God bless the Simpsons...

[scoutsmom99]

Troy McClure: Hi. I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."

 

[scoutsmom99]

Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
Ralph: I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.

 

['Canes Fan]

Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.

 

[The Mystery Machine]

On of my favorites are Bart's Calls to Moe....

http://www.snpp.com/guides/moe_calls.html

Bart with Lisa
Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!
Wait a minute...
Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
Bart and Lisa laugh