Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[MickeyMacks]

"Mamaw, I just cut the cheese and it smelt like cotton candy."

Oh no, I'm going to choke to death laughing over a "fluffer" joke! Next time I smell cotton candy, I'll look around for an eight year old kid with a guilty expression!

 

[InsanelyMickey]

Not as funny as some of these but a couple weeks ago I overheard this exchange between girl and her boyfriend (?) who were behind DH and I in line for Splash Mountain...

As fastpass holders walk by on their side of the line...
Girl: Are those people cutting us?! (I got a chuckle out of this, but then...)



Boy's response: No, that's for a different ride.

Now, isn't that convenient to have two rides' lines so close to each other?

 

[WDWguru]

Last month while I was off doing press stuff, DH was at Epcot the day of the press event when the park closed at 3 pm. At about 2 he was headed back to the international gateway and passed a family in Canada. The two kids had run up ahead and called back to dad "Can we look at the totem pole?". The dad said "We have 17 countries and one hour... we don't have time to stop and look at anything!"

 

[disneyfreakjackie]

I was waiting for this thread to pop back up!

I was in the One Man's Dream Movie at the end of the attraction (which I cry EVERY time). Anyway about four women sat behind us and I heard them talking about Walt Disney, wondering if he had any children. One women (thinking she knew EVERYTHING) said, "Walt Disney didn't have any children, he had neices and nephews that he treated wonderfully . . . he treated them like they were his children. He never got married."

I found it hilarious because we all know how he got the idea to create Disneyland!!! DA!!!!

I couldn't help but turn around and give them the facts about Walt!!

They probably thought I was such a BEEE-ACH!! I couldn't contain myself. If they noticed the tears in my eyes during the movie, they were probably wondering what kind of DISNEYFREAKWEIRDO I was!!!

 

[Briarmom]

These are so funny!

Last week ds6 and I were at DL and we were on the Grizzley River Run (sort of like Kali) and at the very end he yelled (in his best Incredibles' neighbor impersonation) 'That was totally wicked!!' The whole 'raft' was laughing at him.

 

[iwannabeinwdw]

We're at Blizzard Beach in April. I'm hanging out with napping 1yo dd, dh has ds(9) and dd(6). DH comes back w/o dd, I ask where she is, he says she is in line for Summit Plummet (Yes dh was lectured on safety issues). None of us have dared to ride this ride. We are all chicken and he left my 6 yo dd to climb the stairs by herself(!!!) and go on this slide

We all hustle over to the bottom of the slide, pick up a shaken but proud little girl and on the way back to our "camp" I ask her what had changed her mind about the slide. She said:

" I wanted to see if you really fly off the end?!"

 

[MidNite]

" I wanted to see if you really fly off the end?!"

 

[LindsayDunn228]

I forgot one. My nephew8 had gotten a tube of that pixie stix candy and had eaten a good bit of it. A while later he turns to my mother-in-law(his grandmother) and says "Mamaw, I just cut the cheese and it smelt like cotton candy."

Oh my word!!!!!!! I am going to puke I'm laughing so hard!! Priceless!!!!!!

 

[GF Girl]

The funniest thing that I had heard at WDW happened in the GF lobby. There were several characters in the lobby signing autographs. There was a little girl waiting to get Tigger's autograph. She was so excited that she was jumping up and down. Finally it was her turn! She ran up to him and gave him a big hug and said.."I just love your cereal!....Frosted Flakes are my favorite." I just thought that was the cutest thing

 

[shatzjsl]

The funniest thing that I had heard at WDW happened in the GF lobby. There were several characters in the lobby signing autographs. There was a little girl waiting to get Tigger's autograph. She was so excited that she was jumping up and down. Finally it was her turn! She ran up to him and gave him a big hug and said.."I just love your cereal!....Frosted Flakes are my favorite." I just thought that was the cutest thing

That reminds me of a shirt that I saw in AK of Pooh in a safari outfit looking at at tiger and saying "Tigger, is that you?"

 

[disneyaggie]

These are a hoot! Keep 'em coming folks!

 

[mommystieg]

While in the World last week we heard a few funnies:

At Epcot when we passed Rafiki signing autographs I heard the following comments:
"Hey, isn't that the Lion King?" Could they not tell he was neither a lion nor a king?

Also heard this:
First woman-"Hey, isn't that somebody?"
Second woman-"Yeah, it's Pumba or Hakuna Matata or something like that."

While entering the FP line for Splash DD#1 witnessed a Disney Duh Moment....
Woman tries to enter FP line without FP when CM asks for FP she appears confused. CM explains the entire process but she doesn't get it--she turns to the rest of her group and says "Let's just go wait in line (75 minutes at the time), this is too complicated."


While waiting for Illuminations we had a couple approach us and ask to take their picture and "be sure and get the ball in it." Actually almost everyone who stopped there to take a picture requested that the photographer make sure the ball was in the picture.

