Funny Things Kids Say

[SamRoc]

When My dd was little she was always singing (well actually she is 18 now and that hasnt changed) we used to call her the jukebox. One day she ran up to us (she was about 6 or 7) and said "I'm the juicebox, give me a song!"

 

[linda0706]

My dd is in preschool and for Mothers Day the teachers put a book together with questions that they asked each kid. One question was My Mom weighs _____ and she replied 90lbs!!! I wish I think she missed a one in the begining of that.

My DD's 1st grade class did this. One question was: Mrs. C is ___ years old. DD's answer was 56. However Mrs. C is actually in her late 20's. Uh-huh, I'm sure Mrs. C LOVED that answer!

 

[cybrkitn]

My DD's 1st grade class did this. One question was: Mrs. C is ___ years old. DD's answer was 56. However Mrs. C is actually in her late 20's. Uh-huh, I'm sure Mrs. C LOVED that answer!

My DS4 just did one of those last month for Mother's Day in his Pre-school. Same question and he put down that I was 16 . He's 20 years off, but that's ok!

 

[It's A Happy Day]

If anyone here knows me, they know I am a CVSaholic and we also frequent Shaws. There are 1 of each a few minutes from the house. Last week I get my DS6 off the bus and tell him to get in the car & buckle up, we have to go to the store. In his best little boy groan he whines "oh mommy, are we going to CVS, my worst emeny"

 

[ocd4disney]

My ds is almost 3 and is one of the cutiest little boys ever.... the other day mom and I were sitting at the table talking. DS climbs up on the table and sits between us. Then he lets out a huge belch......so just as I am about to open my mouth to tell him he should say excuse me he grins at us and says 'yummm, delicious' ......ewwww.....mom and I couldn't help laughing.

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

Here are a couple.

My ds now 16 couldn't wait to show us the "shuffle" (duffle) bag that someone gave him for Christmas.

A couple of years ago my dd now 12 told me that she was gonna get married and move in with dh and I. Her hubby and her dad would share and room and her & I would share a room. We would have a boys room and a girls room. That's great, but I guess I'd never have any grandkids.

 

[MrsJackSparrow]

Conversation between DS and I when he was 3:

DS: Mama, when I grow up, I'm going to be a firefighter just like Daddy.

Me: Honey, Daddy isn't a firefighter.

DS: I know, but he wants to be!

He also hated to be called sweetie pie, which my DSIL used to call him all the time. He'd get really angry and say, "I'm not a pie!"

 

[MrsJackSparrow]

When DD was 7, she especially enjoyed singing Christmas carols. These are my favorites:

Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul, with a corn pop hat and a button nose and two eyes made out of gold.

And:

Five golden rings.
Four calling birds.
Three French men.

 

[bananiem]

When I taught preschool my assistant was reading to the class. All of a sudden one boy says "Thank you." She wasn't done with the story but she said something about him liking the story. His reply was "They brought me back my head!"
We're Catholic. When dd was about 5 she asked me what "body crust" tasted like. I asked her to explain. "You know, at church when the priest says Body Crust." I died laughing!!!! She meant Body of Christ.
My nephew was about 4 when they walked into his church for a special mass. The Knights of Columbus guys were there in their full regalia. DN says, quite loudly, "Look , Mom! Pirates!"
My son said a few words wrong when he was 2. We'd ask him to say octopus and he'd say no. So we'd ask him "What word don't you want to say?" And he'd say "oconopus".

 

[linda0706]

This one happened to one of DH's best friends, Randy when his son joined Cub Scouts. At one of the first parent meetings the Cub leader told Randy that J. was SO proud of his dad because he was a policeman. Apparently J. had gone on & on at a meeting about his dad the policeman.

One problem - Randy is an elevator repairman, not a policeman.

 

[MrsJackSparrow]

This one happened to one of DH's best friends, Randy when his son joined Cub Scouts. At one of the first parent meetings the Cub leader told Randy that J. was SO proud of his dad because he was a policeman. Apparently J. had gone on & on at a meeting about his dad the policeman.

One problem - Randy is an elevator repairman, not a policeman.

Yeah, but I bet he wants to be a policeman.

 

[krismom]

My favorite Disney line from DD at breakfast to Cinderella:
"I have you on my underpants!"

And my other favorite line from DD age 3:
" Mom, I know boys have a *****, but what's the girls thing called again? a spatula?"

 

[Narnian_Princess]

When DD was 7, she especially enjoyed singing Christmas carols. These are my favorites:

Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul, with a corn pop hat and a button nose and two eyes made out of gold.

And:

Five golden rings.
Four calling birds.
Three French men.

That reminds me of the Christmas carols we used to sing!

Park the herald angels sing...
With angelic horse proclaim

Among others...

My favorite Disney line from DD at breakfast to Cinderella:
"I have you on my underpants!"

 

[RUDisney]

It doesn't stop when they get older. Two weeks ago, the day before track and field day at school, my DD(11)'s teacher asks who will be getting free lunch from the school. My DD raises her hand. I asked her why she'd tell her teacher that she got free lunch when we pay full price for it. She asked me what free lunch meant, so I explained about income levels, etc. She said, "oh, I figured that I didn't have to pay for lunch, so it was free." I explained what that check is that I send in once a month for her lunches. Just because it's free for her, it doesn't mean that it's free for Dad and I.

 

[singingpixie]

My DS4 just did one of those last month for Mother's Day in his Pre-school. Same question and he put down that I was 16 . He's 20 years off, but that's ok!

When my brother was in 3rd grade, he had a similar project for Mothers Day. One of the statements to fill in was "My mother has __________"

We all about died when he read "My mother has GREAT LEGS!"

 

[cybrkitn]

I've posted this one before.

When DS was 3, we went to Washington DC with DH for his business trip. DS was having problems going. I had to go to CVS to pick up some enimas (sp?) for his age, which had vaseline on it. It did the trick, but later on, DS said, "Mommy, mommy when you go to the store again, don't get that violin again." So I asked him, "Do you mean vaseline?" He said, "Yeah, that stuff, don't get that anymore." I was laughing so hard!

DH was speaking at his conference that day, so I had to tell him when he got back to the hotel. He got a good laugh.

 

[cybrkitn]

When my brother was in 3rd grade, he had a similar project for Mothers Day. One of the statements to fill in was "My mother has __________"

We all about died when he read "My mother has GREAT LEGS!"

That's so cute

 

[It's A Happy Day]

My son said a few words wrong when he was 2. We'd ask him to say octopus and he'd say no. So we'd ask him "What word don't you want to say?" And he'd say "oconopus".

DD5 recently learned about caterpillars & butterflies. She exclaimed after preschool how they had caterpillars in the classroom and then they turn into raccoons (cacoons) and then butterflies. I had to make sure she told the WHOLE family about the raccoons

 

[FutureMrsC]

My favorite Disney line from DD at breakfast to Cinderella:
"I have you on my underpants!"

I hope she didn't "prove it"!

And my other favorite line from DD age 3:
" Mom, I know boys have a *****, but what's the girls thing called again? a spatula?"

spatula... too funny!

Well he started calling for his worm and then he would open his legs and say there it is,LOL.Well he would sit there and push it between his legs and do the same thing he would call for his worm and then open his legs again.He did this for about a good 5 minutes.
I serously dont know about that child I laugh at him so much he is Hilarious

I can just see one of the little boys I used to babysit do that!

 

[RUDisney]

DS(12) was telling someone recently that I don't like to listen to PM radio. I only listen to AM radio.