God bless the Simpsons...

[megan4777]

I almost wet myself when Homer yelled to Marge, "who made you Judge Judy and executioner?" (judge, jury and executioner to those who are as slow as me...I know SOMEONE has to be)

 

[babar]

oh god......i could seriously sit with you for hours quoting the simpsons. it's one of my favorite activities!!!

 

[WatchinCaptKangaroo]

I'm not lying! I'm writing fiction with my mouth!

 

[Papa Deuce]

oh god......i could seriously sit with you for hours quoting the simpsons. it's one of my favorite activities!!!

Mmmmn. Unprocessed fish sticks!


I'm gonna mis the chili cookoff! I'm gonna misss the chili cookoff! ( as homer is bouncing on his toes, hands wiggling like a little kid )

 

[megan4777]

"marge I'm not going to lie to you....."(leaves the house..)
MY favorite to say to DH!!!

 

[babar]

you know that new baby brother ralph's been bragging about? it's just a pine-cone!!

 

[megan4777]

http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=1026
AWESOME

 

[Papa Deuce]

"I didn't do it".

 

[babar]

(Moe)...."that's right, I'm a surgeon!"

"was that cat and mouse making out? 'cause if they were...."

 

[babar]

"hey, who ordered this fudge taj-majal?" (homer) "we didn't order that.........(quietly) can I like your fingers? meet me by the mail slot"...

 

[babar]

witness protection program....Homer, loud whisper "i think he's talking to yoooouu."

really, I could go on all night.

 

[megan4777]

marge in australia....."cawwww feeeeeee"
bartender...." beeeee-eeeeer"

 

[megan4777]

"owwwwwww my stinkin' ears"
the flanders boys after moe has a melt down

 

[Papa Deuce]

Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me in such films as.....

 

[babar]

" I bent my wookie" (ralph)



"I have misplaced my pants"(homer)

"When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine college" (ralph)

 

[Papa Deuce]

Bart: "She makes me drink beer".

 

[megan4777]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

 

[megan4777]

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

 

[scoutsmom99]

I love the Simpsons!

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

 

[scoutsmom99]

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.