Funny: AOL Translator

[Jeff in BigD]

The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

 

[amid chaos]

Ahhh, very good Jeff....LOL

 

[Ellen aka Snow White]

This is too funny! I have a 13 year old and when she is watching me on instant message - she goes NO MOM - you don't type it thay way and then tries to take over the keyboard and type what I call "her language". Thanks! Now I have a way to figure out what the heck she is typing!!

 

[oldkicker]

Cute.

 

[Jeff in BigD]

While caps grates my nerves, the worst is alternating CaPs...ugggh!

 

[Amzey]

teehee.. I wrote a fake letter to nobody and it came out pretty funny:

"Hello,
How are you doing today? I'm doing okay. I didn't feel well when I woke up, so instead of going to Tibet class I went back to sleep. Now I just got up and I have to write my Writing the Essay rough draft for workshopping - super fun! Tonight my dad and I are going to see a comedy show at Carnegie Hall, and tomorrow I'm going shopping with some friends. Saturday Suzanne and I are going to the zoo, and Saturday night I'm hoping that my saying hi to William over at Nine will not turn into a date with his father.

Gotta go work on my draft - talk to you later!

Amy"

"HELO
HOW R U DONG 2DAY?!?!!! OMG *** IMM DONG OKAY1!!!!11! *** LOL I DIDNT FEL WEL WHEN I WOKE UP SO INSTEAD OF GONG 2 TIEBT CLAS I W3NT BAK 2 SLEP!!1! LOL NOW I JUST GOT UP AND I HAEV 2 WRIET MAH WRITNG TEH ESAY ROUGH DRAFT FOR WORKSHOPNG - SUPER FUN!!!11! 2NIGHT MAH DAD AND I R GONG 2 SE A COMADY SHOW AT CARNAGEI HAL AND 2MOROW IMM GONG SHOPNG WIT SOM3 FREINDS!1!!! OMG *** LOL SATURDAY SUZAN3 AND I R GONG 2 DA ZO AND SATURDAY NIGHT IMM HOPNG TAHT MAH SAYNG HI 2 WILIM OVAR AT NIEN WIL NOT TURN IN2 A DAET WIT HIS FATHAR1!111 OMG LOL

GOTA GO WORK ON MAH DRAFT - TOK 2 U MAH!!!11111 OMG LOL"

 

[Jeff in BigD]

^ Oh man, that's like kryptonite.

 

[~*Belle 2003*~]

OMG I had a go at typing something as well! I prefer the top version myself!

I have no idea what to cook for dinner tonight. Can you help me at all? I get really bored of looking in the fridge day after day. We can't have yet another microwave meal. Thanks for your help.

I HAEV NO IEDA WUT 2 COK FOR DINER 2NIGHT111!1 OMG *** CAN U HALP M3 AT AL??!!? OMG *** I GET RILLY BOR3D OF LOKNG IN DA FRIDGE DAY UPON AND DAY!11!!!11 *** LOL WE CANT HAEV YAT ANOTHAR MICROWAEV M3AL THX FOR UR HALP

 

[CathyCanada]

Love it!!! Thanks for the laugh, Jeff!

And if you really want, I can tell you what a cyber twinkie was.

CC

 

[Jeff in BigD]

Originally posted by WebmasterCathyCanada
Love it!!! Thanks for the laugh, Jeff!

And if you really want, I can tell you what a cyber twinkie was.

Please do!

 

[oldkicker]

If you find one of these that translates in the other direction, Jeff - I'd be much obliged.

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

<font color=navy> Ahhh.... CC .... how soon they forget!