

[perdidobay]

Sherrie Bobbins and Barney, sprawled on the floor..........
"wasting away again in Margaritaville..."

"lookin' for my lost shaker of salt..."

 

[drclaws]

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was, now what I'm with isn't it. And what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. - Grandpa Simpson

 

[Sparx]

I am dying over here! I had to read it to my friend on the phone because she wanted to know what was so funny.

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

I'm a Ralph fan myself. I especially like when he calls Super Intendent Chalmers "Super Nintendo Chalmers"

My other favorites are Comic Book Guy, Disco Stu, and Sideshow Bob.

 

[Aidensmom]

mmmmmmmmmm doughnuts

We say that at our house all the time,for doughnuts, cookies, cake, etc., even my 4 year old. We also all say "DOH!" everytime we do something stupid. And we say "HAA HAA" whenever someone else does.

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

Ralph: Is president Lincoln ok?

and

Ralph: I ated the purple berries! Oh...uhhhh...uggggg... It tastes like... burning!

(Does anyone else have the Ralph t-shirt from Target that says Drop It Like It's hot?)

 

[megan4777]

From Halloween episode (the 'shinning')
Marge: [on radio] Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.
Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that's over. I was worried for a little bit.


Chief Wiggum: How do you like that, it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purpose of gambling.

Milhouse: Everything's coming up Milhouse!

 

[scoutsmom99]

Homer: Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow.


Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

 

[nuke]

Ralph is my favorite!

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.


Me fail English? That's unpossible.


Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever.

My DH's favorite: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

 

[nuke]

Here's a few more Ralphisms.

Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad.

I glued my head to my shoulder, now i have two owies

Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!

 

[DVDGuy]

(Bart and Lisa have become best friends)
Groundskeeper Willie:It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

Homer: There, did you see that?
Saint Peter: Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't looking.
Homer: I thought you guys were always watching.
Saint Peter: No, you're thinking of Santa Claus.

Bart: Well, Milhouse. Ready to imitate that ******* show?
Milhouse: The disclaimers make me want to do it more.

Mr. Burns: What are you doing in my corpse hatch?
Bart: Mr. Burns, you're under arrest for murder.
Mr. Burns: I mean... what are you doing in my 'innocence tube'?

 

[scoutsmom99]

Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever.

that is one of my favorite ralph quotes

 

[foolishmortal]

you cho cho choose me?

 

[DVDGuy]

Chief Wiggum: Where on my badge does it say anything about protecting people?
Lou: Uh, second word, chief.

Doctor: This can't be right. This man has 104% body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank!
Homer: Go to hell.

Mr. Burns: Social security number? Naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, 2. Damn Roosevelt. Cause of parents death? Got in my way.

 

[DVDGuy]

This is one of my favorite exchanges...

Doctor: Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered - in you.
Mr. Burns: I see. You sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?
Doctor: Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.
Mr. Burns: This sounds like bad news.
Doctor: Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance. Uh, if you have a moment, I can explain.
Mr. Burns: Well...
Doctor: Here's the door to your body, see? And these are oversized novelty germs. That's influenza, that's bronchitis, and this cute little cuddle-bug is pancreatic cancer. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once...
Doctor: Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo. Move it, chowderhead. We call it, "Three Stooges Syndrome".
Mr. Burns: So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible.
Doctor: Oh, no, no, in fact, even slight breeze could...
Mr. Burns: Indestructible...

 

[DVDGuy]

and for those of you who love Ralph...

Ralph: ... and when the Doctor told me I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.
Miss Hoover: Thank you, Ralph, very graphic.

 

[mom22belles]

Homer : "mmmmm floor pie"

Bart and Lisa " can we have a pool Dad? Can we have pool Dad?...

 

[KingsFanInRI]

MB- Smithers, land the plane.
WS- Uh, but you're flying, sir.
MB- Excellent.

RW- MY WATER DISH IS EMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrS- Homey, gambling is illegal
HS- Only in 48 states.

TF- I don't like that clown, he's scary (poster of Krusty)
BS- Don't move that poster; it's a load-bearing poster.

Apu- Oh, it is an insult to my family, my country and my god... but Okay.

BG- Just make yourself at home, Homer. There's an open beer in the fridge if you get hungry.

BG- They're gonna show my movie next.
LS- You made a movie?
BG- I made a movie? No wonder I'm on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.

NM- HA ha
??- I think he's really hurt.
NM- But I said HA ha...

SSB (Kelsey Grammer)- Guess who?
SSC (David Hyde Pierce)- Maris? (I find this particularly funny because I am a big Frasier fan)

HS- I'm gonna catch a leprechaun, and I'm gonna use Lucky Charms as bait.
(Fills hole with cereal, rabbits jump in the hole. Turns box around; it's not Lucky Charms, it's Trix).
HS- D'oh!

HS- Who do you like in the afternoon games?
LS- I Like Philly because they have heart; I like Detroit because they have something to prove; and I like the Raiders because they always cheat.
Announcer- And on an incredibly suspicious play the Raiders win.

 

[rkrivas]

Another Ralph favorite:

(to a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies.

 

[olena]

Mmmmm.....unexplained bacon.