Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Mortlives]

THAT guy, his identical TWIN BROTHER and their two wives!!!

Sounds like you should crosspost this one to the "Have you ever had a shock?" thread.

Kungaloosh!
Morticia.

 

[jnrrt]

Okay, this is not about Disney at all, but I was reminded by LongIslandCouple's story, so sorry if you're bummed it's not Disney - I'll do better next time!

I went to grad school in Manhattan, but lived on LI because my husband was grad schooling there and we wanted grass. I was commuting on probably the exact same train LIC was talking about. And everyday I would leave really early because it took forever to get there, and most people would actually go to sleep on the train. I made this an art form. I got to the point where I could sleep anywhere (and this is not always a good thing - once I fell asleep on the subway, missed school and ended up all the way in the Bronx)

So one day I was very excited to have scored a window seat - much easier to sleep there. At the next stop, a very well-dressed Wall Street kind of guy sat down next to me. I put my bag on my lap, he got out his paper, and I went to sleep as always.

Now I'm dreaming that I'm at a junkyard, and I'm lying on one of those machine that flattens cars - sorry don't know the name - but you know, the big plate comes down and crushes the car. And I'm being very slowly crushed, and it hurts more and more and more, until finally I wake up.

It was completely dark, I could not move, and I had no idea where I was. I saw the bottom of the seat in front of me, and realized I was on a train, and thought, "Oh my gosh! We've had an accident! Am I injured? Is anyone else injured?" and I jerked to try and get up when...

The man sitting next to me also woke up and got off me.

He had fallen asleep reading his paper and fallen over on me (see, he didn't have that handy window seat) and had crushed me down almost to the floor.

I have never in my life seen a man so embarrassed as that man. It was so bad that I actually felt terrible for him, but I could stop giggling for the rest of the trip. Which was 20 minutes. When we never spoke. And never made eye contact. And when we got to Penn Station, I've never seen someone actually run for the door before, but he did.

And my husband and I thought that it was kind of a frightening testimony to my level of sleep deprivation, that my body would rather work it into a dream, than wake up!

Okay, enough about the LIE. Back to your regularly scheduled Disney.

 

[vettechick99]

LIC, that's hysterical! Small world, huh???

ETA: Jnrrt, that was funny too! How embarassing!

 

[DISUNC]

.......The first night in Disney, you can imagine my surprise when my wife and I are seated at Teppayanki and the CM brings over the other people to our table - THAT guy, his identical TWIN BROTHER and their two wives!!! Sigh.

Well (I have to say it)....It is a Small World after all!!!! Very funny story, and as a former commuter into NYC I know all too well your nightmare.

 

[bigmerle1966]

The WORST part is, now you two have something in common to talk about during your long trips to and from work everyday!

I'd consider giving two weeks notice!

Or walk to work.

 

[MickeyMacks]

"Ok, just as long as they're good to their dolphins."

What, hasn't she heard of the singing Disney Dolphins: "So long, and thanks for all the fish..."

 

[ophie]

What, hasn't she heard of the singing Disney Dolphins: "So long, and thanks for all the fish..."

Don't Panic!!

 

[mtakac]

I just laughed so loud at the last 2 train stories that I think I woke my husband in the other. Oh well, he'll get it tomorrow.

These just make my day!

 

[Schweet]

Don't Panic!!

And don't forget your towel!

 

[whacked]

Being a Hoopy Frood, I ALWAYS know where my towel is.

 

[The Dark Dancer]

We just got back from WDW yesterday and the funniest thingt we heard was someone saying," Where are the bumper-cars?" lol

 

[dsneygirl]

This thread has me almost crying at my desk.

I thought of this thread when I overheard a dad at MK say upon seeing Chip and Dale.

"It's Alvin and the Chipmunks!"

 

[Suzanne74]

Actually this was at the disney store, around christmas time. A little boy was telling his parents which of the toys he wanted and he, really loudly saud "I want a little Buzz and a big Woodie," and this lady across the store under her breath said "don't we all."

Oh my - I am wiping the tears away - you just made my day!!!!!

 

[Suzanne74]

Okay I have a few to add - not what I overheard but a few things my quick thinking 3yr old dd said during our last trip that I wrote down in our journal. I swear anyone that says a preschooler is too young for Disney is DEAD WRONG - she made out trip hilarious!!!

