Funny things kids say

[mansionterror]

When my sister was three she said "disney makes dead people sing and dance."

One time a couple years ago in walmart my mom had like cut though the socks undies and bras section or went by it or somthing.
The two little ones yelling "LOOK AT THOSE B__bie things! i see B__obie things! and kept saying B__bie things" i'm glad i was not there that day!

When my son was younger he called bras - ball slingers!

 

[Tasha+Scott]

Earlier tonight my dd4 asked my dh if he would get a couple of her favorite toys for her that she had left in our bedroom. He says okay and gets it for her. He was in one of his usual goofy moods though and wouldn't actually hand it to her until she said, "Thank you, your majesty." Finally she looks at him and says very sweetly and seriously, "Thank you, you maggot." I about died. What made it so hilarious was that she has no idea what a maggot even is and was really honestly trying to say what her daddy said. The look of confusion over why her father and I were laughing so hard was also pretty priceless.

 

[Disneyadore]

When we buried my father, we stood on the lawn and my then 4 year old son pulled my hand and whispered :" don't cry we can always call grandfather". First I did not understand him but he pointed at the inscriptions on the headstones and he was fully convinced that the birth and death dates were telephone numbers.

 

[walkerag]

Last week I was reminding DD8 that she had a soccer make-up game coming up to which she replied "So, we have to wear make-up to our soccer game?"