Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[gw_lit]

After taking our 2 boys (5 &2) to WDW for the first time, we asked the oldest which park was his favorite... his reply "Apricot.... and Test Track was the coolest ride." We all still laugh about this one.

 

[ladysoleil]

--Babka Gal
PS: If you can still find them, the glasses are great! Clear glass with frosted glass Mickey ears on them. [/QUOTE]

Cool. I definitely need to find some nice "toothpick holders" when we're there!

 

[Jon99]

My favorite, and unfortunately said by my mother on our wedding week.. We were waiting in the lobby of the WL for the rest of our group, this is during the character meet and greets from a few years ago.. She wasn't paying attention and her feet got tied up with the feet of one of the Chipmonks.. All I hear her say is "That son of a b#&ch tried to trip me"...

 

[julie_yet]

My favorite, and unfortunately said by my mother on our wedding week.. We were waiting in the lobby of the WL for the rest of our group, this is during the character meet and greets from a few years ago.. She wasn't paying attention and her feet got tied up with the feet of one of the Chipmonks.. All I hear her say is "That son of a b#&ch tried to trip me"...

LOL!!!! That's hilarious!

 

[NotUrsula]

WE told the kids about the main pool and the kiddie (quiet) pools.

I always thought it was the other way 'round -- the pools WITHOUT the kids are the quiet pools!

 

[TDC Nala]

Just this morning I heard a mother explaining to her child that the monorail warning "Por favor mantengan se alejado de las puertas" was for people who only spoke Swedish.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

bump,this thread is too funny

 

[LindsayDunn228]

I just got back this past Saturday and I have a few.

On the bus to the MK a woman was explaining the Monorail to what looked like her granddaughter. She explained that the Monorail was EXCLUSIVE to the MK. I smiled to myself. Sorry lady, WRONG!

We were watching Wishes after eating at the CG. This guys was standing w/ his kids beside me. He had a drink in his hand and was acting like he'd already had a few, if you know what I mean. Anyway, the kids were watching the castle change colors (before Wishes started) and asked what was inside the castle. "Nothing," he said. "You just walk through the middle of it and come out the other side." He was close enough to me and I said, "There's actually a restaurant inside called "Cinderella's Royal Table," and told him some of the things they serve. He was shocked!! It's so funny. We seasoned DISers always assume everyone knows these kind of things.

I will be posting on the trip board, the restaurant board, and the resort board about my trip here in a little while. I have a TON to write!

 

[GOOFYFREEK]

NO NO I got one. While standing in line for Space Mountain. Lady says to hubby, this must be a new ride cause it looks like everyone wants to ride it.

 

[Jan3571]

This was several years ago... We were on the resort monorail from the GF to TTC, and there was a guy with his family and he was telling them, rather loudly, all about how his favorite park was ECPOT. We still jokingly call it ECPOT to this day. It's amazing how some folks either have no idea how loudly they talk or think we all want to hear what they have to say.

 

[DazlinJasmine]

I remember once on mine and my twin sisters birthday we were in Magic Kindom and a horse had just pooped! We were just going to get on the carriage and my Dad said to us ...... 'look, the horses have left you a birthday present!'
Me and my sister were grossed out. So disgusting.
Also my 1st post
yay

 

[MinnieM21]

I remember once on mine and my twin sisters birthday we were in Magic Kindom and a horse had just pooped! We were just going to get on the carriage and my Dad said to us ...... 'look, the horses have left you a birthday present!'
Me and my sister were grossed out. So disgusting.
Also my 1st post
yay

Welcome to the DIS!

You're story's hilarious! I would be grossed out too!

 

[DazlinJasmine]

I would be whining if it was hot! I would want to go back to the hotel and go into the pool!
( Stay in there for half an hour ) LOL

 

[kirkharrod]

Funniest thing I heard in Disney last October:

"I'm gonna vote for George Bush because he's a guy I could drink a beer with!"


That's funny on so many levels!

 

[dopeyone]

we were sitting in the back of the tram, when after an announcement was made, my wife said, " that guy talks too fast, he sounds like the teacher in charlie brown"! little did she know that the guy making the announcements sits in the back of the tram, right behind us, he heard every word she said. so on his next announcement in his best charlie brown teacher voice he said "waa, waa, waa,wa, waa wa". my wife turned beet red when that happened, that was the funniest thing i've seen!

 

[KATIESMOMMY]

we were sitting in the back of the tram, when after an announcement was made, my wife said, " that guy talks too fast, he sounds like the teacher in charlie brown"! little did she know that the guy making the announcements sits in the back of the tram, right behind us, he heard every word she said. so on his next announcement in his best charlie brown teacher voice he said "waa, waa, waa,wa, waa wa". my wife turned beet red when that happened, that was the funniest thing i've seen!

they all were funny but this one I could actually picture in my mind

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Now that is funny

 

[Cindy's Mom]

we were sitting in the back of the tram, when after an announcement was made, my wife said, " that guy talks too fast, he sounds like the teacher in charlie brown"! little did she know that the guy making the announcements sits in the back of the tram, right behind us, he heard every word she said. so on his next announcement in his best charlie brown teacher voice he said "waa, waa, waa,wa, waa wa". my wife turned beet red when that happened, that was the funniest thing i've seen!

This one is my FAVORITE. I want to find that same tram announcer and do the same thing to him.

 

[marypops!]

this just has to be bumped up
i need to hear more stories
more
MORE!!!

 

[bryon]

Pirates Of The Carribean attraction....

I heard someone say this back in 1989 and everytime I go on the ride I think about it.

You come up to the pirate ship and the captain is giving out his orders. One of the things he says is..."Fire at will"

And of course some guy in the back of the boat shouts...."Which ones Will?"

Guess you had to be there. I always say "which one is Will?" under my breath everytime we go by the ship now.