After a day at Blizzard Beach, my dd looks at me coming out of the hotel bathroom with a towel wrapped around me. She instantly said "Mommy you look like Nemo" - I didn't know what she meant, I thought maybe because I was wet . So I get my clothes on the bed go back to the bathroom to get changed and look into the mirror to see that I was very burned (aka orange) with 2 wide strap marks (aka white stripes.) I started laughing so hard in the bathroom I went right to the toilet to go to the bathroom

When we first sat down at CRT, dd looks around and spots Belle and Sleeping Beauty and she gets this big grin on her face and turns to me and says "They're here, they're here, Mommy look we found them in Cinderella's house!!" So we get a chuckle and I am so excited to be there too. So our server dressed in the CRT waiter outfit comes up and is so pleasant and calls her princess etc.. and she is gazing at him and then she blurts out "Where is Cinderella, Mr Prince Charming?" We all got a good laugh at that

 

[tiki23]

I love thrill rides; just had my 43rd birthday and still love 'em. My family, however, does not always share my enthusiasm. I decided to "surprise" them with Space Mountain on our first Disney trip to DL. DH is sitting behind me so I don't see him take out his brand new video cam to tape the action. It was all he could do to hold on to the camera with one hand and the car with the other! When the car pulls in, I get out and look back and there is DH picking up, what I thought, were broken pieces of camera! It turns out it was just the accessories that fell out of the camera bag, but I knew I was in big trouble, lol. For the rest of the time we were in any park in CA, any ride with the words "Space" or "Mountain" earned me a suspicious look from DH and the DK's.

I couldn't help myself; the last day I bought them all the T-shirts with the pics of scared Disney characters that said "I Survived Space Mountain!"

Oh, and I loved this one: DD, then 5, received the first autograph in her book from Tigger. She took one look at it, says "I KNEW animals couldn't write, this is just scribbles!" She then tears it out of the book and crumpled it up.

 

[MickeyMacks]

DD, then 5, received the first autograph in her book from Tigger. She took one look at it, says "I KNEW animals couldn't write, this is just scribbles!" She then tears it out of the book and crumpled it up.

Oh, that made my morning! Classic! I can just picture it!

Poor Tigger, too much bounce juice the night before?

 

[shatzjsl]

This may be a "had to be there moment" but it happend at MK this past Wednesday. We were leaving the train station at Toon Town and a father was walking back from the dead end by the train station. He was pushing a double stroller with two toddlers and had a boy of about 8 years old walking beside him. He looked beat. As he was walking away from the dead end he said "C'mon son, there's no Disney magic back there". My mom and I had a good laugh over it.

 

[Daisy'sMom]

My poor father-in-law is the brunt of both of the following comments recently uttered last week. In AK, as we were leaving DinoLand and heading into the other areas of the park I make a point of telling everyone that all the animals in AK are real. This point is repeated a few more times while we are standing still so that everyone understands. Not more than ten minutes later my husband gets my attention and asks if I just heard what his dad had just asked. His dad had asked if the animals we were looking at were real.

This comment should then explain the comment made by my nephew later that week as we are standing beside the Finding Nemo display at EPCOT. My husband says he wants to have his picture made with Dory. My nephew, without skipping a beat, says "Papaw IS Dory." My mother-in-law began laughing immediately at this. My father-in-law acted offended, but with a grin because he knows he is Dory.

 

[Daisy'sMom]

I forgot one. My nephew8 had gotten a tube of that pixie stix candy and had eaten a good bit of it. A while later he turns to my mother-in-law(his grandmother) and says "Mamaw, I just cut the cheese and it smelt like cotton candy."

 

[LSUDis]

My 9 year old son knows a lot about WDW, and, unfortunately, he lets everyone know about it. Last week at MGM, my 7 year old daughter finally had enough. She wanted to show him that she knew as much as he did. As we walked from the Muppets toward Indiana Jones, they walked behind us. Suddenly, I heard her say in an authoritative, tour-guide voice to her brother, "Now we are walking past the Great Scary Cheese Village. There is a ride in there that will really scare you." Then, she sniffed, tossed her head, and marched onward.

I looked at my husband, baffled. Then, I looked around and burst into laughter. Do you know what the Great Scary Cheese Village is??????






It is the Tatooine (sp?) village right before the Star Tours ride. Now that she's mentioned it, the walls do look like a huge wedge of Cheddar cheese. Now, we call the famous Star Wars landmark, "The Great Scary Cheese Village."