>> Funniest Overheard Comments Part II <<

We were having lunch last week in Pizzafari at AK, and a dad was looking for his son and loudly calling out his name, which happened to be Marco. You guessed it - every time he hollered "Marco" several people yelled back "Polo"!
 
We were at AK coming off of DINOSAUR and there was a guy talking on the phone, and we overheard "Don't worry, even if the light is blinking, it won't blow up . . . ." One of the most funniest things I've ever heard.
 
2 years ago on POC

a boy said to his dad look at the chicken to the seagul and look at the cow to the donkey

:S
 

I don't want that mug. We can't wash it in the microwave.

It was late and I think they were trying to pick out a mug before they left for home the next morning.

The sad thing is, I sat here for about 5 minutes trying to figure out what was so funny about that comment! :lmao: It's early and I haven't had my caffeine yet.
 
Just remembered one that my cousins told me. Not so much overheard as it was the experience. They had gone to WDW in 2007 and went on the Disney cruise. During dinner, they were seated with two very nice women. When the waiter asked what they all wanted for dessert, one of the women who was very full from dinner said, "Oh, that's alright, I'll have nothing, thanks."

So the waiter goes to get everyone else's dessert, and after passing them all out, he hands a plate to the woman who said she wanted nothing. The woman looked a bit confused until she saw what the CM had put on her plate.

There, in chocolate syrup, was the word "Nothing." :rotfl:

That's a great one, made me laugh out loud. (and made people give me strange looks because i am by myself laughing to myself)
 
I heard something that struck me as really funny during my last trip. I was standing at the hub in front of the castle, looking up at the spires, when a woman marched past in front of me muttering irritatedly "Now I'm REALLY lost!" I just looked up at the castle, turned and looked back up Main Street to the train station, and looked at my friend, who burst out laughing. I mean, I can understand getting lost in that park, if you are not familiar with it, but IN FRONT OF THE CASTLE? IN SIGHT OF THE MAIN GATE? There is really no hope for you.
 
My friend to Mulan; "Are you Mulan?"
Like...duh.:lmao: She answered "I am..." and the rest of my friends and I burst out laughing. He claims he thought she was just a CM at the China pavilion. Also, this is AFTER she signed some autographs for my other friends.

On our senior trip, after our first day, I asked my friends how they like MK. My one friends said this...
Friend; It was good....but I thought there would be more rides.
Me; What do you mean?
Friend; Like...there weren't any roller coasters or anything. I thought this was like an amusement park. Where are all the rides?
Me; Its Disney World...not Six Flags. :sad2:
She doesn't get to come on our next trip. :thumbsup2

Finally, at the San Angel Inn...on New Years eve.
Woman; We have a party of six.
CM; Do you have reservations?
Woman; No, I'm putting my name in now.
CM: I'm sorry, we're fully booked for tonight. We aren't taking names.
Woman; WHAT!? Where is my family supposed to eat!? :mad:
...a few seconds, and explicatives later...
Me; Hi, Hassay, party of six. popcorn::
The CM handed me a pager. I turned around, and the woman was staring at me. The she went back to yell at the CM some more. I felt bad for the CM that had to deal with her, but I had to laugh at her for being such a prick about it.
 
One that cracked me up, although I understand that not everyone is that knowledgeable about animals...

Guest looks into the meerkat enclosure at Animal Kingdom and says "What are those animals, are they Hyenas?"
 
My friend to Mulan; "Are you Mulan?"
Like...duh.:lmao: She answered "I am..." and the rest of my friends and I burst out laughing. He claims he thought she was just a CM at the China pavilion. Also, this is AFTER she signed some autographs for my other friends.

On our senior trip, after our first day, I asked my friends how they like MK. My one friends said this...
Friend; It was good....but I thought there would be more rides.
Me; What do you mean?
Friend; Like...there weren't any roller coasters or anything. I thought this was like an amusement park. Where are all the rides?
Me; Its Disney World...not Six Flags. :sad2:
She doesn't get to come on our next trip. :thumbsup2

Finally, at the San Angel Inn...on New Years eve.
Woman; We have a party of six.
CM; Do you have reservations?
Woman; No, I'm putting my name in now.
CM: I'm sorry, we're fully booked for tonight. We aren't taking names.
Woman; WHAT!? Where is my family supposed to eat!? :mad:
...a few seconds, and explicatives later...
Me; Hi, Hassay, party of six. popcorn::
The CM handed me a pager. I turned around, and the woman was staring at me. The she went back to yell at the CM some more. I felt bad for the CM that had to deal with her, but I had to laugh at her for being such a prick about it.

Good stuff, especially the San Angel angry lady.
 
There was this awesome family that was staying at POP at the same time we were last year. It was a Mom, Dad, 2 little boys, and a toddler girl. We kept running into them places, and they were always doing the funniest things.

