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I'm quite sure that I'm one of the very few who have never seen this show. I should be Amish....

I hadn't until the summer of '08, then DF went away on army training, and I watched like 3 seasons in 2 weeks :lmao:


Hey where did WallE go? I hope his snowflake is enjoying his snack
 
A spider just crawled out from my boy's plumber's crack. I'm looking with a flashlight in there. I think there may be an entire nest. Should I call a doctor?
 
A spider just crawled out from my boy's plumber's crack. I'm looking with a flashlight in there. I think there may be an entire nest. Should I call a doctor?



uuummmm I don't know they might ask for his social security number......
 
A spider just crawled out from my boy's plumber's crack. I'm looking with a flashlight in there. I think there may be an entire nest. Should I call a doctor?

A doctor?? Call an exterminator!!!! Are you sure they were spiders? You didn't happen to stay at POFQ did you? I hear there was a problem with bedbugs. Maybe that's what he's inflicted with?
 
Oh dear... Oh dear me(as I begin swatting at the hoard of baby spiders that I have awoken). No baby. Don't cry. I'm not hitting you. It's spiders. They're crawling out of your bum bum(as I continue to swat with a rolled up newspaper). Oh please. Just sit still. Daddy will get you some ice cream. FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY!!! HOW CAN THERE BE THIS MANY SPIDERS!!!(as my boy becomes hysterical) Oh my!!! Oh my!!! What to do....
 
Oh dear... Oh dear me(as I begin swatting at the hoard of baby spiders that I have awoken). No baby. Don't cry. I'm not hitting you. It's spiders. They're crawling out of your bum bum(as I continue to swat with a rolled up newspaper). Oh please. Just sit still. Daddy will get you some ice cream. FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY!!! HOW CAN THERE BE THIS MANY SPIDERS!!!(as my boy becomes hysterical) Oh my!!! Oh my!!! What to do....


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Oh dear... Oh dear me(as I begin swatting at the hoard of baby spiders that I have awoken). No baby. Don't cry. I'm not hitting you. It's spiders. They're crawling out of your bum bum(as I continue to swat with a rolled up newspaper). Oh please. Just sit still. Daddy will get you some ice cream. FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY!!! HOW CAN THERE BE THIS MANY SPIDERS!!!(as my boy becomes hysterical) Oh my!!! Oh my!!! What to do....

This is my first time ever using one of these creepy smiley things...but...:scared1::rotfl2:
 
WallE I searched for this for you, so we all have a visual



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Okay...okay...I think I got them all. I gave my boy a Starbucks coffee and cinnabon to calm him down. Now that I have a moment...I'm just furious. My snowflake must have gotten this spider at that terrible Disney value resort. Why did I ever take him there? Look what has become of it. I am unworthy to be a father to such a wonderful child.
 
WallE I searched for this for you, so we all have a visual



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Thank you so much.

I am the sad looking smiley on the right. I am so sad because I must swat my child.

My child is the frightened looking smiley on the left. He looks this way because he is too young to understand why his papa is swatting him so.

Thank you for this very helpful visual aid.
 
Thank you so much.

I am the sad looking smiley on the right. I am so sad because I must swat my child.

My child is the frightened looking smiley on the left. He looks this way because he is too young to understand why his papa is swatting him so.

Thank you for this very helpful visual aid.

:hug: I am so glad I could help you during this challenging time
 
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