I get kicked out of WDW pools repeatedly.
Reasons I was given for being asked to leave:
hitting other people's children
farting too much in the hot tub
cursing loudly to myself and others
fighting
being too drunk (seriously can you ever be too drunk?)
dunking others under the water for long periods of time (both family members and complete strangers)
slapping the lifeguard and stealing his whistle and hotdog (red flotation device)
trying to eat the lifeguard's red flotation device
climbing the volcano at the Poly pool (nude)
allowing my children to smoke in the pool (hey, they are 10 and 11, plenty old enough to not burn anyone)
urinating in the bushes
bringing my dog, he laid a big one on the squirting fountain at the beach pool at the GF (his name is booger, cute right?)
throwing up ( I guess you can be too drunk)
giving beer out of my rolling cooler to minors (some parents are soooo overprotective)
playing inappropriate music loudly from my rolling cooler (yeah it has a radio) (I also think "I'm On a Boat" by Lonely Planet is completely appropriate for all ages)
Anyhoo, it seems that those Disney people don't know how to have fun! They will throw you out for anything! Ridiculous!
BTW I'm totally Kidding! In case any of you thought I was serious. I've done all of those things at Disney pools and have never gotten kicked out! LOL! Just Kidding again!



I mean really why can't I crank Kid Rock up at the pool?![]()

OMG can you imagine the looks on everyone's face. Iceman10 may I have "Cowboy" for $100.00.
Its not that common to be asked. But let me tell you, having to do the Pooh Hoppers Walk of Shame if you get kicked out looks might embarrassing. So I don't recommend it. And if you do and a disboarder is there keeping tabs, God help you!

... I couldn't care less if another wdw guest comes to the pool to swim.![]()

I get kicked out of WDW pools repeatedly.
Reasons I was given for being asked to leave:
hitting other people's children
farting too much in the hot tub
cursing loudly to myself and others
fighting
being too drunk (seriously can you ever be too drunk?)
dunking others under the water for long periods of time (both family members and complete strangers)
slapping the lifeguard and stealing his whistle and hotdog (red flotation device)
trying to eat the lifeguard's red flotation device
climbing the volcano at the Poly pool (nude)
allowing my children to smoke in the pool (hey, they are 10 and 11, plenty old enough to not burn anyone)
urinating in the bushes
bringing my dog, he laid a big one on the squirting fountain at the beach pool at the GF (his name is booger, cute right?)
throwing up ( I guess you can be too drunk)
giving beer out of my rolling cooler to minors (some parents are soooo overprotective)
playing inappropriate music loudly from my rolling cooler (yeah it has a radio) (I also think "I'm On a Boat" by Lonely Planet is completely appropriate for all ages)
Anyhoo, it seems that those Disney people don't know how to have fun! They will throw you out for anything! Ridiculous!
BTW I'm totally Kidding! In case any of you thought I was serious. I've done all of those things at Disney pools and have never gotten kicked out! LOL! Just Kidding again!


(I also think "I'm On a Boat" by Lonely Planet is completely appropriate for all ages)
We were at the Contemporary for a week last July, used the pool almost every day, and never got questioned at all.
Of course, we spent a lot of our time at the "water spouts" -- and who in their right mind would hassle these little angels about anything?...
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Yes, I agree it's a 'real' rule that it's for the use of that resorts guests only. I don't disagree with you one bit. And I also see how having your resort card is the one sure fire way for them to know if you are staying there or not...however, I think it's wrong to REQUIRE all guests to have their cards on their person at all times if you don't inform them of this first. It's the 'that's debatable' part that they need to improve on.The "real" rule is posted at every single resort pool sign on property - where it says "for use of the __________ guests only". How else are the lifeguards supposed to know if you are if you don't have your room key?
So it's already the real rule at all the resorts. As to whether they would make you produce keys for your young children that are obviously with you and you have you card, that is debatable. It probably depends on the mood of the lifeguard that day, or how you answer him/her if they ask to see your card. And they are stricter at SAB than anywhere else on property.
but we stayed at Fort Wilderness and swam at River Country one day, the Poly pool one day, and the Contemporary pool another day. All "legally".. 
And who in their right mind would hassle the mother of toddling twins? - she's likely to bite your head off from exhaustion. (Very cute children).
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