Like on the bus to MK the Mom was giving her sons gum, and told them not to show there little sister because she " might swallow it" Then when she caught wind of what was going on she looks at her sons and says " okay boys guess you better get rid of the gum" the two boys just looked at her and SWALLOWED it in unison. :rotfl:

Then I was waiting for DH outside TOT and the Dad was there with the little girl. I started talking to them, and then the Mom came off the ride with the little boys. The little girl says "Mommy how was the ride" and the Mom says " Let' just say Mommy almost S.H.I.T. her pants !" :rotfl:

I loved these people I saw them on EE too! They were always cracking us up!
 
There was this awesome family that was staying at POP at the same time we were last year. It was a Mom, Dad, 2 little boys, and a toddler girl. We kept running into them places, and they were always doing the funniest things.

Like on the bus to MK the Mom was giving her sons gum, and told them not to show there little sister because she " might swallow it" Then when she caught wind of what was going on she looks at her sons and says " okay boys guess you better get rid of the gum" the two boys just looked at her and SWALLOWED it in unison. :rotfl:

Then I was waiting for DH outside TOT and the Dad was there with the little girl. I started talking to them, and then the Mom came off the ride with the little boys. The little girl says "Mommy how was the ride" and the Mom says " Let' just say Mommy almost S.H.I.T. her pants !" :rotfl:

I loved these people I saw them on EE too! They were always cracking us up!

:scared1: :rotfl: These are great!!
 
I heard something that struck me as really funny during my last trip. I was standing at the hub in front of the castle, looking up at the spires, when a woman marched past in front of me muttering irritatedly "Now I'm REALLY lost!" I just looked up at the castle, turned and looked back up Main Street to the train station, and looked at my friend, who burst out laughing. I mean, I can understand getting lost in that park, if you are not familiar with it, but IN FRONT OF THE CASTLE? IN SIGHT OF THE MAIN GATE? There is really no hope for you.

Oh, I knew there was another one this last trip that cracked me up, and I just remembered it. My friend and I stopped at Aloha Isle for an afternoon Dole Whip and grabbed the last table in the shaded area. It was blazing hot, and another group came up with their treats and huddled against the wall in the shade rather than take a table in the sun. They just looked hot and absolutely beat. They kept eyeballing us because we were just two at a table for four, but there were three of them, or I would have invited them to sit with us. So, I offered them the two extra chairs to pull over into the shade, and pointed out that there was also an extra chair at the next table. The lady commented that she should have thought of that herself, and I said, "well, you get so hot and tired, and I think the brain just quits working." to which the man replies sadly "Yeah, at this point I'm just waiting for it to be over with." :rotfl2: He was definitely not feeling the magic. It reminded me of our first big family trip, when my SIL was super-commando, and my brother got up about the fourth morning, and looked at her bleary-eyed from over his coffee, and asked "Do we really have to have more fun today?"
 
There should definetely be a warning on this topic "DO NOT READ IN CLASS" I promise
I about lost it sitting in lecture...but was aloud to release my laughs when the prof. said
something funny and the class all laughed so I joined in :lmao: too bad I wasn't laughing
at him :rotfl2:
 
We were at MK in May, waiting in line to meet Capt. Hook and Mr. Smee. A family walks out of the restaurant there, and I overhear a daughter (probably mid 30's) say to her mom, "you just spent all that money on new teeth and can't eat a TACO?!?!?!" OMG! :lmao: That kept me laughing the entire week!
 
I have one that wasn't over in WDW, but was about planning our trip there. I was talking to my dad about buying tickets for him and my mom, and he said, "Why don't you just get us those bouncy passes." It took me a minute to figure out he was talking about Park Hoppers! :rotfl:
 
I have one that wasn't over in WDW, but was about planning our trip there. I was talking to my dad about buying tickets for him and my mom, and he said, "Why don't you just get us those bouncy passes." It took me a minute to figure out he was talking about Park Hoppers! :rotfl:

ha! Bouncy passes! Love it!
 
I haven't read through this whole thread, so I don't know if this one has already been posted! But how about my best friend, who was my roommate in Orlando at the time, thought EPCOT was inside the big "golfball'!!! She didn't realize it was an outdoor theme park!!! She was so amazed when we got there!! We all had a good laugh at her expense for a while after that!! :laughing:
 












Save Up to 30% on Rooms at Walt Disney World!

Save up to 30% on rooms at select Disney Resorts Collection hotels when you stay 5 consecutive nights or longer in late summer and early fall. Plus, enjoy other savings for shorter stays.This offer is valid for stays most nights from August 1 to October 11, 2025.
CLICK HERE













DIS Facebook DIS youtube DIS Instagram DIS Pinterest

Back
Top