God bless the Simpsons...

[megan4777]

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

 

[megan4777]

Dh and I use this one daily...

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

 

[megan4777]

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[megan4777]

i say this to dh when we're walking....

Ralph:"Slow down Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."

 

[megan4777]

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

 

[megan4777]

Ok, my last one...unless DD wakes up...

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

 

[scoutsmom99]

Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

 

[Pooh67_68]

mmmmmmmmmm doughnuts

 

[elismom]

My favoritite
Not the Boy,Please don't let it be the Boy!
"when bart takes over Camp Krusty"

 

[stinkerbelle]

Ralph: "I'm special!"

(I have a tee shirt with ralph on it, finger up his nose, bubble quote "i'm special"...love it)

 

[Daxx]

"They have the Internet on computers, now?"


"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"

"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-a$$ed."

 

[experiment626mom]

Lisa (mad at Homer): Baboon, Baboon, Baboon!!!
Homer: I knew somebody was going to say it, I just didn't think it would be the girl.

 

[agotta]

Another one from the Austrailia episod

Running by the store where Lisa and Marge are

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

Too funny

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.


Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
-Homer

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. - Ralph

 

[Papa Deuce]

Stupid Sexy Flanders!

 

[megan4777]

Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T...

 

[megan4777]

Homer: See you in hell, dinner plate!

 

[megan4777]

Bart: I smell a museum.
Homer: Yeah, good things don't end with 'eum,' they end with 'mania' or 'teria.'

 

[megan4777]

Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

 

[WatchinCaptKangaroo]

D'OH!

Why you little.........

I'm not crying! I'm vomiting from my eyes!

 

[Danvers]

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. - Ralph

One of my all time favorites!

Lisa: That's Latin dad; the language of Plutarche.
Homer: Mickey Mouse's dog?

Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...
[laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.


Lisa: I'm a monster!
Homer: No, lisa, you're not a monster. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor! We nust save your mother from his neon claws!



Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."