And this from my own DD -- we always print out a license plate bingo game for the road trip and DD knows that the best place to spot license plates is WDW parking lots. As we were walking thru one such parking lot I asked DD which states was she stilling looking for--she rambled off about 8 states and then said she was still looking for one from London. I told her to keep on looking...

 

[shatzjsl]

While in the World last week we heard a few funnies:

At Epcot when we passed Rafiki signing autographs I heard the following comments:
"Hey, isn't that the Lion King?" Could they not tell he was neither a lion nor a king?

Also heard this:
First woman-"Hey, isn't that somebody?"
Second woman-"Yeah, it's Pumba or Hakuna Matata or something like that."

While entering the FP line for Splash DD#1 witnessed a Disney Duh Moment....
Woman tries to enter FP line without FP when CM asks for FP she appears confused. CM explains the entire process but she doesn't get it--she turns to the rest of her group and says "Let's just go wait in line (75 minutes at the time), this is too complicated."


While waiting for Illuminations we had a couple approach us and ask to take their picture and "be sure and get the ball in it." Actually almost everyone who stopped there to take a picture requested that the photographer make sure the ball was in the picture.

And this from my own DD -- we always print out a license plate bingo game for the road trip and DD knows that the best place to spot license plates is WDW parking lots. As we were walking thru one such parking lot I asked DD which states was she stilling looking for--she rambled off about 8 states and then said she was still looking for one from London. I told her to keep on looking...

Funny stories!! Sorry we didn't run into each other last week! I left your phone number right here on my desk at work

 

[disneyaggie]

Welcome back mommystieg and shatzjsl!

Glad you all had a great time!

Debbie

 

[Luv2Roam]

I overheard a few people talking at MK while standing next to me.
One asked about the different castles between DL and MK. I really wasn't paying much attention at that point.
Then one person replied that (pointing to the castle) was Cinderella's Castle.
Reply: Then what castle does the Magic Kingdom have?

Where did he think they were?

 

[Danno Magee]

My wife and I were waiting in line in Mickey's Toontown fair to get some autographs in the judge's tent. We ended up standing next to a nice family from the UK. The daughter was really excited about her trip and loved getting autographs. She told us about how she had been to MK and EPCOT so far. She was looking through our autograph book and suddenly exclaimed "Where did you find Princess Jasmine?!?" My wife said "Oh we saw her in Morocco". The girl got a confused and saddened look on her face and said "Oh...but we're in America". We all laughed and her parents quickly reminded her of her trip to EPCOT the day before.

 

[Luv2Roam]

We did experience something unique at ToT last Sunday. It rained on and off all day and the crowds had thinned out early evening.
ToT had a 13 minute wait. So we got FP for a second ride and did a walk on for the current time.
Usually there is a large crowd standing in front of the library doors.
Since the crowd was so light, there was a couple standing in front of the doors, to the far left, at the left hand side entrance.
Rather than gather around like most do, a line was forming to enter the library. (I have found it is true at WDW, stand long enough and people will form a waiting line. )
It does not take many people for a line to start getting long.
Without even thinking DH and I stood near the first couple. (And actually surprised the CM did not tell guests to fill in all available spaces. I suppose because it was so light, he did not say anything.)
The woman did not say anything to us, but made a comment to the man she was with, meant for us to hear, that we were cutting in line.
Of course the room easily held the group we were with, with lots of space remaining.
I suppose she must have been a first timer, thinking the library doors would open into a que to go direct into the elevators.

Then... while riding ToT, DH and I were in the second row. In that section there are only three seats across. I was in the middle. A woman was on my left.
She must have been a first timer -- and a very friendly one at that. She was laughing and smiling the whole time. But right away during the dropping she started grabbing my leg, repeatedly. Above my knee happens to be the one place I am VERY ticklish.
Then during a drop she somehow found my left hand and latched on to that as if she was going into labor!
Had I been a man sitting next to her, that ToT ride may have been a very memorable experience for someone.

The second ride included a boy (sans parents) who stated out loud more than once he was going to loose his food. (And not in those words) I couldn't get out of there fast enough!

What a weird ToT day.

 

[freakylick]

Also heard this:
First woman-"Hey, isn't that somebody?"
Second woman-"Yeah, it's Pumba or Hakuna Matata or something like that."

I know that you posted that because of the stupid answer, but I think the question is just as stupid. I guess it's true...ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer.

My answer would have been: "Yes"

 

[tn_disney_addict]

That reminds me of a shirt that I saw in AK of Pooh in a safari outfit looking at at tiger and saying "Tigger, is that you?"

We have that TSHIRT!! My daughter has people stop and talk to her about it all the time!!

 

[donnajon]

We were at MK last week watching Cinderellabration when I overheard a little girl behind us say, "Daddy, after this, I want to go back to FancyLand!"