My friend to Mulan; "Are you Mulan?"
Like...duh.

She answered "I am..." and the rest of my friends and I burst out laughing. He claims he thought she was just a CM at the China pavilion. Also, this is AFTER she signed some autographs for my other friends.
On our senior trip, after our first day, I asked my friends how they like MK. My one friends said this...
Friend; It was good....but I thought there would be more rides.
Me; What do you mean?
Friend; Like...there weren't any roller coasters or anything. I thought this was like an amusement park. Where are all the rides?
Me; Its Disney World...not Six Flags.

She doesn't get to come on our next trip.
Finally, at the San Angel Inn...on New Years eve.
Woman; We have a party of six.
CM; Do you have reservations?
Woman; No, I'm putting my name in now.
CM: I'm sorry, we're fully booked for tonight. We aren't taking names.
Woman; WHAT!? Where is my family supposed to eat!?

...a few seconds, and explicatives later...
Me; Hi, Hassay, party of six.

The CM handed me a pager. I turned around, and the woman was staring at me. The she went back to yell at the CM some more. I felt bad for the CM that had to deal with her, but I had to laugh at her for being such a prick about it.